Christine Parker
@christineparkerco.com
🍄 Freelance Illustrator, Designer, & Muralist
🌈 Playful Art for Fearless Brands
📚 Reader, knitter, dog mom, auntie, smart ass
💀 Cleveland, Ohio, US • she/her
🔥 Let’s make something awesome: https://christineparkerco.com/links
🌈 Playful Art for Fearless Brands
📚 Reader, knitter, dog mom, auntie, smart ass
💀 Cleveland, Ohio, US • she/her
🔥 Let’s make something awesome: https://christineparkerco.com/links
If I never had to touch anything made out of cardboard ever again, I would not be heartbroken.
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If I never had to touch anything made out of cardboard ever again, I would not be heartbroken.
Did nobody remember to tell the youths that we wave “thank you” when another driver lets you through even though that driver has the right of way and doesn’t owe you shit?
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Did nobody remember to tell the youths that we wave “thank you” when another driver lets you through even though that driver has the right of way and doesn’t owe you shit?
Some self care ideas for December.
I’m not saying you should wake up and choose violence, but it’s an option. ⚔️🏹🗡️
I’m not saying you should wake up and choose violence, but it’s an option. ⚔️🏹🗡️
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Some self care ideas for December.
I’m not saying you should wake up and choose violence, but it’s an option. ⚔️🏹🗡️
I’m not saying you should wake up and choose violence, but it’s an option. ⚔️🏹🗡️
Reposted by Christine Parker
Reposted by Christine Parker
Just infiltrated your man’s fortress with only a small mob of local peasants wielding crudely adapted agricultural tools
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Just infiltrated your man’s fortress with only a small mob of local peasants wielding crudely adapted agricultural tools
Puppy got his hair did
You can see his eyes again even though he’s not using them
You can see his eyes again even though he’s not using them
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Puppy got his hair did
You can see his eyes again even though he’s not using them
You can see his eyes again even though he’s not using them
Researching scaffolding options for the beach house mural is making me want to barf
15 ft up is so so high
I don't even love using the top rung of my little 3 ft tall stepladder lol
15 ft up is so so high
I don't even love using the top rung of my little 3 ft tall stepladder lol
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Researching scaffolding options for the beach house mural is making me want to barf
15 ft up is so so high
I don't even love using the top rung of my little 3 ft tall stepladder lol
15 ft up is so so high
I don't even love using the top rung of my little 3 ft tall stepladder lol
Can whoever is going to write my eulogy please do so well in advance?
I want to read all the nice stuff you’re going to say about me 🥹
I want to read all the nice stuff you’re going to say about me 🥹
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Can whoever is going to write my eulogy please do so well in advance?
I want to read all the nice stuff you’re going to say about me 🥹
I want to read all the nice stuff you’re going to say about me 🥹
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
*VIBES* ARE NOT A PRICING STRATEGY
Join me for a FREE pricing workshop next Thursday!
Learning to confidently discuss your rates is something EVERY creative can & should learn, because charging what you're worth lifts us ALL up!
Save your seat here: learn.flammableentrepreneur.com/nov-pfm-cp
Join me for a FREE pricing workshop next Thursday!
Learning to confidently discuss your rates is something EVERY creative can & should learn, because charging what you're worth lifts us ALL up!
Save your seat here: learn.flammableentrepreneur.com/nov-pfm-cp
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
*VIBES* ARE NOT A PRICING STRATEGY
Join me for a FREE pricing workshop next Thursday!
Learning to confidently discuss your rates is something EVERY creative can & should learn, because charging what you're worth lifts us ALL up!
Save your seat here: learn.flammableentrepreneur.com/nov-pfm-cp
Join me for a FREE pricing workshop next Thursday!
Learning to confidently discuss your rates is something EVERY creative can & should learn, because charging what you're worth lifts us ALL up!
Save your seat here: learn.flammableentrepreneur.com/nov-pfm-cp
If you've ever dabbled in large-scale painting or painted a whole ass mural or even if you're just vaguely mural-curious, I have something fun for you going out in my newsletter tomorrow :)
Sign up here: christineparkerco.com/newsletter/
Sign up here: christineparkerco.com/newsletter/
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If you've ever dabbled in large-scale painting or painted a whole ass mural or even if you're just vaguely mural-curious, I have something fun for you going out in my newsletter tomorrow :)
Sign up here: christineparkerco.com/newsletter/
Sign up here: christineparkerco.com/newsletter/
I am currently reviewing the first draft of the new service contract draft my attorney put together for me and it is
so so so so so boring
so so so so so boring
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I am currently reviewing the first draft of the new service contract draft my attorney put together for me and it is
so so so so so boring
so so so so so boring
Artist win:
I had my first $5k revenue month in November and am set to enjoy another one in January.
