Godzilla McCartney
@dismalchips.bsky.social
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Right. If you say anything at all about how utterly shit and reactionary Labour are right now, you are guaranteed to get some smug shiny-brained dickhead popping up to tell you you're enabling Reform. And here's the thing.
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"... although that error is likely to cost them"
wait what fucking error he threw her five metres and she landed on a single ice skate and executed a pirouette
wait what fucking error he threw her five metres and she landed on a single ice skate and executed a pirouette
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
"... although that error is likely to cost them"
wait what fucking error he threw her five metres and she landed on a single ice skate and executed a pirouette
wait what fucking error he threw her five metres and she landed on a single ice skate and executed a pirouette
What you might call, in translation terms, a near-miss.
February 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
What you might call, in translation terms, a near-miss.
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"Have you taken your break?" #smallprophets
February 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"Have you taken your break?" #smallprophets
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Dr Beth Upton went to work one day to help sick people, and that is it. She's done nothing wrong (highlighted by the courts), never got involved in the media, never said a bad word about anyone, even once. And she's been hounded out of the country by bigots who hate that she exists.
February 15, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Dr Beth Upton went to work one day to help sick people, and that is it. She's done nothing wrong (highlighted by the courts), never got involved in the media, never said a bad word about anyone, even once. And she's been hounded out of the country by bigots who hate that she exists.
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Please be careful in London. I have spent 25 years there, but I have never heard a story as frightening as this one from today in which nothing at all happened.
February 14, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Please be careful in London. I have spent 25 years there, but I have never heard a story as frightening as this one from today in which nothing at all happened.
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If someone told me 12 years ago that otherwise fairly normal people would be posting shit like this on facebook as though they're regularly discussing this down the pub with the lads I'd have been confused tbh
February 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
If someone told me 12 years ago that otherwise fairly normal people would be posting shit like this on facebook as though they're regularly discussing this down the pub with the lads I'd have been confused tbh
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So much of our present crisis is coddled, ignorant, and short sighted people tearing down the institutions that protect them because they don’t understand that bad things can happen.
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
So much of our present crisis is coddled, ignorant, and short sighted people tearing down the institutions that protect them because they don’t understand that bad things can happen.
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reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera
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Mah Gawd, is that Labour Relaunch’s music?
Senior Labour MP @florenceeshalomi.bsky.social told me: "There is a lot of concern among female parliamentarians that when we raise things we are not taken seriously, and that is part of the toxicity around the leadership in No 10… we need to make sure we have reset on that.”
February 14, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Mah Gawd, is that Labour Relaunch’s music?
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They're still out there. The goofs and spoofs. If we can only find them.
Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time
Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time
February 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
They're still out there. The goofs and spoofs. If we can only find them.
Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time
Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time
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there’s a longer version here in which our hero follows up by telling him “you can go peacefully fuck yourself” after he claims to be “peacefully standing for my beliefs”
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
there’s a longer version here in which our hero follows up by telling him “you can go peacefully fuck yourself” after he claims to be “peacefully standing for my beliefs”
Every time I watch the Winter Olympics I'm like...nope. no way. You'd never catch me doing that. Nope. Well, you fucked that right up, didn't you?
February 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Every time I watch the Winter Olympics I'm like...nope. no way. You'd never catch me doing that. Nope. Well, you fucked that right up, didn't you?
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I could fix her. But why would I want to?
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I could fix her. But why would I want to?
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can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
February 14, 2026 at 8:23 AM
can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
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The funniest part about this line of thinking is later Clive Barker revealed just how homophobic his publisher was, and I think about the number of times this has happened that we will never hear about. www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/clive-b...
February 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
The funniest part about this line of thinking is later Clive Barker revealed just how homophobic his publisher was, and I think about the number of times this has happened that we will never hear about. www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/clive-b...
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It's crazy that, in terms of video storage, 50 short years is the difference between losing TV footage forever because video tape was too precious a resource not to reuse, and Ring doorbells keeping everyone's footage on their servers in case they might, at some indeterminate point, pay to view it.
February 13, 2026 at 2:53 PM
It's crazy that, in terms of video storage, 50 short years is the difference between losing TV footage forever because video tape was too precious a resource not to reuse, and Ring doorbells keeping everyone's footage on their servers in case they might, at some indeterminate point, pay to view it.
The fucking thing is, it's not that Reform wouldn't be worse than Labour. It's that the fact that Reform exist doesn't get Labour off the hook for not being better.
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
The fucking thing is, it's not that Reform wouldn't be worse than Labour. It's that the fact that Reform exist doesn't get Labour off the hook for not being better.
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Yes, what if we moved the goalposts again so that this abysmal piece of shit, this walking affront to the democratic process, could just jail anyone he wants rid of? Much to think about
February 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Yes, what if we moved the goalposts again so that this abysmal piece of shit, this walking affront to the democratic process, could just jail anyone he wants rid of? Much to think about
Thought you'd be free of my nonsense when I am finally gathered up into the arms of the Lord? Think again, assholes.
February 13, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Thought you'd be free of my nonsense when I am finally gathered up into the arms of the Lord? Think again, assholes.
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"...and they stole the election from me, Keith....you know that....STOLE...but I got back at them....I'm never going to see heaven, Kenneth..." *nandos going cold on the table*
Lol.
"Sorry, sweedhard. The spreadsheed exhibition will have to waid, the boss is calling be again."
"Sorry, sweedhard. The spreadsheed exhibition will have to waid, the boss is calling be again."
February 13, 2026 at 11:52 AM
"...and they stole the election from me, Keith....you know that....STOLE...but I got back at them....I'm never going to see heaven, Kenneth..." *nandos going cold on the table*
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Good. Perhaps some Very Serious Guys will feel obliged to explain why they thought protecting arms manufacturers from red paint, and then arresting loads of pensioners, vicars etc, was a matter of unquestionable national security
Breaking: on two counts, the High Court has ruled that the Labour government's proscription of the campaign group Palestine Action was unlawful – a win for its co-founder Huda Ammori, who sought a judicial review of the ban
February 13, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Good. Perhaps some Very Serious Guys will feel obliged to explain why they thought protecting arms manufacturers from red paint, and then arresting loads of pensioners, vicars etc, was a matter of unquestionable national security
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Can these creeps stop having public political fantasies about what they want to do to women?
Reform candidate calls for young girls to be given "biological reality check" www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Reform candidate calls for ‘young girls’ to be given ‘biological reality’ check
Exclusive: Matt Goodwin argued ‘young girls’ should be explained ‘the biological reality’ that ‘many women in Britain are having children much too late in life’
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February 13, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Can these creeps stop having public political fantasies about what they want to do to women?
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Wanna see the most "Late 90s edgy" album cover I've ever seen? One that at the time was trying to scream "there is some dark shit on this album, you are not ready" but looks a bit naff in retrospect?
February 13, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Wanna see the most "Late 90s edgy" album cover I've ever seen? One that at the time was trying to scream "there is some dark shit on this album, you are not ready" but looks a bit naff in retrospect?