Bluesky Chop
@chopaganda.bsky.social
This isn’t who it would be if it wasn’t who it is. You gotta go down if you want to get up.
This is the Bluesky Edition of Chop. The OG Chop is still here - https://bsky.app/profile/chopaganda.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy
This is the Bluesky Edition of Chop. The OG Chop is still here - https://bsky.app/profile/chopaganda.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy
I thought I was getting a deal when two testicles came free with my penis, but the scrotum wasn’t included. It was quite problematic.
That’s how they get you.
That’s how they get you.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I thought I was getting a deal when two testicles came free with my penis, but the scrotum wasn’t included. It was quite problematic.
That’s how they get you.
That’s how they get you.
All Her Fault on Peacock is so terrible. On episode 7 and can’t wait to be freed of this burden because I can’t stop watching.
a woman wearing a black turtleneck and a gold necklace is sitting at a table with a glass of wine
ALT: a woman wearing a black turtleneck and a gold necklace is sitting at a table with a glass of wine
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December 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
All Her Fault on Peacock is so terrible. On episode 7 and can’t wait to be freed of this burden because I can’t stop watching.
Not gonna lie: If placing a wellness grifter like RFK Jr. as HHS secretary got us potato chips fried in beef fat, this administration is not a total failure.
Holy fuck are these good.
Holy fuck are these good.
December 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Not gonna lie: If placing a wellness grifter like RFK Jr. as HHS secretary got us potato chips fried in beef fat, this administration is not a total failure.
Holy fuck are these good.
Holy fuck are these good.
Taking this from the group chat:
Which jamband (loose definition) do you think wins an all-out street fight battle royal? To keep it even, bands pick their top 4 fighters.
I think I’m going Dogs (age, drugs, Jersey factor) or Gizz (gotta be tough to live in Australia).
While Panic is…
1/2
Which jamband (loose definition) do you think wins an all-out street fight battle royal? To keep it even, bands pick their top 4 fighters.
I think I’m going Dogs (age, drugs, Jersey factor) or Gizz (gotta be tough to live in Australia).
While Panic is…
1/2
December 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Taking this from the group chat:
Which jamband (loose definition) do you think wins an all-out street fight battle royal? To keep it even, bands pick their top 4 fighters.
I think I’m going Dogs (age, drugs, Jersey factor) or Gizz (gotta be tough to live in Australia).
While Panic is…
1/2
Which jamband (loose definition) do you think wins an all-out street fight battle royal? To keep it even, bands pick their top 4 fighters.
I think I’m going Dogs (age, drugs, Jersey factor) or Gizz (gotta be tough to live in Australia).
While Panic is…
1/2
FUCK!
We must protect Erin Gray at all costs.
We must protect Erin Gray at all costs.
Godspeed, Buck. Gil Gerard has apparently passed.
a man laying down with the year 2009 on the bottom right
Alt: a man laying down with the year 2009 on the bottom right
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December 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
FUCK!
We must protect Erin Gray at all costs.
We must protect Erin Gray at all costs.
It’s funny. I used to get annoyed when haters would pop in my mentions.
But after what we experienced this weekend, all I can do is pity those still holding on to their hate while being grateful for what we’ve got it.
🎶You say looks like rain today, we say oh what a day to be livin’🎶
But after what we experienced this weekend, all I can do is pity those still holding on to their hate while being grateful for what we’ve got it.
🎶You say looks like rain today, we say oh what a day to be livin’🎶
Goose - Dramophone → The Empress of Organos - 12/13/25 Providence, RI (4K HDR)
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December 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It’s funny. I used to get annoyed when haters would pop in my mentions.
But after what we experienced this weekend, all I can do is pity those still holding on to their hate while being grateful for what we’ve got it.
🎶You say looks like rain today, we say oh what a day to be livin’🎶
But after what we experienced this weekend, all I can do is pity those still holding on to their hate while being grateful for what we’ve got it.
🎶You say looks like rain today, we say oh what a day to be livin’🎶
So how is everyone feeling (health wise) after Goosemas besides depleted serotonin and dopamine levels?
I’ve felt like I’ve had bad allergies since Sunday afternoon and lost my voice a bit but nothing worse so far.
Last year I got Covid as a parting gift like so many others.
I’ve felt like I’ve had bad allergies since Sunday afternoon and lost my voice a bit but nothing worse so far.
Last year I got Covid as a parting gift like so many others.
a cartoon drawing of a white duck with an orange beak .
