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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity
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geniuses are never respected in their lifetime.
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i only skeet good advice the confusion you might be experiencing is there’s only a small set of the population (mostly cartoon characters that have been rotoscoped into our reality) for whomst the advice actually works.
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November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Kill the elf on a shelf in your head
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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giving all the woodland animals cigarettes for christmas
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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The degree to which I'd rather know what's up with Demetri Martin right cannot be overstated
Demetri Martin has also been out of the public eye for a decade after being a popular comedian, but because he didn’t have a sexual misconduct scandal that’s just the way fame works so nobody’s editor would sign off on a giant puff piece about redemption.
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i cannot recall another game that has the boys playing so fiendishly. they R ravenously hungry for arc raiders.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
thanksgiving is OVER. thank you!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
this has always been such an inspiring story to me. I’m tearing up right now. just be kind and open to people and for the most part they will mirror the kindness right back to u. An enduring friendship blossomed out of a beautiful human oopsie-daisy
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
whenever it seems like im going thru rough times, remember that nothing will ever be as emotionally devastating as the time n 3rd grade when i misread the vibe of readathon day and showed up in my jammies but it wasn’t a jammies kind of deal and then every kid asked me why i was wearing that.
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
why is the rolling trash can louder than a train
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I used to watch repeats of this show on one of the 400 channels like allll day. I hardly remember it now but it definitely had an impact. I think a lot about the episode where little Pete can’t find the song that’s stuck in ur head.
The Adventures of Pete & Pete has a profound influence on my life and it's a damn shame you can't find it easily.
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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No one wants to be the first. I guarantee that once someone breaks the seal and says something, others will feel more confident doing so moving forward. Courage is contagious
I can’t tell if it’s cowardice or some fucked up sense of decorum that makes no sense in the current environment with this fuckin guy
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Good point
As a card-carrying misogynist, Trump would probably prefer to have women in the room, so he can be seen to exercise his 'power' by abusing them publicly.
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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when I have sleep paralysis I see the hat woman bc I’m a feminist
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i hope that for just today there is a dog heaven and that bubbies is up there lappin up all the grease from the ham pan. i hope there’s a big dining table where everyone sneaks him ham n turkey n green beans n whatever other snacks he likes to be snuck.
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I'm only accepting wholesome posts today. Computer, do not show me any posts about Assholes or Jerks
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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It’s toast treats all round for Pixie and our farmily of animals with Lorna
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your roast walnut!
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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there should be more thursday-based holidays, based purely on their ability to utterly fuck up a work week
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Somebody got paid to write a jingle about Crohn's Disease, and I think that's beautiful.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
dragged the bar stool over to the stove so I can sit n stir. why haven’t I ever done this before
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM