Christopher Joyce - Author
@chrisjauthor.bsky.social
Middlesbrough-born horror and fantasy author; guitarist, songwriter, lutenist-in-training; future travelling bard...
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- Fuuuuck... that 'Welcome to Derry' finale was epic... 🎈
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December 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
- Fuuuuck... that 'Welcome to Derry' finale was epic... 🎈
- Last Monday at work 'til January....
🎅
🎅
December 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
- Last Monday at work 'til January....
🎅
🎅
- 7 point gap between us and 3rd place... Come on 'Boro...
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
- 7 point gap between us and 3rd place... Come on 'Boro...
December 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
- 'A couple minutes' = Needs an 'of'
- 'How good of a game' = Doesn't need an 'of'
- 'How good of a game' = Doesn't need an 'of'
December 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
- 'A couple minutes' = Needs an 'of'
- 'How good of a game' = Doesn't need an 'of'
- 'How good of a game' = Doesn't need an 'of'
- I'm so, so very sick of cinematic, pre-rendered, 'Not actual game footage' trailers... Urgh. Just show me the fucking game, man... That new Star Wars Old Republic game could be a side-scrolling platformer for all we know.
#gameawards #videogames #xbox #playstation #nintendo
#gameawards #videogames #xbox #playstation #nintendo
December 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
- I'm so, so very sick of cinematic, pre-rendered, 'Not actual game footage' trailers... Urgh. Just show me the fucking game, man... That new Star Wars Old Republic game could be a side-scrolling platformer for all we know.
#gameawards #videogames #xbox #playstation #nintendo
#gameawards #videogames #xbox #playstation #nintendo
- 'Welcome to Derry' is something else... Fantastic; giving me exactly what I wanted from a prequel.
#welcometoderry #pennywise #bobgray
#welcometoderry #pennywise #bobgray
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December 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
- 'Welcome to Derry' is something else... Fantastic; giving me exactly what I wanted from a prequel.
#welcometoderry #pennywise #bobgray
#welcometoderry #pennywise #bobgray
- Bought/Buy
- Brought/Bring
PLEASE learn this.
- Brought/Bring
PLEASE learn this.
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
- Bought/Buy
- Brought/Bring
PLEASE learn this.
- Brought/Bring
PLEASE learn this.
- Ah! I get it! 'Worldwide Web'... I see you, 'Children of Time'... I see you.
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
- Ah! I get it! 'Worldwide Web'... I see you, 'Children of Time'... I see you.
- There shall in that time be rumours of things going astray, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment...
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
- There shall in that time be rumours of things going astray, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment...
- The Rats in every episode of The Witcher so far: 'We take what we want, when we want, from who we want.... We answer to nobody, and nobody can stop us... We're carefree rebels who are free to rebel... '
My god, this is insufferable. Which 8yr old wrote this dialogue?
#thewitcher #ciri #witcher
My god, this is insufferable. Which 8yr old wrote this dialogue?
#thewitcher #ciri #witcher
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
- The Rats in every episode of The Witcher so far: 'We take what we want, when we want, from who we want.... We answer to nobody, and nobody can stop us... We're carefree rebels who are free to rebel... '
My god, this is insufferable. Which 8yr old wrote this dialogue?
#thewitcher #ciri #witcher
My god, this is insufferable. Which 8yr old wrote this dialogue?
#thewitcher #ciri #witcher
- 3 more weeks 'til I break up for a nice, long Xmas break.
3 more weeks... Hang in there, Joycey...
3 more weeks... Hang in there, Joycey...
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
- 3 more weeks 'til I break up for a nice, long Xmas break.
3 more weeks... Hang in there, Joycey...
3 more weeks... Hang in there, Joycey...
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
- 1,051 words on 'Incursion: Exodus' tonight.
Not great; not bad.
#author #booksky #writingcommunity #scifi
Not great; not bad.
#author #booksky #writingcommunity #scifi
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
- 1,051 words on 'Incursion: Exodus' tonight.
Not great; not bad.
#author #booksky #writingcommunity #scifi
Not great; not bad.
#author #booksky #writingcommunity #scifi
- I've undoubtedly hit the 'I-just-need-to-finish-work-and-break-up-for-Christmas' wall...
Zero energy or motivation left. Need a nice long break.
🥱➡️🎅
Zero energy or motivation left. Need a nice long break.
🥱➡️🎅
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
- I've undoubtedly hit the 'I-just-need-to-finish-work-and-break-up-for-Christmas' wall...
Zero energy or motivation left. Need a nice long break.
🥱➡️🎅
Zero energy or motivation left. Need a nice long break.
🥱➡️🎅
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
- So first Rob Edwards, and now Wes Streeting... It seems to be a week for absolute fucking snakes.
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
- So first Rob Edwards, and now Wes Streeting... It seems to be a week for absolute fucking snakes.
- I wish I knew what magnets are.
Sadly, nobody does.
Sadly, nobody does.
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
- I wish I knew what magnets are.
Sadly, nobody does.
Sadly, nobody does.
- Oh for fuck sake, Rob Edwards... absolute snake.
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
- Oh for fuck sake, Rob Edwards... absolute snake.
- New things, coming soon...
(Sequels scare me, but here we are...)
#booksky #scifi #horror #author #sciencefiction
(Sequels scare me, but here we are...)
#booksky #scifi #horror #author #sciencefiction
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
- New things, coming soon...
(Sequels scare me, but here we are...)
#booksky #scifi #horror #author #sciencefiction
(Sequels scare me, but here we are...)
#booksky #scifi #horror #author #sciencefiction
- If you quit out of a game of Rocket League just because you're losing, you're probably in the Epstein files.
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
- If you quit out of a game of Rocket League just because you're losing, you're probably in the Epstein files.
- Put pen to paper (not literally) tonight on a follow-up to my Sci-Fi/Horror short 'Incursion', tentatively titled 'Incursion: Exodus.'
It's always exciting and daunting to break ground on a new project... Wish me luck!
#scifi #horror #author #writingcommunity #booksky
It's always exciting and daunting to break ground on a new project... Wish me luck!
#scifi #horror #author #writingcommunity #booksky
November 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
- Put pen to paper (not literally) tonight on a follow-up to my Sci-Fi/Horror short 'Incursion', tentatively titled 'Incursion: Exodus.'
It's always exciting and daunting to break ground on a new project... Wish me luck!
#scifi #horror #author #writingcommunity #booksky
It's always exciting and daunting to break ground on a new project... Wish me luck!
#scifi #horror #author #writingcommunity #booksky
- Got a new tattoo AND went to see Skindred yesterday.
Today, I am tired.
Today, I am tired.
November 2, 2025 at 9:25 AM
- Got a new tattoo AND went to see Skindred yesterday.
Today, I am tired.
Today, I am tired.