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Kevin
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Camp Kesem alum. Shutdown Fullcast Live Show Hall of Fame inductee. Recreational spreadsheeter for Sickos Committee. Do good recklessly.
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Alabama seems to be suffering from a severe Bout It deficiency
Physical: Asia
January 28, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Soviet foreign minister having to tell the Americans that they have indeed lost another submarine
Nah this is crazy this guy is gonna kill himself by week 6
January 27, 2026 at 9:51 PM
He needs to change his name to Mike because coaches named Mike Mc___ will always get another NFL job
Everything the Bills have done since firing McDermott has only improved my opinion of McDermott as a coach
January 27, 2026 at 5:47 PM
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Local bovine goes home disappointed after learning SS is not short for step stool
January 27, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Look, I get it. When your only point of comparison is the Houthi PC Small Group, things like "vetting who is in your Signal chat" seem like the work of highly trained professionals
January 26, 2026 at 9:38 PM
www.maptap.gg January 26
100🎯 95🏅 94🏅 100🎯 97🔥
Final score: 974
January 26, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I haven't watched an NFL pregame show this season. Have we been doing sponsored parlay segments all year?
January 25, 2026 at 11:29 PM
... "To that end I'm ordering the Minnesota state police to arrest anyone, federal agent or otherwise, that interferes with our thorough investigation of today's events."

Right?

Right?
Walz: "I'm rejecting the rust to judgment within 15 minutes of this, which they did last time. That's why you need to have a fair investigation ... they already slandered this individual ... they're telling you not to trust your eyes and ears ... there will be justice ... we can't live like this."
January 24, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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Not that Fifa will do it, but Federal agents repeatedly killing innocent people in the streets in broad daylight with multiple witnesses and without accountability seems like a justifiable a reason to have World Cup hosting duties taken away.
January 24, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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MINNESOTA VERSION OF COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS
January 23, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Our Lord of the Spreadsheets Kevin decided to actually make a cold brew Miller Latte, the results were… gritty??
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Side question: you have to request to interview someone who is already on your staff? Who's going to say no? Can a team deny it's own interview request?
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Indiana has successfully found a way to score without letting Miami's D line on the field.
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Bain was about as held as it is possible for one player to be and still got the sack
January 20, 2026 at 2:45 AM
That Doink sounded so good on the skycam feed
January 20, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Purdy having the longest time to throw since 2016 tonight is wild when Shedeur Sanders played half a season this year
January 18, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Come watch me make bad decisions
The lineup: normal coldbrew that I'll be mixing 50/50 with light beer (leftovers from a Jags tailgate. Not buying new beer for this), cold brew brew (coldbrew made with beer instead of water), and more milk than I'd want.

All lattes will be over ice because we leave the hot beers to Penn State fans
January 17, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Thinking about those Friday beers (ominous)
January 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
It's true. If you give a Kevin a dinosaur you've won us over for life.
This is Kevin. He's a reactive dog getting some training to be more comfortable. His trainer brought him to a pet store for some socialization where they learned he is no longer reactive when given a giant stuffed dinosaur. 14/10 (TT: katieandtatesfostermates)
January 16, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Getting to this week's @channel6.bsky.social a bit late, but much like Carrero Blanco jokes it only gets better with age

channel-6.ghost.io/antifa-manni...
ANTIFA MANNINGCAST, PART 2
Americans won't accept the Falcons outright; but that’s what the playoffs are for. We keep feeding them small doses of football until they finally wake up and find out Falcons football is back.
channel-6.ghost.io
January 16, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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I mean yeah, a lot of them suck. Some of us from these bumfuck (extremely offensive, homophobic, and generalizing term btw) towns had the guts to stay and try to make things better for the brown, queer, and poor folks who don’t have the privilege of uprooting their lives. Sure, though, go off.
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM