Christreated
@christreated.bsky.social
Delivering the groceries at 138 beats per minute
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Since there seems to be an influx of new folks, on this account you will find awful posts about:
-Music (punk, garage, psych etc)
-Birds sometimes
-Sports (baseball, hoops, footie, horse racing)
-Books sometimes
-random brain drips
-no fascists allowed
-Music (punk, garage, psych etc)
-Birds sometimes
-Sports (baseball, hoops, footie, horse racing)
-Books sometimes
-random brain drips
-no fascists allowed
Is this because that rookie requested off for Thanksgiving, @bencollins.bsky.social ?
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Is this because that rookie requested off for Thanksgiving, @bencollins.bsky.social ?
The definitive side 1, track 1 rankings:
search and destroy
i wanna destroy you
freak scene
my war
teenage riot
maggot brain
search and destroy
i wanna destroy you
freak scene
my war
teenage riot
maggot brain
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The definitive side 1, track 1 rankings:
search and destroy
i wanna destroy you
freak scene
my war
teenage riot
maggot brain
search and destroy
i wanna destroy you
freak scene
my war
teenage riot
maggot brain
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Reminder for everyone that Neil Armstrong used to look like a professional Dale Gribble cosplayer.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Reminder for everyone that Neil Armstrong used to look like a professional Dale Gribble cosplayer.
There’s too much pie discourse on here and not enough discourse about how Anthony Black should be imprisoned.
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
There’s too much pie discourse on here and not enough discourse about how Anthony Black should be imprisoned.
🎶 They shot the pope
They shot the pope’s ass
They shot the pope and I feel good
Yeah!🎶
They shot the pope’s ass
They shot the pope and I feel good
Yeah!🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
🎶 They shot the pope
They shot the pope’s ass
They shot the pope and I feel good
Yeah!🎶
They shot the pope’s ass
They shot the pope and I feel good
Yeah!🎶
Look for Notre Dame to hang on against Syracuse
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Look for Notre Dame to hang on against Syracuse
Christ, I can’t believe I have Saturday detention again tomorrow! Ugh. I hope the jock, nerd, prom queen, outcast, and goth girl aren’t there. They were so stereotypical last time.
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Christ, I can’t believe I have Saturday detention again tomorrow! Ugh. I hope the jock, nerd, prom queen, outcast, and goth girl aren’t there. They were so stereotypical last time.
Honored to be the 69th repost of that last one. Shoulda taken a screenshot but I was living in the moment.
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Honored to be the 69th repost of that last one. Shoulda taken a screenshot but I was living in the moment.
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MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
Saints @ Union Transfer, Phila 11/15/25
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Saints @ Union Transfer, Phila 11/15/25
I am here on assignment to blow up the chicken man.
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I am here on assignment to blow up the chicken man.
Anybody wanna go see mudhoney 14 years ago tonight? I’ve got an extra ticket. DMs are open.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Anybody wanna go see mudhoney 14 years ago tonight? I’ve got an extra ticket. DMs are open.
In regards to MNF, this is a good old fashioned suck-off
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
In regards to MNF, this is a good old fashioned suck-off
Back in the day the Butthole Surfers had a dog called Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad and, as I understand it, that was his full legal name.
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Back in the day the Butthole Surfers had a dog called Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad and, as I understand it, that was his full legal name.
Team on the right up 14-3
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Team on the right up 14-3
Well done, New York. You still suck, though. For sports reasons.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Well done, New York. You still suck, though. For sports reasons.
This is relevant to my interests.
It’s Tuesday. Why wouldn’t we be celebrating GINO and the GOONS and their new, 2nd best album?
Dance, Goons… IT’S TUESDAY!
ginoandthegoons.bandcamp.com/.../dance-of...
Dance, Goons… IT’S TUESDAY!
ginoandthegoons.bandcamp.com/.../dance-of...
November 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is relevant to my interests.
He’s just lucky that thing wasn’t a muffuletta.
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
He’s just lucky that thing wasn’t a muffuletta.
Forever Young wins the Classic on the same day as Yamamoto is nails on zero days rest…Japan is having itself a Sports Saturday!
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Forever Young wins the Classic on the same day as Yamamoto is nails on zero days rest…Japan is having itself a Sports Saturday!
Too bad baseball is boring tho.
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Too bad baseball is boring tho.
3 balls to shrimp, yeah?
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
3 balls to shrimp, yeah?
A lot is made about the Jays having 3 MLB sons in their lineup, but nobody talks about how Addison Barger is the son of late Hell’s Angels leader Sonny Barger.
October 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
A lot is made about the Jays having 3 MLB sons in their lineup, but nobody talks about how Addison Barger is the son of late Hell’s Angels leader Sonny Barger.
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MICHAEL STIPE: (roasting you) Egypt was troubled by your horrible ass
October 11, 2023 at 12:53 AM
MICHAEL STIPE: (roasting you) Egypt was troubled by your horrible ass
Trey Yesavage has almost certainly eaten scrapple
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Trey Yesavage has almost certainly eaten scrapple