Christopher Cooper
@christopherdcooper.bsky.social
DevOps road cyclist with a record collection
Lexington, KY
Lexington, KY
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Got a ConEd alert telling me to use less energy during the heat wave and this is all I can think about.
June 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Got a ConEd alert telling me to use less energy during the heat wave and this is all I can think about.
“Hey! Long time no see. Yeah so that guy’s house I tried to blow up? Could you tell him it wasn’t personal, and I’d like to still be able to borrow his car? Thanks I’d really appreciate it. Oh and I promise I’ll pay you back for all that other stuff. Thanks!”
US urges China to dissuade Iran from closing Strait of Hormuz reut.rs/3HTg5WN
US urges China to dissuade Iran from closing Strait of Hormuz
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio on Sunday called on China to encourage Iran to not shut down the Strait of Hormuz after Washington carried out strikes on Iranian nuclear sites.
reut.rs
June 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Hey! Long time no see. Yeah so that guy’s house I tried to blow up? Could you tell him it wasn’t personal, and I’d like to still be able to borrow his car? Thanks I’d really appreciate it. Oh and I promise I’ll pay you back for all that other stuff. Thanks!”
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June 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Trump says Democrats are losers for not getting hundred of millions of dollars in bribes from foreign dictators.
May 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Trump says Democrats are losers for not getting hundred of millions of dollars in bribes from foreign dictators.
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Men will force unwanted AI product on the world rather than go to therapy
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Men will force unwanted AI product on the world rather than go to therapy
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This is a widely inaccurate & dangerous mischaracterization. The vaccine was developed in fetal cells obtained from two elective abortions in the early 1960s. There is not abortion debris floating around in the vaccine. And the Vatican has okayed its use. RFK Jr. is again spreading disinformation.
RFK Jr on measles: "The MMR vaccine contains a lot of aborted fetus debris."
May 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This is a widely inaccurate & dangerous mischaracterization. The vaccine was developed in fetal cells obtained from two elective abortions in the early 1960s. There is not abortion debris floating around in the vaccine. And the Vatican has okayed its use. RFK Jr. is again spreading disinformation.
Eight!?! Good god man go easy!
Schumer on the Democratic response to Trump's shakedown of Harvard: "We sent him a very strong letter just the other day asking eight very strong questions."
April 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Eight!?! Good god man go easy!
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Paris cut air pollution by 50%—just by making it easier to bike. 🚲
- 100+ car-free streets
- 100,000+ parking spots removed
- Hundreds of miles of bike lanes
Now it feels more like Copenhagen: clean air, quieter streets, and a city made for people, not traffic. 🌳
- 100+ car-free streets
- 100,000+ parking spots removed
- Hundreds of miles of bike lanes
Now it feels more like Copenhagen: clean air, quieter streets, and a city made for people, not traffic. 🌳
Paris air pollution is down 50% after its radical bike-friendly transformation
Cars have been banned from more than 100 streets. Tens of thousands of parking spots have been eliminated. Hundreds of miles of bike lanes have been added. And air pollution is plummeting.
www.fastcompany.com
April 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Paris cut air pollution by 50%—just by making it easier to bike. 🚲
- 100+ car-free streets
- 100,000+ parking spots removed
- Hundreds of miles of bike lanes
Now it feels more like Copenhagen: clean air, quieter streets, and a city made for people, not traffic. 🌳
- 100+ car-free streets
- 100,000+ parking spots removed
- Hundreds of miles of bike lanes
Now it feels more like Copenhagen: clean air, quieter streets, and a city made for people, not traffic. 🌳
Ah yes... The Battle Of Used Car Salesmen and Carnival Barkers.
Some preachers are calling out other preachers who attended Trump’s Easter dinner
April 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Ah yes... The Battle Of Used Car Salesmen and Carnival Barkers.
the art of the deal
April 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
the art of the deal
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This is really a bad time to understand science and math.
April 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This is really a bad time to understand science and math.
