David V
@chopper248.bsky.social
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside,
Oh I do like to be beside the sea,
Oh I do like to stroll along the prom, prom, prom, Where the brass band plays fuck off McMahon
Oh I do like to be beside the sea,
Oh I do like to stroll along the prom, prom, prom, Where the brass band plays fuck off McMahon
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside,
Oh I do like to be beside the sea,
Oh I do like to stroll along the prom, prom, prom, Where the brass band plays fuck off McMahon
Oh I do like to be beside the sea,
Oh I do like to stroll along the prom, prom, prom, Where the brass band plays fuck off McMahon
Hope Coventry come up so all the Uber Blues on Twitter who are the only ones allowed an opinion because they go the aways lad and hate the Hill Dickinson because they can’t set off fireworks outside it get to go and get stuck for 2 hours getting out of there.
February 16, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Hope Coventry come up so all the Uber Blues on Twitter who are the only ones allowed an opinion because they go the aways lad and hate the Hill Dickinson because they can’t set off fireworks outside it get to go and get stuck for 2 hours getting out of there.
Looking forward to certain Everton fans screaming for the club to buy Haji Wright because they’ve seen him score a couple of goals on TV.
February 16, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Looking forward to certain Everton fans screaming for the club to buy Haji Wright because they’ve seen him score a couple of goals on TV.
Is Steve Smith pregnant? He’s waddling around that outfield like he is.
February 16, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Is Steve Smith pregnant? He’s waddling around that outfield like he is.
Just remembered I’ve not paid the drop off charge from the airport on Monday. I’m off to set up a Just Giving page.
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Just remembered I’ve not paid the drop off charge from the airport on Monday. I’m off to set up a Just Giving page.
Huge news. A tiny little bit of the sky in Costa del Newbo is blue.
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Huge news. A tiny little bit of the sky in Costa del Newbo is blue.
Hold the front page, the bin-men have turned up on the day they’re supposed too. That’s twice in 12 months.
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Hold the front page, the bin-men have turned up on the day they’re supposed too. That’s twice in 12 months.
I’m no Dyche fan but he has only lost 1 out the last 6, that owner is absolutely mental. He surely hasn’t reacted to Burnley finally winning a game, actually that’s probably exactly what he’s done.
February 12, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I’m no Dyche fan but he has only lost 1 out the last 6, that owner is absolutely mental. He surely hasn’t reacted to Burnley finally winning a game, actually that’s probably exactly what he’s done.
I don’t want to be one of those “it’s all the new stadiums faults” types but the queues to get on the plaza are getting ridiculous, if we have to have scanners move them
back from the wall a bit and get another half a dozen, have a separate queue for those with bags, it’s not like the scanners 1/2
back from the wall a bit and get another half a dozen, have a separate queue for those with bags, it’s not like the scanners 1/2
February 11, 2026 at 11:34 AM
I don’t want to be one of those “it’s all the new stadiums faults” types but the queues to get on the plaza are getting ridiculous, if we have to have scanners move them
back from the wall a bit and get another half a dozen, have a separate queue for those with bags, it’s not like the scanners 1/2
back from the wall a bit and get another half a dozen, have a separate queue for those with bags, it’s not like the scanners 1/2
Thought Barry had missed some chances tonight. None of them are a touch on Cole Palmers in the last minute
February 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Thought Barry had missed some chances tonight. None of them are a touch on Cole Palmers in the last minute
Ultimate Moyes to go from picking 4 centre backs in defence 2 games ago to playing 3 up front tonight.
February 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Ultimate Moyes to go from picking 4 centre backs in defence 2 games ago to playing 3 up front tonight.
Over on Twatter the loveables have found out you can’t take a power bank into the Stadium of Light and the results are just as you’d imagine.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Over on Twatter the loveables have found out you can’t take a power bank into the Stadium of Light and the results are just as you’d imagine.
Who’s telling him he’s typed that out on here and not into his saucythoughts.docx
She’s arranged to get a cleaner in against my express wishes and has now fucked off out just as two of them have arrived. Neither speak English. Just an astonishing level of social awkwardness that I wish to run a mile from.
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Who’s telling him he’s typed that out on here and not into his saucythoughts.docx
Looking forward to checking in on Twatter tomorrow if Everton don’t win as loads of idiots blame it on salt n pepper chicken, light shows and not being able to stand in the aisles rather than Moyes playing half the team out of position.
February 10, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Looking forward to checking in on Twatter tomorrow if Everton don’t win as loads of idiots blame it on salt n pepper chicken, light shows and not being able to stand in the aisles rather than Moyes playing half the team out of position.
Finally got a signal after being in a pub full of them lot. @seanrostron.bsky.social will know the one. What a wonderful afternoon I’ve had.
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Finally got a signal after being in a pub full of them lot. @seanrostron.bsky.social will know the one. What a wonderful afternoon I’ve had.
Didn’t need to see the slow motion replays of Vonn crashing. Looked like a ragdoll.
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Didn’t need to see the slow motion replays of Vonn crashing. Looked like a ragdoll.
Who’d have thought that when the Mrs decided she’d like the walls under the dado rail on our hall, stairs and landings in our 3 storey house painting grey that little more than 12 months later she’d have changed her mind on it. Oh me…I thought it and guess what readers I was right. #FuckOffEverton
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Who’d have thought that when the Mrs decided she’d like the walls under the dado rail on our hall, stairs and landings in our 3 storey house painting grey that little more than 12 months later she’d have changed her mind on it. Oh me…I thought it and guess what readers I was right. #FuckOffEverton
There’s Barclays tonight? FFS I had tomorrow morning pencilled in for nerd footballing.
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
There’s Barclays tonight? FFS I had tomorrow morning pencilled in for nerd footballing.
Had lots of productive plans for my day off, I’ve sat down and put the curling on, so that’s the end of that.
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Had lots of productive plans for my day off, I’ve sat down and put the curling on, so that’s the end of that.
Delighted to see Arsenal got through so Everton can play a home game on a Saturday. If Iran and the US can not blow the planet up before the 21st March that would be appreciated
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Delighted to see Arsenal got through so Everton can play a home game on a Saturday. If Iran and the US can not blow the planet up before the 21st March that would be appreciated
Pound to a penny if this was Everton and Roma Dicky Masters and his mates would be making noises
February 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Pound to a penny if this was Everton and Roma Dicky Masters and his mates would be making noises
If the scarlet might lose tonight we’ll never hear the end of that
January 31, 2026 at 8:11 PM
If the scarlet might lose tonight we’ll never hear the end of that
Scenes you love to see
January 31, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Scenes you love to see
BETO YOU BIG BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
BETO YOU BIG BEAUTIFUL BASTARD