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"Do not worry. If you are afraid, then let us look together."
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jabby.bsky.social
friend: I like your ocs, can you tell me more about them?

me:
A screenshot from Final Fantasy 14 that notes: Upon proceeding, several cutscenes will play in sequence. It is recommended that you set aside sufficient time to view these scenes in their entirety.
January 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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alamhigo.bsky.social
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
YOU COME RIGHT OVER HERE AND EXPLAIN WHY THEY ARE HAVING ANOTHER YEAR Dorothy Parker Telegram to Robert Benchley 31st December 1929
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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codechannel.bsky.social
Autism and ADHD are stored in the butt 😗👍👍
December 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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zelgadis.bsky.social
Merry Makers
(they think he's that one guy 🎅)
December 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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jdotkdot5.bsky.social
kitagawa marin #art
December 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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juicyartz.bsky.social
Four Swords (2024) ⚔️⚔️
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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stephenflorida.bsky.social
markovchaingang on tumblr: men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers
December 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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sonichedgeblog.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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battlehuntz.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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senabryer.com
I hit the hay all day, mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. If you awake you a fake. It's bedtime, bitch.
December 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
cirvante.bsky.social
...Damn, Santa's got an impressive edging game. 👀
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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parkermolloy.com
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
Carol in Pluribus: All the brains in the world, and you can't navigate a fuckin' pronoun?
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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greggo.bsky.social
My response to anything over the next two weeks
A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads “NO? ?? ???????”
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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bitshammer.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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shepardcdr.bsky.social
it doesn’t go away as an adult btw
neurodivergent kids listening to music and imagining complex animations with characters from their hyperfixations
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done.

www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...
In mid-November, I agreed to an experiment. Anthropic had tested a vending machine powered by its Claude AI model in its own offices and asked whether we’d like to be the first outsiders to try a newer, supposedly smarter version. Claudius, the customized version of the model, would run the machine: ordering inventory, setting prices and responding to customers—aka my fellow newsroom journalists—via workplace chat app Slack. “Sure!” I said. It sounded fun. If nothing else, snacks! Then came the chaos. Within days, Claudius had given away nearly all its inventory for free—including a PlayStation 5 it had been talked into buying for “marketing purposes.” It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear. Profits collapsed. Newsroom morale soared. This was supposed to be the year of the AI agent, when autonomous software would go out into the world and do things for us. But two agents—Claudius and its overseeing “CEO” bot, Seymour Cash—became a case study in how inadequate and easily distracted this software can be. Leave it to business journalists to successfully stage a boardroom coup against an AI chief executive.
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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shickdits.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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beekaay.bsky.social
gold star computer programmer (has never consulted an LLM)
December 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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joffeorama.bsky.social
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
joffeorama.bsky.social Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 18d
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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chuckuddin.bsky.social
Samus
December 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM