Chris T. Roll
@christroll.bsky.social
Sr Documentation Manager @ [REDACTED] | ex-Epic Games, Unity, Riot Games | Novelist
🇷🇴 in 🇨🇦 forever standing with 🇺🇦 | #MakeChesterProud
(formerly chr1stroll @ twxtter)
🇷🇴 in 🇨🇦 forever standing with 🇺🇦 | #MakeChesterProud
(formerly chr1stroll @ twxtter)
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Wait, wait wait. Enterprise wants me to pay $99 to enable the GPS in my rental car?
Really?
𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂?
Really?
𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂?
January 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Wait, wait wait. Enterprise wants me to pay $99 to enable the GPS in my rental car?
Really?
𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂?
Really?
𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂?
December 26, 2024 at 9:15 PM
GitLab has been reposting these two jobs for at least six months. With all of the talent on the market right now, it's odd they still can't find anyone. I'd say they're ghost jobs and they've got a candidate going through LMIA in Canada or equivalent, but they don't offer visa sponsorship.
Weird.
Weird.
December 24, 2024 at 5:47 PM
GitLab has been reposting these two jobs for at least six months. With all of the talent on the market right now, it's odd they still can't find anyone. I'd say they're ghost jobs and they've got a candidate going through LMIA in Canada or equivalent, but they don't offer visa sponsorship.
Weird.
Weird.
I made a separate account for all my author stuff (books, writer geekery, giveaways, etc.) so if y'all could give me a follow over there, it'd mean lots 💙
Hello Bluesky! I'm Keira (they/them) and I write books!
Looking for more people to follow, so if you write #romance, #fantasy, #sci-fi, and layered #thriller books with complex characters, please interact with this post so I can find you!
#Booksky #Promosky #AmWriting #HelloWorld
Looking for more people to follow, so if you write #romance, #fantasy, #sci-fi, and layered #thriller books with complex characters, please interact with this post so I can find you!
#Booksky #Promosky #AmWriting #HelloWorld
December 24, 2024 at 5:25 PM
I made a separate account for all my author stuff (books, writer geekery, giveaways, etc.) so if y'all could give me a follow over there, it'd mean lots 💙
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Fragmented, yet flawless
December 24, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Fragmented, yet flawless
Nought quite so satisfying as seeing a fella try ing to pick a fight and, instead of giving in to the urge to tell him to go feck himself, block and get on with your gaming session 👍
December 23, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Nought quite so satisfying as seeing a fella try ing to pick a fight and, instead of giving in to the urge to tell him to go feck himself, block and get on with your gaming session 👍
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Russia will not win. Evil will be crushed.
#GeorgiaProtests
#GeorgiaProtests
December 22, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Russia will not win. Evil will be crushed.
#GeorgiaProtests
#GeorgiaProtests
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I’m still having trouble getting conversations started here compared to that other social media app, so if you have questions about our game, Ghost, or our studio, FPC, hit me up!
December 22, 2024 at 2:42 PM
I’m still having trouble getting conversations started here compared to that other social media app, so if you have questions about our game, Ghost, or our studio, FPC, hit me up!
Can anyone decipher this #Unity ad? 'Cause my tired-ass brain can't.
"Avoid depending on fragmented services or specialized expertise that can increase overhead or compromise your vision."
What.
"Avoid depending on fragmented services or specialized expertise that can increase overhead or compromise your vision."
What.
December 22, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Can anyone decipher this #Unity ad? 'Cause my tired-ass brain can't.
"Avoid depending on fragmented services or specialized expertise that can increase overhead or compromise your vision."
What.
"Avoid depending on fragmented services or specialized expertise that can increase overhead or compromise your vision."
What.
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DOOOO IIIIITTTTTTT
December 22, 2024 at 7:36 PM
DOOOO IIIIITTTTTTT
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cops just do not understand how the. the Internet works lol
December 20, 2024 at 8:48 PM
cops just do not understand how the. the Internet works lol
Fellow gamers, I need your help. Gimmie your favorite #RTS games to play. Could be old, new, 2D, 3D, don't care; I just want them to be fun.
My all-time faves are the Blizzard OGs: #Starcraft, SC2, #Warcraft trilogy. I've also finished They Are Billions on 800%.
Anyone have recs?
My all-time faves are the Blizzard OGs: #Starcraft, SC2, #Warcraft trilogy. I've also finished They Are Billions on 800%.
Anyone have recs?
December 21, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Fellow gamers, I need your help. Gimmie your favorite #RTS games to play. Could be old, new, 2D, 3D, don't care; I just want them to be fun.
