Christopher Joyce - Author
@chrisjauthor.bsky.social
Middlesbrough-born horror and fantasy author; guitarist, songwriter, lutenist-in-training; future travelling bard...
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I feel exactly the same. It terrifies me when I see dogs off-lead in public, near roads etc...
I just can't bring myself to do it, unfortunately for my boys.
I just can't bring myself to do it, unfortunately for my boys.
December 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I feel exactly the same. It terrifies me when I see dogs off-lead in public, near roads etc...
I just can't bring myself to do it, unfortunately for my boys.
I just can't bring myself to do it, unfortunately for my boys.
Same... 🇬🇧
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Same... 🇬🇧
You sure about that, Donny boy?
December 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
You sure about that, Donny boy?
Who bans books? Seriously? Are we living in the 1500s?
Grow up.
Grow up.
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Who bans books? Seriously? Are we living in the 1500s?
Grow up.
Grow up.
More childish name-calling.
Isn't this clown supposed to be some sort of head of state?
Isn't this clown supposed to be some sort of head of state?
December 18, 2025 at 8:50 AM
More childish name-calling.
Isn't this clown supposed to be some sort of head of state?
Isn't this clown supposed to be some sort of head of state?
'The envy of the entire globe' Hahaha! No. Just no.
December 18, 2025 at 7:15 AM
'The envy of the entire globe' Hahaha! No. Just no.
According to the internet hive mind, it was the worst thing that's ever happened in the history of the world, and we should all hate it and mock it.
I like it quite a lot, actually.
I like it quite a lot, actually.
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
According to the internet hive mind, it was the worst thing that's ever happened in the history of the world, and we should all hate it and mock it.
I like it quite a lot, actually.
I like it quite a lot, actually.
Particularly kids.
December 16, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Particularly kids.
Especially kids.
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Especially kids.
Hahaha! Yeah, I like that.... 'A glass of vodka and orange...'
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Hahaha! Yeah, I like that.... 'A glass of vodka and orange...'
He's deffo dreaming of a white Christmas...
December 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
He's deffo dreaming of a white Christmas...
It gets so much better...
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It gets so much better...
I gave a book 'til page 103 a month or so ago, and still had no idea what was going on, who the main character was supposed to be, or where it was all going.
My only DNF of the year.
My only DNF of the year.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I gave a book 'til page 103 a month or so ago, and still had no idea what was going on, who the main character was supposed to be, or where it was all going.
My only DNF of the year.
My only DNF of the year.
Same; deleted FB, X, and Insta a while ago. This is my only social media now, and I'm more than happy with that.
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Same; deleted FB, X, and Insta a while ago. This is my only social media now, and I'm more than happy with that.
Exactly. Guns aren't illegal or banned here in the UK, it's just very hard to get one.
At the very least, you need an actual, provable reason to have one. 'Self defence/protection' isn't acceptable. And that's just step one.
At the very least, you need an actual, provable reason to have one. 'Self defence/protection' isn't acceptable. And that's just step one.
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Exactly. Guns aren't illegal or banned here in the UK, it's just very hard to get one.
At the very least, you need an actual, provable reason to have one. 'Self defence/protection' isn't acceptable. And that's just step one.
At the very least, you need an actual, provable reason to have one. 'Self defence/protection' isn't acceptable. And that's just step one.
Of course it is. Everybody outside of the US can see this, plain as day.
December 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Of course it is. Everybody outside of the US can see this, plain as day.
Exactly. Fucking delusional...
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Exactly. Fucking delusional...
90% of Earth?
Wow. The main-character syndrome is strong...
No thanks.
Wow. The main-character syndrome is strong...
No thanks.
December 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
90% of Earth?
Wow. The main-character syndrome is strong...
No thanks.
Wow. The main-character syndrome is strong...
No thanks.
Yep. I didn't get married in a church. It would've been highly hypocritical of me.
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Yep. I didn't get married in a church. It would've been highly hypocritical of me.
Generally speaking, Brits and most Europeans left religion behind long ago...
December 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Generally speaking, Brits and most Europeans left religion behind long ago...
Oh for fuck sake... Now they're doing religion? Just another reason to hate them... It isn't the 15th century any more; grow up.
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Oh for fuck sake... Now they're doing religion? Just another reason to hate them... It isn't the 15th century any more; grow up.