Chris Edwards
@chrisedwards01.bsky.social
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Windows Vista supremacist.
3D Touch deserved better.
Gort and Quandale Dingle
Giddy up, Jingle Horse
RIP ButterScooch 🐴
RIP Hornch 🐴
Banned From BestBuy
Bird watching works both ways🐦
LG G Flex/2
🏳️🌈Cher Nobel☢️
Too dumb too be a 🤖
BURN IN HELL WINDOWS 11
Windows Vista supremacist.
3D Touch deserved better.
Gort and Quandale Dingle
Giddy up, Jingle Horse
RIP ButterScooch 🐴
RIP Hornch 🐴
Banned From BestBuy
Bird watching works both ways🐦
LG G Flex/2
🏳️🌈Cher Nobel☢️
Too dumb too be a 🤖
BURN IN HELL WINDOWS 11
Pinned
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oh dw i’ve BEEN saying kerrchow lmao
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
oh dw i’ve BEEN saying kerrchow lmao
The absolute WORST person you can imagine is eating a stale croissant at the Capitol One Cafe rn btw
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The absolute WORST person you can imagine is eating a stale croissant at the Capitol One Cafe rn btw
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Same town, new spot.
The “Best Friends Forever” statue of Trump and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein holding hands just reappeared in DC after federal authorities already tore it down twice. 🤣
The “Best Friends Forever” statue of Trump and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein holding hands just reappeared in DC after federal authorities already tore it down twice. 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Same town, new spot.
The “Best Friends Forever” statue of Trump and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein holding hands just reappeared in DC after federal authorities already tore it down twice. 🤣
The “Best Friends Forever” statue of Trump and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein holding hands just reappeared in DC after federal authorities already tore it down twice. 🤣
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they said this about trump bar for bar
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
they said this about trump bar for bar
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id vote for her
can't be much worse than what we've had so far
can't be much worse than what we've had so far
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
id vote for her
can't be much worse than what we've had so far
can't be much worse than what we've had so far
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you cant be president when you're a felon either and yet #Emma™2028™
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
you cant be president when you're a felon either and yet #Emma™2028™
Water (the drink) is absolute cinema. 10/10. If you even care.
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Water (the drink) is absolute cinema. 10/10. If you even care.
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plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplz :p:p
January 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplz :p:p
Orange juice is a 10/10
Drink if you even care
Drink if you even care
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Orange juice is a 10/10
Drink if you even care
Drink if you even care
Yakult is a 10/10 liquid if you even care
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Yakult is a 10/10 liquid if you even care
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it’s now “woke moralism” to say pedophiles should be punished
I love writing one single article over and over again every month
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
it’s now “woke moralism” to say pedophiles should be punished
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So was Nancy Regan actually the throat goat or was she the fall guy to protect Donny? In this essay I will…
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
So was Nancy Regan actually the throat goat or was she the fall guy to protect Donny? In this essay I will…
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
Hot glue is the new duck tape if ya think about it
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Hot glue is the new duck tape if ya think about it
Mr. Xi, bring down that firewall
Sometimes a tune will pop into my head and i'll be like "what is that?" and it's literally this
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Mr. Xi, bring down that firewall
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Sometimes a tune will pop into my head and i'll be like "what is that?" and it's literally this
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Sometimes a tune will pop into my head and i'll be like "what is that?" and it's literally this
Red Dead Redemption 2 should required learning before graduating high school in America.
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Red Dead Redemption 2 should required learning before graduating high school in America.
Trumps gonna nuke maralago and blame Hilary, Biden, and Barack HUSSEIN Obamna. You just fucken watch.
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Trumps gonna nuke maralago and blame Hilary, Biden, and Barack HUSSEIN Obamna. You just fucken watch.
Grok needs a baby gronk mode
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Grok needs a baby gronk mode
This is why MAGA fascism will fail. Consistent messaging is key. And these fucks forget them at home.
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This is why MAGA fascism will fail. Consistent messaging is key. And these fucks forget them at home.
Election Day was just over a week ago yall
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Election Day was just over a week ago yall