My all-time faves are the Blizzard OGs: #Starcraft, SC2, #Warcraft trilogy. I've also finished They Are Billions on 800%.
Anyone have recs?
My all-time faves are the Blizzard OGs: #Starcraft, SC2, #Warcraft trilogy. I've also finished They Are Billions on 800%.
Anyone have recs?
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the popular-er bluesky gets the more it becomes a place people share really grim news for no reason. like not awareness-raisy or anything, just something fucked up happened somewhere, hundreds of shares, sorta thing. once again yearning for cohost
December 21, 2024 at 2:23 AM
the popular-er bluesky gets the more it becomes a place people share really grim news for no reason. like not awareness-raisy or anything, just something fucked up happened somewhere, hundreds of shares, sorta thing. once again yearning for cohost
Hell's Kitchen meets StarCraft 2.
"The zergling stew is raw!! It's RAWWW!!!"
"The zergling stew is raw!! It's RAWWW!!!"
Holy! An Anno 1800 with „Supernatural“ Demons?!
December 20, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Hell's Kitchen meets StarCraft 2.
"The zergling stew is raw!! It's RAWWW!!!"
"The zergling stew is raw!! It's RAWWW!!!"
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SUPPORT. INDIE. GAMES!
Full stop
Full stop
Video gaming was a culture created by nerds for nerds. Then, the suits came, threw the doors wide open, and ruined it for everyone.
Thank fuck there's still studios keeping the magic alive for us OGs who put the fun, gameplay and story ahead of making a handful of corporate asshats even richer.
Thank fuck there's still studios keeping the magic alive for us OGs who put the fun, gameplay and story ahead of making a handful of corporate asshats even richer.
December 20, 2024 at 5:57 PM
SUPPORT. INDIE. GAMES!
Full stop
Full stop
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Hi my name is Dani Lalonders, I am a Chicago based game developer and the CEO of Veritable Joy Studios and I created this lil game called ValiDate! 😁💗
Play as Malik, Inaya, Isabelle, and Emhari in Volume 1 of ValiDate: Struggling Singles in your Area!🥳
✨Steam: steam.validategame.com
✨Itch: itch.io.validategame.com
✨Xbox: xbox.validategame.com
✨Switch: switch.validategame.com
#ValiDateGame #VisualNovel
✨Steam: steam.validategame.com
✨Itch: itch.io.validategame.com
✨Xbox: xbox.validategame.com
✨Switch: switch.validategame.com
#ValiDateGame #VisualNovel
December 20, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Hi my name is Dani Lalonders, I am a Chicago based game developer and the CEO of Veritable Joy Studios and I created this lil game called ValiDate! 😁💗
Video gaming was a culture created by nerds for nerds. Then, the suits came, threw the doors wide open, and ruined it for everyone.
Thank fuck there's still studios keeping the magic alive for us OGs who put the fun, gameplay and story ahead of making a handful of corporate asshats even richer.
Thank fuck there's still studios keeping the magic alive for us OGs who put the fun, gameplay and story ahead of making a handful of corporate asshats even richer.
December 20, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Video gaming was a culture created by nerds for nerds. Then, the suits came, threw the doors wide open, and ruined it for everyone.
Thank fuck there's still studios keeping the magic alive for us OGs who put the fun, gameplay and story ahead of making a handful of corporate asshats even richer.
Thank fuck there's still studios keeping the magic alive for us OGs who put the fun, gameplay and story ahead of making a handful of corporate asshats even richer.
Money spent marketing my book: thousands.
Copies sold in the first week: 8.
I know it's tough out there, but... really? At $2.99/ebook, with a 70-30 split of what's left after Amazon royalties, I make nothing. And it's not like I'm int for the money, but my publisher definitely is.
Copies sold in the first week: 8.
I know it's tough out there, but... really? At $2.99/ebook, with a 70-30 split of what's left after Amazon royalties, I make nothing. And it's not like I'm int for the money, but my publisher definitely is.
December 18, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Money spent marketing my book: thousands.
Copies sold in the first week: 8.
I know it's tough out there, but... really? At $2.99/ebook, with a 70-30 split of what's left after Amazon royalties, I make nothing. And it's not like I'm int for the money, but my publisher definitely is.
Copies sold in the first week: 8.
I know it's tough out there, but... really? At $2.99/ebook, with a 70-30 split of what's left after Amazon royalties, I make nothing. And it's not like I'm int for the money, but my publisher definitely is.
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Fighting a malignant millionaire CEO has brought me and my family on the verge of a very real bankruptcy.