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December 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So how is everyone feeling (health wise) after Goosemas besides depleted serotonin and dopamine levels?
I’ve felt like I’ve had bad allergies since Sunday afternoon and lost my voice a bit but nothing worse so far.
Last year I got Covid as a parting gift like so many others.
I’ve felt like I’ve had bad allergies since Sunday afternoon and lost my voice a bit but nothing worse so far.
Last year I got Covid as a parting gift like so many others.
Mick Foley is a real one. Legend.
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Mick Foley is a real one. Legend.
LOL @cptn-incredible.bsky.social @westlafadeawayy.bsky.social @phreba.bsky.social
N2 for me. One of my all-time favorite “dance party” shows live. Plus the 4 rippers and Strange Overtones in s1, horn section jams in s2, LIAC, and choir moments. Though Arrow might have been my fave jam. #Goose
N2 for me. One of my all-time favorite “dance party” shows live. Plus the 4 rippers and Strange Overtones in s1, horn section jams in s2, LIAC, and choir moments. Though Arrow might have been my fave jam. #Goose
December 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
LOL @cptn-incredible.bsky.social @westlafadeawayy.bsky.social @phreba.bsky.social
N2 for me. One of my all-time favorite “dance party” shows live. Plus the 4 rippers and Strange Overtones in s1, horn section jams in s2, LIAC, and choir moments. Though Arrow might have been my fave jam. #Goose
N2 for me. One of my all-time favorite “dance party” shows live. Plus the 4 rippers and Strange Overtones in s1, horn section jams in s2, LIAC, and choir moments. Though Arrow might have been my fave jam. #Goose
Finally getting caught up online after an incredible weekend in Providence (if you don't count the mass shooting and all).
I want to share some thoughts: the shows, the shooting, the experience, N1 vs. N2, and more so please excuse the verbal diarrhea as I stand on my soapbox a bit.
1/x
I want to share some thoughts: the shows, the shooting, the experience, N1 vs. N2, and more so please excuse the verbal diarrhea as I stand on my soapbox a bit.
1/x
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Finally getting caught up online after an incredible weekend in Providence (if you don't count the mass shooting and all).
I want to share some thoughts: the shows, the shooting, the experience, N1 vs. N2, and more so please excuse the verbal diarrhea as I stand on my soapbox a bit.
1/x
I want to share some thoughts: the shows, the shooting, the experience, N1 vs. N2, and more so please excuse the verbal diarrhea as I stand on my soapbox a bit.
1/x
@rocksolver.rocks Catching up on news after the weekend and wondering your take on the John Cena final match. I know I haven't followed much in 20 years but seems weird to make an all-timer submit on his last match ever. Not quite Montreal Screw Job since Cena went along, but still.
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
@rocksolver.rocks Catching up on news after the weekend and wondering your take on the John Cena final match. I know I haven't followed much in 20 years but seems weird to make an all-timer submit on his last match ever. Not quite Montreal Screw Job since Cena went along, but still.
We know
You think that you're powerful
But we've got the love and rhythm
You think that you're powerful
But we've got the love and rhythm
December 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
We know
You think that you're powerful
But we've got the love and rhythm
You think that you're powerful
But we've got the love and rhythm
God I love this band!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
God I love this band!!!!
Some of you are really taking this one a little too seriously.
I’ve long said that Radiohead is a band I have massive respect for but Thom Yorke is like nails on a chalkboard for me.
That is all. If Thom Yorke’s voice doesn’t make your internal organs hurt, I’m legit jealous of you.
I’ve long said that Radiohead is a band I have massive respect for but Thom Yorke is like nails on a chalkboard for me.
That is all. If Thom Yorke’s voice doesn’t make your internal organs hurt, I’m legit jealous of you.
Radiohead is so much better without Thom Yorke.
December 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Some of you are really taking this one a little too seriously.
I’ve long said that Radiohead is a band I have massive respect for but Thom Yorke is like nails on a chalkboard for me.
That is all. If Thom Yorke’s voice doesn’t make your internal organs hurt, I’m legit jealous of you.
I’ve long said that Radiohead is a band I have massive respect for but Thom Yorke is like nails on a chalkboard for me.
That is all. If Thom Yorke’s voice doesn’t make your internal organs hurt, I’m legit jealous of you.
He’s going to get embarrassed when I post this but I’m posting it anyway.
