Flecktarn Van Zandt
@cl8onrob.bsky.social
They call me the Woker
Thinking about the time a bodega cat was killed by a waymo in SF so a bunch of people jumped one and burned it to the ground
At least 25 instances of driverless death traps illegally endangering the lives of children.
Their response, "Well, we haven't killed a kid yet!"
www.kxan.com/investigatio...
Their response, "Well, we haven't killed a kid yet!"
www.kxan.com/investigatio...
NTSB opens investigation into Waymo vehicles passing stopped Austin ISD buses
The National Transportation Safety Board has opened a safety investigation after multiple Waymo driverless vehicles were caught on camera passing stopped school buses in Austin.
www.kxan.com
January 24, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Thinking about the time a bodega cat was killed by a waymo in SF so a bunch of people jumped one and burned it to the ground
I think we're a month away from kristi noem calling Minnesota the USSR of the USA
January 24, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I think we're a month away from kristi noem calling Minnesota the USSR of the USA
Maga cultists are saying it's a stigmata cuz he's literally Jesus
January 22, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Maga cultists are saying it's a stigmata cuz he's literally Jesus
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.@PabloReports: What do you make of Trump’s cognitive decline?
Crockett: I honestly don’t think he was equipped to be sworn into office in the first place.
Crockett: I honestly don’t think he was equipped to be sworn into office in the first place.
January 21, 2026 at 10:30 PM
.@PabloReports: What do you make of Trump’s cognitive decline?
Crockett: I honestly don’t think he was equipped to be sworn into office in the first place.
Crockett: I honestly don’t think he was equipped to be sworn into office in the first place.
Any day now he's gonna fall asleep during a meeting and never wake up
January 20, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Any day now he's gonna fall asleep during a meeting and never wake up
How I'm gonna be moving during a zoom training today after starting work at 5 am
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 PM
How I'm gonna be moving during a zoom training today after starting work at 5 am
Thinking about my former boss who had this hanging up in her office. She got canned for embezzlement no joke.
January 19, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Thinking about my former boss who had this hanging up in her office. She got canned for embezzlement no joke.
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watched Nausicaä for the first time last night
January 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
watched Nausicaä for the first time last night
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I wonder if JD vance is working on his version of the secret speech right now
January 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I wonder if JD vance is working on his version of the secret speech right now
Seeing this makes me feel proud to be an Oregonian
January 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Seeing this makes me feel proud to be an Oregonian
Rural Oregon by the end of 2026
January 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Rural Oregon by the end of 2026
White people love to be named "Fannie Farmer"
January 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
White people love to be named "Fannie Farmer"
Mf should've asked halliburton
Trump said he was displeased by the Exxon CEO’s comments that Venezuela was “uninvestable.”
Exxon Shares Drop After Trump Says He May Keep Them Out Of Venezuela After CEO’s ‘Uninvestable’ Remarks
Trump said he was displeased by the Exxon CEO’s comments that Venezuela was “uninvestable.”
www.forbes.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Mf should've asked halliburton
I really wonder how many of these people commenting voted for Trump at least once
Sentiment check: r/wallstreetbets is absolutely libbing out, indistinguishable from Bsky.
January 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I really wonder how many of these people commenting voted for Trump at least once
Beiyang government psychosis
January 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Beiyang government psychosis
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We got Paul Bremer at home
WELKER: Mr. Secretary, are you running Venezuela right now?
MARCO RUBIO: Yeah. People are fixating on that. Here's the bottom line -- we expect to see changes in Venezuela
MARCO RUBIO: Yeah. People are fixating on that. Here's the bottom line -- we expect to see changes in Venezuela
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
We got Paul Bremer at home
My brother in Christ you are the fortunate son
Trump posts footage of the Maduro raid set to "Fortunate Son" -- a protest song about the Vietnam War draft
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
My brother in Christ you are the fortunate son
They don't want you to know this but it's fine to eat kiwi with the skin on
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
They don't want you to know this but it's fine to eat kiwi with the skin on
They didn't even have the courtesy to do a false flag attack this time around
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
They didn't even have the courtesy to do a false flag attack this time around
Halliburton to the moon
January 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Halliburton to the moon