chubby bannister
@chubbybannister.bsky.social
a surplus woman
Is it a crime (yet) to boot them out of one’s way. This lump would make me irrationally angry
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Is it a crime (yet) to boot them out of one’s way. This lump would make me irrationally angry
I love it when I notice the time is 1234
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I love it when I notice the time is 1234
That looks like a sensible decision to make on the seafront in winter with gusty tides and winds
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
That looks like a sensible decision to make on the seafront in winter with gusty tides and winds
Black Friday is a good opportunity to go through all the marketing emails you’ve signed up for over the year and have a good clear out
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Black Friday is a good opportunity to go through all the marketing emails you’ve signed up for over the year and have a good clear out
And I’ve helped CiN too (inadvertently)
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
And I’ve helped CiN too (inadvertently)
Just bought my first Christmas present. So I feel pretty ahead of the game as apparently it’s not December quite yet 😮💨
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Just bought my first Christmas present. So I feel pretty ahead of the game as apparently it’s not December quite yet 😮💨
Is the media going to do to Dick Van Dyck what it did to Betty White?
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Is the media going to do to Dick Van Dyck what it did to Betty White?
I love Last Christmas. I hope to hear it. I miss George
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I love Last Christmas. I hope to hear it. I miss George
I thought I’d been Whamageddon’d in the supermarket yesterday - straining to hear through my EarPods. Worked out it was Club Tropicana which is all sorts of wrong at this time of the year. Teasing me with fun and sunshine, claiming there's enough for everyone
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I thought I’d been Whamageddon’d in the supermarket yesterday - straining to hear through my EarPods. Worked out it was Club Tropicana which is all sorts of wrong at this time of the year. Teasing me with fun and sunshine, claiming there's enough for everyone
Jeez. You can’t move for them getting in the way in shops and cafes. Students of any type must be the most spendy demographic going
Tony Smith on Ch4News saying international students should be limited because they’re “economically inactive”.
International students pay around £27k p.a. in fees to their universities, at least half again to landlords and they spend their parents’ hard-earned money in local shops.
International students pay around £27k p.a. in fees to their universities, at least half again to landlords and they spend their parents’ hard-earned money in local shops.
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Jeez. You can’t move for them getting in the way in shops and cafes. Students of any type must be the most spendy demographic going
Being FB advert targeted by ugly Japanese cat cardigans. I WANT ONE
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Being FB advert targeted by ugly Japanese cat cardigans. I WANT ONE
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Aqualung
Dodgy
Van Morrison
Ricky Ross
Crybaby (Danny Coughlan)
Aqualung
Dodgy
Van Morrison
Ricky Ross
Crybaby (Danny Coughlan)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Madonna
Meatloaf
Andy Bell
Snow Patrol
Counting Crows
Madonna
Meatloaf
Andy Bell
Snow Patrol
Counting Crows
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Aqualung
Dodgy
Van Morrison
Ricky Ross
Crybaby (Danny Coughlan)
Aqualung
Dodgy
Van Morrison
Ricky Ross
Crybaby (Danny Coughlan)
Happy Thanksgiving. Or something…
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Happy Thanksgiving. Or something…
Now Seth Rogan. Ugh
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Now Seth Rogan. Ugh
I do like our very friendly and polite postman but I do wish he’d stop calling me “Mrs Bannister”.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I do like our very friendly and polite postman but I do wish he’d stop calling me “Mrs Bannister”.
Fucking barmy people in this town
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Fucking barmy people in this town
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
second-declension neuter nouns
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
second-declension neuter nouns
What. Is. That. Hair.
BBC Radio 6 Music
Riley & Coe
Now Playing
The Who
I'm A Boy (Saturday Club Session, 13 Sept 1966)
Riley & Coe
Now Playing
The Who
I'm A Boy (Saturday Club Session, 13 Sept 1966)
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
What. Is. That. Hair.
I get to stay home in the warm and cuddle with Margo (within reason), have buttery crumpets for supper and not have to be bright or funny
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I get to stay home in the warm and cuddle with Margo (within reason), have buttery crumpets for supper and not have to be bright or funny
Had plans for the easiest night out tomorrow. Drive into Bristol for dinner & drinks at a friend’s house then drive home. Simple.
It’s been postponed. I’m so relieved
It’s been postponed. I’m so relieved
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Had plans for the easiest night out tomorrow. Drive into Bristol for dinner & drinks at a friend’s house then drive home. Simple.
It’s been postponed. I’m so relieved
It’s been postponed. I’m so relieved
Getting increasingly annoyed by American TV programmes casting real life couples like it’s an inside joke. Man on the Inside had Mary Steenburgen and now Leighton Meester in Nobody Wants This. Half expected Kristen Bell’s husband to show up
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Getting increasingly annoyed by American TV programmes casting real life couples like it’s an inside joke. Man on the Inside had Mary Steenburgen and now Leighton Meester in Nobody Wants This. Half expected Kristen Bell’s husband to show up
People nearby are taking down (I assume) scaffolding. It’s been dark for a good couple of hours. That doesn’t seem the most sensible thing to do
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
People nearby are taking down (I assume) scaffolding. It’s been dark for a good couple of hours. That doesn’t seem the most sensible thing to do
Reposted by chubby bannister
When you're too posh for "cuntstruck".
Fanny Stunning
England and Wales, Census, 1871
England and Wales, Census, 1871
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
When you're too posh for "cuntstruck".
Houchen is a Lord? FFS
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Houchen is a Lord? FFS