In the middle of the Dripfield, @dijcrap.bsky.social turned to me and said “Maybe the real theme of Goosemas is the friends we made along the way.”
So spot on.
In the middle of the Dripfield, @dijcrap.bsky.social turned to me and said “Maybe the real theme of Goosemas is the friends we made along the way.”
So spot on.
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
He’s going to get embarrassed when I post this but I’m posting it anyway.
In the middle of the Dripfield, @dijcrap.bsky.social turned to me and said “Maybe the real theme of Goosemas is the friends we made along the way.”
So spot on.
In the middle of the Dripfield, @dijcrap.bsky.social turned to me and said “Maybe the real theme of Goosemas is the friends we made along the way.”
So spot on.
Radiohead is so much better without Thom Yorke.
December 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Radiohead is so much better without Thom Yorke.
Rick as the ringmaster, aka the Rickmaster — h/t @dijcrap.bsky.social as i cant take credit for that one.
[playing Pigs (Three Different Ones)]
[playing Pigs (Three Different Ones)]
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Rick as the ringmaster, aka the Rickmaster — h/t @dijcrap.bsky.social as i cant take credit for that one.
[playing Pigs (Three Different Ones)]
[playing Pigs (Three Different Ones)]
I guess when they said 7:46pm sharp, they meant Central Time?
Eggy would never do this to us. Dogs would.
Eggy would never do this to us. Dogs would.
December 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I guess when they said 7:46pm sharp, they meant Central Time?
Eggy would never do this to us. Dogs would.
Eggy would never do this to us. Dogs would.
Pretty solid spot for @dijcrap.bsky.social ‘s first Goosemas.
I asked him for a selfie but he’s busy doing his pick 5.
I asked him for a selfie but he’s busy doing his pick 5.
December 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Pretty solid spot for @dijcrap.bsky.social ‘s first Goosemas.
I asked him for a selfie but he’s busy doing his pick 5.
I asked him for a selfie but he’s busy doing his pick 5.
Standard light rig + whole venue light rig going around the room + balloons + umm…balloon animals?
Carnival/circus music over the PA
Shit is gonna be fun.
Carnival/circus music over the PA
Shit is gonna be fun.
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Standard light rig + whole venue light rig going around the room + balloons + umm…balloon animals?
Carnival/circus music over the PA
Shit is gonna be fun.
Carnival/circus music over the PA
Shit is gonna be fun.
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
Goosemas Eve Highlights:
- Fantastic Italian at Casserino’s
- Too much great bourbon from @vidiconefive.bsky.social
- Negotiations w/ the Godfather (@bizarchive.bsky.social) to take over social media setlisting
- Vegas16 Golden Age late night jam
- @dijcrap.bsky.social being his hilarious self
- Fantastic Italian at Casserino’s
- Too much great bourbon from @vidiconefive.bsky.social
- Negotiations w/ the Godfather (@bizarchive.bsky.social) to take over social media setlisting
- Vegas16 Golden Age late night jam
- @dijcrap.bsky.social being his hilarious self
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Goosemas Eve Highlights:
- Fantastic Italian at Casserino’s
- Too much great bourbon from @vidiconefive.bsky.social
- Negotiations w/ the Godfather (@bizarchive.bsky.social) to take over social media setlisting
- Vegas16 Golden Age late night jam
- @dijcrap.bsky.social being his hilarious self
- Fantastic Italian at Casserino’s
- Too much great bourbon from @vidiconefive.bsky.social
- Negotiations w/ the Godfather (@bizarchive.bsky.social) to take over social media setlisting
- Vegas16 Golden Age late night jam
- @dijcrap.bsky.social being his hilarious self
Negotiations are ongoing to have @bizarchive.bsky.social take over setlisting duties on ElGoose.net.
two men are having a conversation and one of them says negotiation this is what you do in business
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December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Negotiations are ongoing to have @bizarchive.bsky.social take over setlisting duties on ElGoose.net.
Deep thoughts over Goosemas Eve dinner with @902vickers.bsky.social, @bizarchive.bsky.social and others:
Seinfeld is the Phish of sitcoms if Phish retired after 2000.
Seinfeld is the Phish of sitcoms if Phish retired after 2000.
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Deep thoughts over Goosemas Eve dinner with @902vickers.bsky.social, @bizarchive.bsky.social and others:
Seinfeld is the Phish of sitcoms if Phish retired after 2000.
Seinfeld is the Phish of sitcoms if Phish retired after 2000.