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🐯✨ got GDQ up on the living room TV, everyone's hanging out, parallel playing FFXIV. feels like 2014 again. it's nice.
January 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
🐯✨ got GDQ up on the living room TV, everyone's hanging out, parallel playing FFXIV. feels like 2014 again. it's nice.
I'm so gay when my mother attempted to breastfeed me as a baby I teleported her away. Never to be found.
January 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I'm so gay when my mother attempted to breastfeed me as a baby I teleported her away. Never to be found.
took a bath before i could tell the "i haven't bathed all year" joke i've already fucked it see y'all in 2027
January 1, 2026 at 2:51 PM
took a bath before i could tell the "i haven't bathed all year" joke i've already fucked it see y'all in 2027
text to speech not wanting to recognize swear words is fudging anti Scottish discrimination
December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
text to speech not wanting to recognize swear words is fudging anti Scottish discrimination
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I NEED TO UPLOAD THE BABEHOG VIDEO HERE
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I NEED TO UPLOAD THE BABEHOG VIDEO HERE
I put a crisp lincoln on my tagless beanie baby and the note vanished, being unable to exist in contact with my capitalism nullifying plush.
December 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I put a crisp lincoln on my tagless beanie baby and the note vanished, being unable to exist in contact with my capitalism nullifying plush.
cut the tags off beanie babies and render them unresellable, freeing them from this capitalist hell.
We may not be able to escape so easily but for you my small friends we do this. Triumph against capitalism, for those we have lost; for those we may yet save.
We may not be able to escape so easily but for you my small friends we do this. Triumph against capitalism, for those we have lost; for those we may yet save.
December 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
cut the tags off beanie babies and render them unresellable, freeing them from this capitalist hell.
We may not be able to escape so easily but for you my small friends we do this. Triumph against capitalism, for those we have lost; for those we may yet save.
We may not be able to escape so easily but for you my small friends we do this. Triumph against capitalism, for those we have lost; for those we may yet save.
I'm allergic to cum. And i need an EpiPen.
December 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I'm allergic to cum. And i need an EpiPen.
its all fun and games until your polycule DEMANDS augmented reality bear adventure advent calenders
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
its all fun and games until your polycule DEMANDS augmented reality bear adventure advent calenders
i got a phone call from the number 7 today. Mate you fucking ate 9 i aint picking up the phone
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i got a phone call from the number 7 today. Mate you fucking ate 9 i aint picking up the phone
i gubbed a cheeky wee half eccy and have to take a historic photo fuck
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
i gubbed a cheeky wee half eccy and have to take a historic photo fuck
i think the most typical transmac name is peace, spelled piece, but then changed on a whim to pierce, but spelled pyerce.
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i think the most typical transmac name is peace, spelled piece, but then changed on a whim to pierce, but spelled pyerce.
i still haven't made my mind up about winrar i think ill keep the trial going for a little longer
November 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
i still haven't made my mind up about winrar i think ill keep the trial going for a little longer
got called a noob today, theres a good chance i was being called a noob before this person was even born.
that reminds me of the livestream where the woman gave birth and a chat member goes "whos this fucking noob"
that reminds me of the livestream where the woman gave birth and a chat member goes "whos this fucking noob"
October 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
got called a noob today, theres a good chance i was being called a noob before this person was even born.
that reminds me of the livestream where the woman gave birth and a chat member goes "whos this fucking noob"
that reminds me of the livestream where the woman gave birth and a chat member goes "whos this fucking noob"
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Can I come over your house and do this
October 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Can I come over your house and do this
being knowable is the classic eldritch horror fighting blunder, you gotta be unknowable, your gender should only be able to be expressed with an explosion of hornets from your mouth and your clothes should remind the unbidden ones of the stockholm sunset in 1971 march 12th
October 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
being knowable is the classic eldritch horror fighting blunder, you gotta be unknowable, your gender should only be able to be expressed with an explosion of hornets from your mouth and your clothes should remind the unbidden ones of the stockholm sunset in 1971 march 12th
daytrading in Jita got me convinced idozers work
October 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
daytrading in Jita got me convinced idozers work
im calling it, when hbomberguy releases his video on adobe their stock will take a 17% hit. This means everyone should short adobes stock.
this is a joke not financial advice. If you listen to the funny cow furry i aint taking flak for it.
this is a joke not financial advice. If you listen to the funny cow furry i aint taking flak for it.
September 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
im calling it, when hbomberguy releases his video on adobe their stock will take a 17% hit. This means everyone should short adobes stock.
this is a joke not financial advice. If you listen to the funny cow furry i aint taking flak for it.
this is a joke not financial advice. If you listen to the funny cow furry i aint taking flak for it.
i've been pronouncing everything wrong, wikipedia tells me i should be pronouncing by a series of schwiggles
September 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i've been pronouncing everything wrong, wikipedia tells me i should be pronouncing by a series of schwiggles
when i was small i was told that if i turned the lights on and off really fast I'd blow the lightbulb
so when nobody was there to stop me i turned it on and off really fast for i swear like an hour and it never fucking blew up. I was so disappointed.
so when nobody was there to stop me i turned it on and off really fast for i swear like an hour and it never fucking blew up. I was so disappointed.
September 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
when i was small i was told that if i turned the lights on and off really fast I'd blow the lightbulb
so when nobody was there to stop me i turned it on and off really fast for i swear like an hour and it never fucking blew up. I was so disappointed.
so when nobody was there to stop me i turned it on and off really fast for i swear like an hour and it never fucking blew up. I was so disappointed.
opened a fortune cookie asking if my driving test was going to go well
"True happiness comes from within"
fuck
"True happiness comes from within"
fuck
September 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
opened a fortune cookie asking if my driving test was going to go well
"True happiness comes from within"
fuck
"True happiness comes from within"
fuck
i really want to put "nunya" if asked for explanations for my job gap
live lame or starve cool, a difficult choice.
live lame or starve cool, a difficult choice.
September 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i really want to put "nunya" if asked for explanations for my job gap
live lame or starve cool, a difficult choice.
live lame or starve cool, a difficult choice.
Had the dentist tell me electric toothbrushes are normally overrated and overadvised but in my case it would be good.
I have suspicion that I'm being played and he says something like that to get everyone to use an electric toothbrush but i cant be sure, so he wins this time.
I have suspicion that I'm being played and he says something like that to get everyone to use an electric toothbrush but i cant be sure, so he wins this time.
September 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Had the dentist tell me electric toothbrushes are normally overrated and overadvised but in my case it would be good.
I have suspicion that I'm being played and he says something like that to get everyone to use an electric toothbrush but i cant be sure, so he wins this time.
I have suspicion that I'm being played and he says something like that to get everyone to use an electric toothbrush but i cant be sure, so he wins this time.
Just learned that cars have a thing called a "bite point" and im looking forward to being bitten by a car
September 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Just learned that cars have a thing called a "bite point" and im looking forward to being bitten by a car