I had my first $5k revenue month in November and am set to enjoy another one in January.
a woman in a floral dress with the words chuckles in rich written on it
Alt: a laughing woman (Anne Hathaway) in a floral dress with the caption “[chuckles in rich]”
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Artist win:
I had my first $5k revenue month in November and am set to enjoy another one in January.
I had my first $5k revenue month in November and am set to enjoy another one in January.
Reposted by Christine Parker
logging in for my fix of surface level connections
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
logging in for my fix of surface level connections
Reposted by Christine Parker
Added a bidet to the bathroom remodel and now I'm over butt jet
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Added a bidet to the bathroom remodel and now I'm over butt jet
Reposted by Christine Parker
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
I wonder what color my teeth would be if I hadn’t been using whiting toothpaste this whole time
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I wonder what color my teeth would be if I hadn’t been using whiting toothpaste this whole time
It can’t possibly be both Monday AND December 1 tomorrow
That would just be unfair
That would just be unfair
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It can’t possibly be both Monday AND December 1 tomorrow
That would just be unfair
That would just be unfair
I finished the gingerbread house illustration for December #KickassFlairClub and it is indeed ✨kickass✨
But I can’t show you until 12/1 because it’ll spoil it for members so here’s a 15 second timelapse of coloring with a digital colored pencil
Join 👉 KickassFlairClub.com
But I can’t show you until 12/1 because it’ll spoil it for members so here’s a 15 second timelapse of coloring with a digital colored pencil
Join 👉 KickassFlairClub.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I finished the gingerbread house illustration for December #KickassFlairClub and it is indeed ✨kickass✨
But I can’t show you until 12/1 because it’ll spoil it for members so here’s a 15 second timelapse of coloring with a digital colored pencil
Join 👉 KickassFlairClub.com
But I can’t show you until 12/1 because it’ll spoil it for members so here’s a 15 second timelapse of coloring with a digital colored pencil
Join 👉 KickassFlairClub.com
A couple weeks ago I started a brainstorm for a social media post and I dont remember why I added the green ones at the bottom but I like the energy
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A couple weeks ago I started a brainstorm for a social media post and I dont remember why I added the green ones at the bottom but I like the energy
Reposted by Christine Parker
I cannot think of a situation that requires Five Guys. Five guys is too many guys
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I cannot think of a situation that requires Five Guys. Five guys is too many guys
Reposted by Christine Parker
Women, if you’re wondering what men are thinking, don’t. They’re not
November 20, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Women, if you’re wondering what men are thinking, don’t. They’re not
The new edition of the Graphic Arts Guild Handbook is out!
If you’re a visual #artist or creative entrepreneur, this is an awesome resource for pricing your work, industry standards, & sample contracts.
(You don’t have to be a GAG member to get it!)
graphicartistsguild.org/handbook-17-...
If you’re a visual #artist or creative entrepreneur, this is an awesome resource for pricing your work, industry standards, & sample contracts.
(You don’t have to be a GAG member to get it!)
graphicartistsguild.org/handbook-17-...
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The new edition of the Graphic Arts Guild Handbook is out!
If you’re a visual #artist or creative entrepreneur, this is an awesome resource for pricing your work, industry standards, & sample contracts.
(You don’t have to be a GAG member to get it!)
graphicartistsguild.org/handbook-17-...
If you’re a visual #artist or creative entrepreneur, this is an awesome resource for pricing your work, industry standards, & sample contracts.
(You don’t have to be a GAG member to get it!)
graphicartistsguild.org/handbook-17-...
Reposted by Christine Parker
If you'll excuse me, I have places to be*
*Standing in the kitchen, getting in the way
*Standing in the kitchen, getting in the way
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If you'll excuse me, I have places to be*
*Standing in the kitchen, getting in the way
*Standing in the kitchen, getting in the way
Reposted by Christine Parker
unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet