Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity
@chuckassplanet.bsky.social
geniuses are never respected in their lifetime.
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i only skeet good advice the confusion you might be experiencing is there’s only a small set of the population (mostly cartoon characters that have been rotoscoped into our reality) for whomst the advice actually works.
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Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.
the thing I don’t get about claw clips is you can’t lean back!!! no I can’t just take the clip out and put it back in. this is my hairstyle for the day
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 AM
the thing I don’t get about claw clips is you can’t lean back!!! no I can’t just take the clip out and put it back in. this is my hairstyle for the day
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baby bobby’s bible bullet. bobby bible’s. baby bible’s bullet bonkers
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
baby bobby’s bible bullet. bobby bible’s. baby bible’s bullet bonkers
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shooting up contraband cancer mRNA vaccine behind the Cyber Arby’s in 2034. the Ring camera on the Wells Fargo across the street recognizes my shape using LIDAR and releases an HHS sanctioned Bobby’s Bullet Buddy drone that shoots each of my nuts clean off one at a time
February 11, 2026 at 12:45 AM
shooting up contraband cancer mRNA vaccine behind the Cyber Arby’s in 2034. the Ring camera on the Wells Fargo across the street recognizes my shape using LIDAR and releases an HHS sanctioned Bobby’s Bullet Buddy drone that shoots each of my nuts clean off one at a time
if you don’t feel better after hanging out with friends … well uh… you or your friends suck ?? or well idk… could be an astrological fluke, y’never really know… BUT if it keeps happening… 👀
February 11, 2026 at 4:27 AM
if you don’t feel better after hanging out with friends … well uh… you or your friends suck ?? or well idk… could be an astrological fluke, y’never really know… BUT if it keeps happening… 👀
a hard thing to convince people of is that the reason they are tired is bc they keep staying home bc they are tired. yeah bud. if all you do is go to work, you’re going to be spiritually exhausted. you need a good outing with friends or a protest or a trip to the museum!!!
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 AM
a hard thing to convince people of is that the reason they are tired is bc they keep staying home bc they are tired. yeah bud. if all you do is go to work, you’re going to be spiritually exhausted. you need a good outing with friends or a protest or a trip to the museum!!!
“the trees that once cheered us… they’re hard to look at this month it’s as if there’s some awful truth out there in the trees, its hiding in the branches”
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
“the trees that once cheered us… they’re hard to look at this month it’s as if there’s some awful truth out there in the trees, its hiding in the branches”
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"This has a Spring-like or floral pattern on it; but somebody, on this February day, has abandoned it with its broken shaft like a desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore."
Emmy. Peabody. Murrow.
Weigh him with awards like the desaturating dolor of February weighs on his heart.
Emmy. Peabody. Murrow.
Weigh him with awards like the desaturating dolor of February weighs on his heart.
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
"This has a Spring-like or floral pattern on it; but somebody, on this February day, has abandoned it with its broken shaft like a desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore."
Emmy. Peabody. Murrow.
Weigh him with awards like the desaturating dolor of February weighs on his heart.
Emmy. Peabody. Murrow.
Weigh him with awards like the desaturating dolor of February weighs on his heart.
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
I just realized that when my old roommate moved out, he took the Sexy Maracas. we’ve been without for 5-6 yrs, a real disaster could have happened. Glad I caught this oversight finally!!
February 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I just realized that when my old roommate moved out, he took the Sexy Maracas. we’ve been without for 5-6 yrs, a real disaster could have happened. Glad I caught this oversight finally!!
are all these notifications better than just checking the porch and going “huh. guess I’ll keep waiting”? is this really innovation? will I ever delete the Amazon app?
February 10, 2026 at 8:38 PM
are all these notifications better than just checking the porch and going “huh. guess I’ll keep waiting”? is this really innovation? will I ever delete the Amazon app?
funny how they can predict to the minute when the package will be delivered… but then… it’s not… it’s late. no tracking info at all. “Still coming 📦🙃” it tells me. How is this better than the 90s. all this false info. how many computers does it take to calculate these made up facts?
February 10, 2026 at 8:38 PM
funny how they can predict to the minute when the package will be delivered… but then… it’s not… it’s late. no tracking info at all. “Still coming 📦🙃” it tells me. How is this better than the 90s. all this false info. how many computers does it take to calculate these made up facts?
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are you a better to ask for forgiveness type or the world is yours if you ask nicely type?
February 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
are you a better to ask for forgiveness type or the world is yours if you ask nicely type?
manifesting you find a cowbell wood block and some small cymbals and manifesting that I find a tambourine.
February 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
manifesting you find a cowbell wood block and some small cymbals and manifesting that I find a tambourine.
you don’t have to tell me, in my head rn… ur only this big 🤏
don’t think about any of this in therapy tho.
youtu.be/M137mZI3rLE?...
don’t think about any of this in therapy tho.
youtu.be/M137mZI3rLE?...
Thumpasaurus - Mental Karate (Official Music Video)
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February 10, 2026 at 8:08 PM
you don’t have to tell me, in my head rn… ur only this big 🤏
don’t think about any of this in therapy tho.
youtu.be/M137mZI3rLE?...
don’t think about any of this in therapy tho.
youtu.be/M137mZI3rLE?...
that’s the treatment h8rz get ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
that’s the treatment h8rz get ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
you can try I guess but in my head, I’ve already beat u up.
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
you can try I guess but in my head, I’ve already beat u up.
the individual words you write on a protest sign probably don’t change the hearts of the powers by themselves but they do sway public opinion and send the powerful message of “I’m paying attention, I’m showing up, and I’m so mad I had to do a craft project beforehand”. and that scares them.
February 10, 2026 at 7:53 PM
the individual words you write on a protest sign probably don’t change the hearts of the powers by themselves but they do sway public opinion and send the powerful message of “I’m paying attention, I’m showing up, and I’m so mad I had to do a craft project beforehand”. and that scares them.
Charlie Hustle? close honey but it’s actually Charl Entertainment Hustle , Charl E. for short.
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Charlie Hustle? close honey but it’s actually Charl Entertainment Hustle , Charl E. for short.
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Is this Cow Tools?
February 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Is this Cow Tools?
all my skeets are subskeets to the imagined h8trz in my head. (Whomst are based largely off my previous interactions with h8trz I’ve faced IRL)
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
all my skeets are subskeets to the imagined h8trz in my head. (Whomst are based largely off my previous interactions with h8trz I’ve faced IRL)
“your little bracelets don’t change anything” Well first off you’re wrong but secondly, if the thing you’re doing - nothing - changes nothings, does nothing, why are you judging me for also doing nothing? there’s some disharmonious thinking there, look inward.
February 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
“your little bracelets don’t change anything” Well first off you’re wrong but secondly, if the thing you’re doing - nothing - changes nothings, does nothing, why are you judging me for also doing nothing? there’s some disharmonious thinking there, look inward.
being able to drive & coordinate travel & parking is a skill you can bring to the Revolution.
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
being able to drive & coordinate travel & parking is a skill you can bring to the Revolution.