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Chorkmafaw Jimmers Esq.
@chorky.bsky.social
Avid exister
Ernie Clement's motion is unparalleled right now. It must be studied
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Dignity claimed at the expense of the dignity of others will always be undignified.

That being said, sometimes you gotta let a mother fucker know what's what.
September 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The Rockafeller Skate
Right about now, the Funck soul brother
Avalanche select D Linus Funck at 118 from Sweden.

Big fan of the name.
June 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you're about to post song lyrics on social media, ask yourself is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it 'n reverse it.
April 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I think it's obvious Ace Ventura is some sort of deity. He can catch bullets with his teeth, summon animals to his call, and he's perceptive beyond the mortal scope.

But I want to know what mythos he's from and why he remains on earth. Is he a Norse Druid God with amnesia? Who is this being?
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March 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Between Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman, and Carrie Anne Moss as Trinity, I'm honestly shocked I didn't grow up to have a leather kink.
February 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
@spennser.bsky.social todays Games video
February 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
@thewheatgerm.bsky.social brother, handily? As in being of a handle? Handedly is what you want 😘
January 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Someone tell Trump to google "Canada War Crimes 1915“ if he's gonna keep running his mouth with this 51st state bullshit.

We're the reason there's a Geneva Convention, so stay in your fuckin lane bud.
December 31, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Ozzy Osbourne is just the Tasmanian Devil in slow motion
December 14, 2024 at 6:48 PM
So it turns out that the peak of our society was Richard Simmons on Whose Line is it Anyway
December 6, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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Lando has been referred to the Stewards for failing to slow during yellow flags.

| #F1 #McLaren
December 1, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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Traffic from Bluesky to @bostonglobe.com is already 3x that of Threads, and we are seeing 4.5x the conversions to paying digital subscribers.
November 26, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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Huge win from @franzanth.bsky.social creating a Content Scraper Blocklist: bsky.app/profile/cont...

It's a blocklist for the kinds of engagement bait accounts that repost stolen content, often with misleading captions.
November 26, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Meet my #dnd character Grigori Bonecrusherov
November 26, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Skeeting is staying but
Skyline is still the best verbiage on here though.
November 25, 2024 at 6:11 PM
So, when we pitting next? #F1
November 24, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Somehow conscious for this #VegasF1 race.
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November 24, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Note for all #pilots:

Not all water is at sea level.

You'll thank me next time you're trying to do cool shit in your plane
November 24, 2024 at 2:29 AM
It's almost December and I'm still enjoying Call of Duty. It really is the craziest of times.
November 23, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Still not gonna play Balatro
November 19, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Following over a thousand people now. Can't wait to widdle the list down to 11 weird freaks who will dictate my opinions on everything.
November 18, 2024 at 9:26 PM
A year later and this app might actually be online.
November 18, 2024 at 9:24 PM
The echo of a whisper, is louder than the shout that never was.
November 11, 2023 at 7:38 PM