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Right. If you say anything at all about how utterly shit and reactionary Labour are right now, you are guaranteed to get some smug shiny-brained dickhead popping up to tell you you're enabling Reform. And here's the thing.
Excellent band names if anyone's looking
Manifest #1931 from NROL-111 (TOP SECRET)

1. Unmanned Hyenas
2. Abattoir of Telescopes
February 19, 2026 at 9:08 AM
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Solar, wind energy, vaccines, gender affirming care
February 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I keep seeing clickbait posts about how Small Prophets has led to the rediscovery of 15 Stories High, a "hidden gem" of a sitcom. Which I suppose is true. Anyway, I didn't know Pearce Quigley had been in it. He's the priest in the episode where Vince gets pissed and steals a plough.
February 18, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Jesus Christ man
February 18, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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The Epstein Files are so vast and detailed that they feel like the ruins of Pompeii--a snapshot of of Billionaire Town, preserved in volcanic ash--their food, their cruelties large and small, their graffiti with dumb dick jokes, the tools of various trades, art, family pets, so many brothels...
February 18, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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Oh, you didn't think that vertiginous, exponential radicalisation would happen to **your** BS movement? Sorry, but them's not the rules. You can never, ever, ever stop the conveyor belt towards Purity once it's started. The leopards will, I am afraid, eat your face. Sorry.
Spiked aren't happy with Rupert Lowe
February 18, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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Another ‘needs to get progressively more fucked-up looking in each thumbnail’ photoshop
February 18, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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My calendar has a different picture of Cliff Richard each month and the birthdays of people who love me
February 18, 2026 at 8:37 AM
So it turns out he can't in fact chair a meeting, draft a minute and do all those other things that we were loudly assured would lead to a roaringly successful government?
REVEALED: The Prime Minister doesn't know what he's doing
WATCH HERE - youtu.be/5FQw8QpZl_0
February 17, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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If you could use the excuse of being an artist to fuck over other kinds of artists, would you do it?
Writers if you could drop your novel or short story into an AI and have it make a great and watchable movie out of your story, and you could sell that movie, would you do it? #writers #WritingCommunity
February 17, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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i can’t think about deer anymore without thinking of this tweet
February 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Of all the Beano strips to come back to as an adult, none hold up as well as Calamity James. The wild nonsense in the backgrounds is even more fun as an adult.
Calamity James MUCH too low here.
Results of the Beano's 1987 reader survey.
February 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Someone tell Hillary that this is her husband’s legacy too
February 17, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop

And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹)

RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless
February 17, 2026 at 11:29 AM
I thought I'd have seen more constituency polling for Gorton & Denton by now. Been a while since I closely followed a by-election but I seem to recall seeing a fair amount for eg Runcorn or Hartlepool.
February 17, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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In the middle of ar street
February 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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it’s asinine because music production is for working class people but isn’t for people who have no real interest in music production. AI generators are for the latter but realize they sound much more appealing if they pretend they’re for the former
What do we think about the assertion in this meme? I know, we think it's asinine, but I'm looking for specific arguments as to why it's asinine.
February 16, 2026 at 8:43 PM
People are counting Keir Starmer out, saying he's done, but not me. I reckon he's got plenty more completely avoidable fuck ups in him.
February 16, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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what’s with the eyeball | patreon.com/lubchansky
February 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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"The Correct Natural trajectory for them" the biological determinism of transphobes is just another form of eugenics
"if they socially transition too early we think they can get locked onto a trajectory that may not have been the correct natural trajectory for them"

Direct quote.
February 16, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
"... although that error is likely to cost them"

wait what fucking error he threw her five metres and she landed on a single ice skate and executed a pirouette
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
What you might call, in translation terms, a near-miss.
February 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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"Have you taken your break?" #smallprophets
February 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM