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November 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Buying an asset and selling it for more money is the definition of capital gains. The only reason we don't do it is because we bribed the middle class with rising house prices to distract them from the dismantling and selling off of the public realm and the destruction of wages.
my unpopular opinion is if you sell an expensive house in London and move up north or a cheaper area on the coast then that she be capital gains taxed

oops i just subtweeted half of Hastings
All of this “woe is me my house is now really expensive and so a tax is unfair” stuff completely negates to acknowledge the implicit fact that the house owner has made an insane profit by doing absolutely nothing
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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These lads are going to get in trouble for making all of their journo colleagues look like gormless fucking idiots, quite frankly
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Actually it's perfectly reasonable for Mason to ask Starmer why he fashioned this gigantic rake for himself in 2024 and has now planted his foot firmly on it
"Is this budget actually just what your MPs want (bad)" I ask in a parliamentary democracy, with a level of critical analysis only entrusted to the BBC's Political Editor
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Why are the dark evenings hitting so hard this year? Feels to me like it should be about midnight
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Once again, shitposting is somehow akin to prophecy. Actually has the fucking chess board out lmao
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Every company sued for wrongful death:
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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"David Lammy is considering scrapping trial by jury, an ancient right that's said to date back to the Magna Carta 800 years ago"

Labour laying the ground work for a far right government to build on #GMB
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Susanna Reid: From next April Labour are increasing the minimum wage for people over 21 to £12.71 & for those under 21 to £10.85

Page 45 of Labours manifesto last year stated: "Lab will also remove the discriminatory age bands so all adults are entitled to the same minimum wage"
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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what the fuck
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Trial by jury to be scrapped under the pretence of efficiency, with a full fascist takeover just a couple of years away.

Dystopian, unforgivable shit.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Jury trials could be scrapped except in most serious cases
Only cases of alleged murder, rape or manslaughter will be decided by a jury under new proposals to cut court backlogs.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
But not as horrified by 2 years of children being pulled from the rubble in Gaza, for some reason
Keir Starmer has told MPs he was horrified at the sight of a teenage girl being pulled from rubble in Ukraine - as he celebrated his own daughter's birthday.
Starmer voices horror over Ukrainian girl his daughter's age pulled from rubble
www.mirror.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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"I can excuse transphobic abuse of a child, but I draw the line at damaging private property".
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I don't think anyone is saying his racism doesn't matter and of course it should be called out

The issue is that it is done so as an individual flaw rather than as part of a wider political project which has been cleared for decades and enabled by mainstream actors. The latter matters far more
All the supposedly progressive people saying 'Nigel Farage's racism doesn't matter. His fans love it'.

It matters whether the leader of the party leading all the opinion polls is an outright racist. It matters if he called black people 'wogs' and said 'gas them' to Jews. Not everything is a game
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
It's a Guido story but if there's any truth then this is the most Lammy thing Lammy has ever Lammied
David Lammy has reportedly named Bill Cosby as one of his role models
David Lammy 'names Bill Cosby as role model'
www.thenational.scot
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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The Guardian live blog is a goldmine today if you're a fan of people finding polite and professional ways to ask someone what the fuck they think they're doing.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Peter Kyle's facial expression is that of a bumbling chancer permanently amused at how far he's managed to get in life. Which, funnily enough -
Business secretary dismisses claim ‘shambolic’ pre-budget uncertainty has caused hit to growth – UK politics live
Business secretary dismisses claim ‘shambolic’ pre-budget uncertainty has caused hit to growth – UK politics live
Peter Kyle defends government as Reeves faces criticism about pre-budget briefings ahead of Wednesday announcement Severin Carrell is the Guardian’s Scotland editor. The chancellor, Rachel Reeves, is expected to release £14.5m in extra investment for the Grangemouth area on Wednesday to support faltering efforts to provide jobs after the closure of Scotland’s only oil refinery earlier this year. We said we would stand squarely behind communities like Grangemouth, and we meant it. And we’re building on what we have done already by putting millions in as a starter to help put the community on a firm footing and strengthening its places as part of the clean energy revolution. These investments will help deliver a fair transition for Grangemouth, securing jobs for local people way into the future. When I visit business and ask them what most causes anxiety, yes, they do talk about the tax burden. But the single most complained about measure in this government’s programme is not a tax rise. It is the employment rights bill … Nobody did more to hammer business and employees than Kemi Badenoch did as business secretary. Her Tory party crashed the economy – leaving firms and families saddled with sky-high interest rates, rocketing energy costs, and higher prices. Yet they still haven’t apologised. The Conservatives are clear: they’ve declared war on workers. Badenoch already described maternity pay as ‘excessive’ and her cruel plans would mean a return of fire-and-rehire and quashed wages for workers, while she drowns business in red tape all over again. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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On Shabana Mahmood's contemptible attempt to mobilise her identity in support of her sadistic immigration policies, this from Nesrine Malik is exactly what needed saying.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Shabana Mahmood is an avatar of open Britain – that’s what makes her fable about immigration so seductive | Nesrine Malik
‘She is the daughter of immigrants,’ supporters of her cruel asylum policies say. ‘How can she be wrong?’ Let me put them straight, says Guardian columnist Nesrine Malik
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Boris Johnson didn't apologise to Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, even when she told him in person the lasting impact his comments about her had on her detention in Iran, her husband tells the BBC
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Who cares what these 54 people think
54% of Labour members say Keir Starmer should go before the general election, with more than half saying either Burnham or Rayner should replace him
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Second time in a week that someone otherwise intelligent has told me to “use AI” for a task that I would need to check anyway before being relying on it. Butlerian jihad now
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Well that was fucking incredible. He cast a charm spell on the most odious man alive.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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listen

as evil and horrific as this guy is

his comic timing is impeccable
Reporter: Are affirming that you think Trump is a fascist?

Mamdani: We’ve spoken about—

Trump: That’s ok, you can just say it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Went looking for something from the Covid days and found this banger
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM