Christopher Leone
@christopherleone.com
Writer & director. CODE 3 in theaters Sept. 12, now available on Amazon & Apple TV. Previous: THE LOST ROOM, PARALLELS.
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The most surprising movie of the year for me #fyp #foryou #movies
TikTok video by Kit Lazer
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Amazing review. CODE 3 is “The Most Surprising Movie of the Year”according to @moviesaretherapy.bsky.social:
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AAbv22/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AAbv22/
Vaccines serve literally NO PURPOSE unless you want to not die.
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Vaccines serve literally NO PURPOSE unless you want to not die.
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It is funny how many movies out there are thematically “people sure are mad at systems.” Wonder what it means
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It is funny how many movies out there are thematically “people sure are mad at systems.” Wonder what it means
If you haven’t already pre-ordered five of these, you haven’t really lived.
www.amazon.com/Code-3-Blu-r...
www.amazon.com/Code-3-Blu-r...
Code 3
A pair of overworked; underpaid paramedics face a wild 24-hour shift when one quits and must train his rookie replacement. What begins as a routine day spirals into a chaotic ride full of emergencies; absurd encounters; and unexpected truths about life on the front lines.
www.amazon.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
If you haven’t already pre-ordered five of these, you haven’t really lived.
www.amazon.com/Code-3-Blu-r...
www.amazon.com/Code-3-Blu-r...
Do you ever find yourself driving on a freeway and suddenly become self-aware that you’re piloting a tin can at 80mph and could die at any second with a quick turn of the steering wheel
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Do you ever find yourself driving on a freeway and suddenly become self-aware that you’re piloting a tin can at 80mph and could die at any second with a quick turn of the steering wheel
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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it’s called deja vu maybe it’s called deja vu maybe you’ve heard of it
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
it’s called deja vu maybe it’s called deja vu maybe you’ve heard of it
Patiently explaining to my wife that “greased lightning” is lightning from Greece despite her angry denials.
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Patiently explaining to my wife that “greased lightning” is lightning from Greece despite her angry denials.
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Amazing review. CODE 3 is “The Most Surprising Movie of the Year”according to @moviesaretherapy.bsky.social:
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AAbv22/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AAbv22/
The most surprising movie of the year for me #fyp #foryou #movies
TikTok video by Kit Lazer
www.tiktok.com
October 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Amazing review. CODE 3 is “The Most Surprising Movie of the Year”according to @moviesaretherapy.bsky.social:
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AAbv22/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AAbv22/
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stole all my neighbour's patio furniture during the purge and now he's just gotta stand there and watch me enjoy it for a whole year
June 17, 2023 at 6:31 PM
stole all my neighbour's patio furniture during the purge and now he's just gotta stand there and watch me enjoy it for a whole year
Reading Frankenstein for the first time. We all know that the doctor’s name is Frankenstein but did you know the monster’s name is Frank N. Stein? Super confusing.
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Reading Frankenstein for the first time. We all know that the doctor’s name is Frankenstein but did you know the monster’s name is Frank N. Stein? Super confusing.
This might be the worst thing that’s ever happened.
I love chocolate milk but not paying for pre made so I keep a bottle in the fridge and make my own - I never clean it so it's like one of those perpetual stews, well over a year now
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
This might be the worst thing that’s ever happened.
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I dare that tough guy Sandwich Man to throw a double meatball sub with marinara, sautéed onions, and melted mozzarella at my mouf
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I dare that tough guy Sandwich Man to throw a double meatball sub with marinara, sautéed onions, and melted mozzarella at my mouf
I wonder if the rich American oligarchs putting their boots on our necks and emptying our pockets made people mad.
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I wonder if the rich American oligarchs putting their boots on our necks and emptying our pockets made people mad.
I feel happy today.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I feel happy today.
New York, New York is a hell of a town. The Bronx is up to the north while the Battery, simultaneously, is down (south). The people ride a subway system through a connecting set of tunnels under the ground. New York, New York, it’s a hell of a town.
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 AM
New York, New York is a hell of a town. The Bronx is up to the north while the Battery, simultaneously, is down (south). The people ride a subway system through a connecting set of tunnels under the ground. New York, New York, it’s a hell of a town.
Daylight Savings Time is good. Do not complain about Daylight Savings Time.
November 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Daylight Savings Time is good. Do not complain about Daylight Savings Time.
I hope your dog lives forever.
October 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I hope your dog lives forever.
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stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
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Every study about vaccines that comes out is like "this vaccine is 97% effective at preventing this disease & also 3 other diseases & it somehow helps you play the violin beautifully" and antivaxxers are doing their own research that's telling them they can cure measles by eating polar bear liver.
The Shingles Vaccine Could Be a Secret Weapon Against Heart Attacks https://gizmodo.com/the-shingles-vaccine-could-be-a-secret-weapon-against-heart-attacks-2000598150
The Shingles Vaccine Could Be a Secret Weapon Against Heart Attacks
A new study has found that shingle vaccination is associated with a lower risk of heart attacks and other cardiovascular disease.
gizmodo.com
May 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Every study about vaccines that comes out is like "this vaccine is 97% effective at preventing this disease & also 3 other diseases & it somehow helps you play the violin beautifully" and antivaxxers are doing their own research that's telling them they can cure measles by eating polar bear liver.
Just got a COVID shot in one arm and a flu shot in the other because I don’t like getting sick and I understand basic fucking science.
October 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just got a COVID shot in one arm and a flu shot in the other because I don’t like getting sick and I understand basic fucking science.
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Another perfect review: boxd.it/bsB7TV
October 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Another perfect review: boxd.it/bsB7TV
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
Trying to learn French. I’ve now hit my lowest point on the Dunning-Krueger curve where I’ve learned enough to know how terrible I am at it, that I will be terrible at it for years to come, and that I will eventually die.
October 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Trying to learn French. I’ve now hit my lowest point on the Dunning-Krueger curve where I’ve learned enough to know how terrible I am at it, that I will be terrible at it for years to come, and that I will eventually die.