Turning the sarcasm off for a sec... a 3rd grader knows this is absolutely 1000% false.
Trump: "You know, our country was the strongest, believe it or not, from 1870 to 1913. You know why? It was all tariff based. We had no income tax." (This is nonsense.)
April 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Turning the sarcasm off for a sec... a 3rd grader knows this is absolutely 1000% false.
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The last time a Republican president signed broad tariffs, republicans lost the house and senate for 60 years. ☺️
April 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The last time a Republican president signed broad tariffs, republicans lost the house and senate for 60 years. ☺️
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The stock market has now lost over $9 trillion in value since Trump took office this year.
$5 trillion of that loss has been in the past two days.
$5 trillion of that loss has been in the past two days.
April 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The stock market has now lost over $9 trillion in value since Trump took office this year.
$5 trillion of that loss has been in the past two days.
$5 trillion of that loss has been in the past two days.
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Go check your 401(k)s, then remind yourself that Trump is out playing golf.
April 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Go check your 401(k)s, then remind yourself that Trump is out playing golf.
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
Relax. Big balls knows Fortran 77.
BREAKING: DOGE is starting to put together a team to migrate the SSA's computer systems entirely off one of its oldest programming languages in a matter of months, potentially putting the integrity of the system—and the benefits on which tens of millions of Americans rely—at risk.
DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase In Months, Risking Benefits and System Collapse
Social Security systems contain tens of millions of lines of code written in COBOL, an archaic programming language. Safely rewriting that code would take years—DOGE wants it done in months.
www.wired.com
March 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Relax. Big balls knows Fortran 77.
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Worried about being arrested and imprisoned by ICE? These sheet-pan pupusas will make you feel like you're in El Salvador.
March 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Worried about being arrested and imprisoned by ICE? These sheet-pan pupusas will make you feel like you're in El Salvador.
go get 'em big balls - I mean Edward. Don't let em get you down and tell you you don't know what you're doing when you're a senior advisor in the state department at 19
www.thedailybeast.com/big-balls-do...
www.thedailybeast.com/big-balls-do...
‘Big Balls’ DOGE Guy, 19, Is Now a ‘Senior Adviser’ in State Department
It’s the same Elon Musk minion who was fired from an internship for allegedly leaking sensitive information to a competitor.
www.thedailybeast.com
March 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
go get 'em big balls - I mean Edward. Don't let em get you down and tell you you don't know what you're doing when you're a senior advisor in the state department at 19
www.thedailybeast.com/big-balls-do...
www.thedailybeast.com/big-balls-do...
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5 things Trump did this week
1. Tanked the stock market
2. Falsely claimed Honda was building a new plant in Indiana
3. Flip flopped on tariffs again
4. Suggested the two stranded astronauts could fall in love
5. Flew to Florida to go golf
1. Tanked the stock market
2. Falsely claimed Honda was building a new plant in Indiana
3. Flip flopped on tariffs again
4. Suggested the two stranded astronauts could fall in love
5. Flew to Florida to go golf
March 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
5 things Trump did this week
1. Tanked the stock market
2. Falsely claimed Honda was building a new plant in Indiana
3. Flip flopped on tariffs again
4. Suggested the two stranded astronauts could fall in love
5. Flew to Florida to go golf
1. Tanked the stock market
2. Falsely claimed Honda was building a new plant in Indiana
3. Flip flopped on tariffs again
4. Suggested the two stranded astronauts could fall in love
5. Flew to Florida to go golf
Don't worry big balls... I mean Edward. Nobody will spam you. (Hmmm no Amy Gleason.)
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Don't worry big balls... I mean Edward. Nobody will spam you. (Hmmm no Amy Gleason.)
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Source: Joe and Mika to visit Big Balls' bro pad over the weekend.
March 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Source: Joe and Mika to visit Big Balls' bro pad over the weekend.
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Dear world, please do not judge us harshly. Most of us are good-caring people, and we hate him too.
February 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Dear world, please do not judge us harshly. Most of us are good-caring people, and we hate him too.