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When did companies stop asking you if you wanted to update? I feel like this is Microsoft's fault.
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
When did companies stop asking you if you wanted to update? I feel like this is Microsoft's fault.
Normalize HADES-style narration in casual on-line conversation.
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Normalize HADES-style narration in casual on-line conversation.
Watching Pam Bondi squirm while sputtering out "information, new information, there's information" over and over again may have added years to my life.
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Watching Pam Bondi squirm while sputtering out "information, new information, there's information" over and over again may have added years to my life.
I just had the best death of my life in ARC Raiders.
These guys found me, I got downed by bots.
These guys found me, I got downed by bots.
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I just had the best death of my life in ARC Raiders.
These guys found me, I got downed by bots.
These guys found me, I got downed by bots.
What the fuck is up with American chocolate candies? Hershey, Nestle, M&M Mars. We threw out our leftover candy because the chocolate tasted like sugared brown candlewax.
a pile of candy with a pumpkin in the middle .
ALT: a pile of candy with a pumpkin in the middle .
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
What the fuck is up with American chocolate candies? Hershey, Nestle, M&M Mars. We threw out our leftover candy because the chocolate tasted like sugared brown candlewax.
The rare and immeasurably sick way to respond to people questioning your art by responding with your art.
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The rare and immeasurably sick way to respond to people questioning your art by responding with your art.
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Today is the last day to vote for Lost Records for the Best Storytelling Award at the Golden Joystick Awards!
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Lost Records has been nominated for the Best Storytelling Award at the Golden Joystick Awards! You can vote here until October 31st: www.gamesradar.com/goldenjoysti... Congrats to all the nominees!
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Today is the last day to vote for Lost Records for the Best Storytelling Award at the Golden Joystick Awards!
🐦⬛☀️🌙🦋
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I was researching human flight and, like, the Wright Brothers achieved flight in 1903 (when they weren't to busy perving on their sister) meanwhile in Istanbul (1633) Lagâri Hasan Çelebi may have survived a flight on a 7-winged rocket powered by gunpowder.
October 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I was researching human flight and, like, the Wright Brothers achieved flight in 1903 (when they weren't to busy perving on their sister) meanwhile in Istanbul (1633) Lagâri Hasan Çelebi may have survived a flight on a 7-winged rocket powered by gunpowder.
When more gets done for free at the park NEXT to your convention than AT your convention, you shouldn't be crowing about how your ad misfires are a good thing actually.
GDC: "If people are talking about your ads, you've done something right" www.gamesindustry.biz/everythings-...
"Everything's changing in the industry and we need to change as well": inside the new-look GDC
Informa's Mark DeLoura on prices, panels and looking beyond San Francisco
www.gamesindustry.biz
October 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
When more gets done for free at the park NEXT to your convention than AT your convention, you shouldn't be crowing about how your ad misfires are a good thing actually.
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Executives don't actually think AI will help teams innovate, they just think it will mean doing things cheap and fast.
They are gutting the medium you love to line their pockets and it should piss you off.
They are gutting the medium you love to line their pockets and it should piss you off.
Amazon is laying off 14,000 people, with the video games division hit in particular, and others in its corporate workforce.
The layoff message to employees highlights how AI will "innovate much faster than ever before".
(Read more: Game Developer)
The layoff message to employees highlights how AI will "innovate much faster than ever before".
(Read more: Game Developer)
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Executives don't actually think AI will help teams innovate, they just think it will mean doing things cheap and fast.
They are gutting the medium you love to line their pockets and it should piss you off.
They are gutting the medium you love to line their pockets and it should piss you off.
Imagine being one of the last Uruk-hai to be given the white hand of Saruman, but he was tired from touching so many faces that day and sorta missed your face so you just got like three fingers and a smudge, and now you just have to go through the whole war like that until Aragorn decapitates you.
September 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Imagine being one of the last Uruk-hai to be given the white hand of Saruman, but he was tired from touching so many faces that day and sorta missed your face so you just got like three fingers and a smudge, and now you just have to go through the whole war like that until Aragorn decapitates you.