This is not a drill, I genuinely need your help. Please, take a look at my fundraiser and share it if you can.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-disco...
This is not a drill, I genuinely need your help. Please, take a look at my fundraiser and share it if you can.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-disco...
Donate to Help Disco Elysium Writer Survive the Winter, organized by Argo Tuulik
I am Argo Tuulik, one of the key creatives responsible for bringing you the (… Argo Tuulik needs your support for Help Disco Elysium Writer Survive the Winter
www.gofundme.com
December 13, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Fighting a malignant millionaire CEO has brought me and my family on the verge of a very real bankruptcy.
This is not a drill, I genuinely need your help. Please, take a look at my fundraiser and share it if you can.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-disco...
This is not a drill, I genuinely need your help. Please, take a look at my fundraiser and share it if you can.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-disco...
Word to the wise: if you're chronic-depressive and your doctor prescribes #dienogest for pain management, maybe get a second opinion, or you might just end up bawling your eyes out because you cut a carrot wrong.
December 18, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Word to the wise: if you're chronic-depressive and your doctor prescribes #dienogest for pain management, maybe get a second opinion, or you might just end up bawling your eyes out because you cut a carrot wrong.
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Because FOX is dumb: it's a lunar leap year, and the Jewish calendar adds an extra month for the calendar shift, Adar Bet.
Hanukkah is not blah. There's chocolate, Chinese food, and socks.
THERE ARE ALSO WEREWOLVES, FOX NEWS.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0BPM28C1P
Hanukkah is not blah. There's chocolate, Chinese food, and socks.
THERE ARE ALSO WEREWOLVES, FOX NEWS.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0BPM28C1P
December 17, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Because FOX is dumb: it's a lunar leap year, and the Jewish calendar adds an extra month for the calendar shift, Adar Bet.
Hanukkah is not blah. There's chocolate, Chinese food, and socks.
THERE ARE ALSO WEREWOLVES, FOX NEWS.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0BPM28C1P
Hanukkah is not blah. There's chocolate, Chinese food, and socks.
THERE ARE ALSO WEREWOLVES, FOX NEWS.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0BPM28C1P
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I put a devastating amount of work into Vampire Therapist. As a new dev, I managed to release on 3 platforms and 2 stores, and today I'm releasing the third and final free Story Update.
But I believe in this thing and the power of therapy and comedy. I hope you'll find it worth it, too!
But I believe in this thing and the power of therapy and comedy. I hope you'll find it worth it, too!
We've just released our final free Story Update for Vampire Therapist! In "Fathoms Below," you'll find out what can change a vampire after almost 3000 years and explore Sigmund Freud's weird thing with his mom.
Ready to play now! store.steampowered.com/news/app/248...
Ready to play now! store.steampowered.com/news/app/248...
Vampire Therapist - Free Story Update: Fathoms Below - Steam News
How does a 3000-year-old killer find a pathway to peace? Find out now!
store.steampowered.com
December 16, 2024 at 4:22 PM
I put a devastating amount of work into Vampire Therapist. As a new dev, I managed to release on 3 platforms and 2 stores, and today I'm releasing the third and final free Story Update.
But I believe in this thing and the power of therapy and comedy. I hope you'll find it worth it, too!
But I believe in this thing and the power of therapy and comedy. I hope you'll find it worth it, too!
Feels like we've all forgotten how to talk to each other online without being d!cks. Every Reddit thread I open, some fella has to come in looking for a fight. We could be talking about puppies and kittens, and there'd still be someone to poop on everyone else's party.
Is there truly no hope? lol
Is there truly no hope? lol
December 15, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Feels like we've all forgotten how to talk to each other online without being d!cks. Every Reddit thread I open, some fella has to come in looking for a fight. We could be talking about puppies and kittens, and there'd still be someone to poop on everyone else's party.
Is there truly no hope? lol
Is there truly no hope? lol
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Dang. I've been busy lately (mostly trying not to have a complete mental breakdown), I haven't been able to keep up with social media again. Sorry if I disappear again out of nowhere. 😬
In the mean time, I hope you enjoy this old art. This was a rejected cover art but I still like it!
In the mean time, I hope you enjoy this old art. This was a rejected cover art but I still like it!
December 14, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Dang. I've been busy lately (mostly trying not to have a complete mental breakdown), I haven't been able to keep up with social media again. Sorry if I disappear again out of nowhere. 😬
In the mean time, I hope you enjoy this old art. This was a rejected cover art but I still like it!
In the mean time, I hope you enjoy this old art. This was a rejected cover art but I still like it!