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POLITICIANS AFTER VILE POLITICAL ACTIVIST IS SHOT:
we 👏 must 👏 reject 👏 political 👏 violence 👏 of 👏 any 👏 kind 👏
POLITICIANS AFTER A BUNCH OF BABIES ARE SHOT:
ah, whaddya gonna do? 🤷
we 👏 must 👏 reject 👏 political 👏 violence 👏 of 👏 any 👏 kind 👏
POLITICIANS AFTER A BUNCH OF BABIES ARE SHOT:
ah, whaddya gonna do? 🤷
September 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
POLITICIANS AFTER VILE POLITICAL ACTIVIST IS SHOT:
we 👏 must 👏 reject 👏 political 👏 violence 👏 of 👏 any 👏 kind 👏
POLITICIANS AFTER A BUNCH OF BABIES ARE SHOT:
ah, whaddya gonna do? 🤷
we 👏 must 👏 reject 👏 political 👏 violence 👏 of 👏 any 👏 kind 👏
POLITICIANS AFTER A BUNCH OF BABIES ARE SHOT:
ah, whaddya gonna do? 🤷
I often think the reason respected actors sign up for work with bigoted creatives is that, if they didn't, it would reinforce a standard of moral accountability they could potentially suffer from.
Because these aren't starving artists. Saying no wouldn't change their lives in any meaningful way.
Because these aren't starving artists. Saying no wouldn't change their lives in any meaningful way.
this is a lot of people to be deeply disappointed in (and a lot of nonsense casting, not that that matters anywhere near as much)
Audible’s ‘Harry Potter’ Series Expands Cast With Keira Knightley, Kit Harington, James McAvoy, Simon Pegg and More
Audible announced additional casting for its 'Harry Potter' audiobook series, including Keira Knightley, Kit Harington, James McAvoy and Simon Pegg.
variety.com
September 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I often think the reason respected actors sign up for work with bigoted creatives is that, if they didn't, it would reinforce a standard of moral accountability they could potentially suffer from.
Because these aren't starving artists. Saying no wouldn't change their lives in any meaningful way.
Because these aren't starving artists. Saying no wouldn't change their lives in any meaningful way.
When I look at really good brisket, I realize that if someone worshiped my corpse with endless hours of smoking, added generationally perfected seasoning, then served me at a party of their loved ones who think I'm absolutely delicoous, Id be LESS mad about being murdered by a cannibal.
September 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
When I look at really good brisket, I realize that if someone worshiped my corpse with endless hours of smoking, added generationally perfected seasoning, then served me at a party of their loved ones who think I'm absolutely delicoous, Id be LESS mad about being murdered by a cannibal.
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The days we live in. I can't tell if this is AI slop or garden variety incompetence.
September 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The days we live in. I can't tell if this is AI slop or garden variety incompetence.
Hard agree, as someone who also cut their teeth modding Fallout games. Since Bethesda picked up Fallout, it refused to engage with it's thesis: Capitalism Will Cause Our Doom. Fallout has become an esthetic, a hollow Disneyland version of itself, incurious about its own subject.
As someone who learned how to make games by modding Fallout 4, it has been deeply strange watching Fallout become more and more the antithesis of its own core narrative tenants over the past 10-ish years. And at the same time, it felt almost inevitable from the start?
Leaked Fallout Merch Appears To Use AI-Generated Slop
September 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hard agree, as someone who also cut their teeth modding Fallout games. Since Bethesda picked up Fallout, it refused to engage with it's thesis: Capitalism Will Cause Our Doom. Fallout has become an esthetic, a hollow Disneyland version of itself, incurious about its own subject.
Okay, hear me out, if we can do Corman's Deathstalker, then we can do:
August 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Okay, hear me out, if we can do Corman's Deathstalker, then we can do:
I never thought I'd hear "Reboot of Roger Corman" anything, let alone Deathstalker
August 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I never thought I'd hear "Reboot of Roger Corman" anything, let alone Deathstalker
There are 200,000+ players on now that the xbox Helljumpers have arrived.
August 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
There are 200,000+ players on now that the xbox Helljumpers have arrived.
There needs to be a conversation about how quickly the military & law enforcement services stepped in line with the administration's demands regardless of legal precedent. Video after video depicts a system of power absolutely horny at thought of putting the boot down on their fellow citizens.
A man, near the White House, who describes himself as a "retired disabled combat veteran," after burning an American flag tells bystanders "I am being detained because I expressed my First Amendment rights."
August 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
There needs to be a conversation about how quickly the military & law enforcement services stepped in line with the administration's demands regardless of legal precedent. Video after video depicts a system of power absolutely horny at thought of putting the boot down on their fellow citizens.
This is the America I'm proud of.
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
August 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This is the America I'm proud of.
I was watching the smithing show Forged in Fire and ... ???
August 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I was watching the smithing show Forged in Fire and ... ???