Brian Smith
@theactualbrian.bsky.social
I am the Brian, thy Brian.
Thou shalt have no other Brians before me!
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Thou shalt have no other Brians before me!
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Brian Smith
@theactualbrian.bsky.social
· Jun 22
I accidentally deleted the old post, but I still blame Garland.
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Reviews obviously written by "AI."
They "fixed" it by making the names different.
They "fixed" it by making the names different.
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Reviews obviously written by "AI."
They "fixed" it by making the names different.
They "fixed" it by making the names different.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Oh, I'm sure they were bribed, but none of them want to chance or with the current set of morons.
Weapons makers have 'conned' US military into buying expensive equipment, Army Secretary says - www.reuters.com/business/aer...
Weapons makers have 'conned' US military into buying expensive equipment, Army Secretary says - www.reuters.com/business/aer...
www.reuters.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Oh, I'm sure they were bribed, but none of them want to chance or with the current set of morons.
Weapons makers have 'conned' US military into buying expensive equipment, Army Secretary says - www.reuters.com/business/aer...
Weapons makers have 'conned' US military into buying expensive equipment, Army Secretary says - www.reuters.com/business/aer...
I mean, if you want your kids to be pissed off.
Toy makers rush into ‘blind box’ trend for holidays following Labubu craze - www.reuters.com/business/ret...
Toy makers rush into ‘blind box’ trend for holidays following Labubu craze - www.reuters.com/business/ret...
www.reuters.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I mean, if you want your kids to be pissed off.
Toy makers rush into ‘blind box’ trend for holidays following Labubu craze - www.reuters.com/business/ret...
Toy makers rush into ‘blind box’ trend for holidays following Labubu craze - www.reuters.com/business/ret...
Doing the science end of this is important, which means replicating the experiment again and again to see if results are consistent.
How many billionaires do we have?
How many billionaires do we have?
How do we convince the workers in our country to understand this without the experiment?
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Doing the science end of this is important, which means replicating the experiment again and again to see if results are consistent.
How many billionaires do we have?
How many billionaires do we have?
A man who manipulated young girls into sex slavery so the most powerful people in the world could rape them, very likely as an intelligence operation to control and blackmail the world's leaders thinks Trump is the worst person he's met and is extremely dangerous.
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
A man who manipulated young girls into sex slavery so the most powerful people in the world could rape them, very likely as an intelligence operation to control and blackmail the world's leaders thinks Trump is the worst person he's met and is extremely dangerous.
They'll use this argument, because there's a kernel of truth to it.
Underaged. It's rape. Period.
Prepubescent rape. That's a pedophile.
Pubescent, underaged CHILD being RAPED. Horrific. Terribly damaging. Not technically a pedophile.
They'll hide in that technically and scream their heads off.
Underaged. It's rape. Period.
Prepubescent rape. That's a pedophile.
Pubescent, underaged CHILD being RAPED. Horrific. Terribly damaging. Not technically a pedophile.
They'll hide in that technically and scream their heads off.
It's called age of consent. Regardless of age if consent was not given then it was sexual assault.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Megyn Kelly Wonders if Jeffrey Epstein Was Actually ‘Not a Pedophile’: ‘There’s a Difference Between a 15-Year-Old and a 5-Year-Old’ | Video
Megyn Kelly is catching a lot of backlash for wondering if Jeffrey Epstein was actually "not a pedophile."
www.yahoo.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
They'll use this argument, because there's a kernel of truth to it.
Underaged. It's rape. Period.
Prepubescent rape. That's a pedophile.
Pubescent, underaged CHILD being RAPED. Horrific. Terribly damaging. Not technically a pedophile.
They'll hide in that technically and scream their heads off.
Underaged. It's rape. Period.
Prepubescent rape. That's a pedophile.
Pubescent, underaged CHILD being RAPED. Horrific. Terribly damaging. Not technically a pedophile.
They'll hide in that technically and scream their heads off.
What about now? After Chuck failed again,a bunch of old, greedy "moderates" sold out, and they gave Republicans everything they wanted and gained nothing?
Democrats more energized for 2026 elections than Republicans, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds - www.reuters.com/world/us/dem...
Democrats more energized for 2026 elections than Republicans, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds - www.reuters.com/world/us/dem...
www.reuters.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
What about now? After Chuck failed again,a bunch of old, greedy "moderates" sold out, and they gave Republicans everything they wanted and gained nothing?
Democrats more energized for 2026 elections than Republicans, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds - www.reuters.com/world/us/dem...
Democrats more energized for 2026 elections than Republicans, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds - www.reuters.com/world/us/dem...
@barackobama.bsky.social , did you ever have "routine" MRIs as president?
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt was asked Wednesday about her promise earlier this month that she would follow up with President Donald Trump to find out more about why he had an MRI in October. https://to.pbs.org/4nSuL88
WATCH: White House says Trump's MRI was part of 'routine physical examination'
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt did not specify what part of President Donald Trump’s body was imaged in the scan in October.
to.pbs.org
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
@barackobama.bsky.social , did you ever have "routine" MRIs as president?
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This is what they were trying to avoid and it's just the tip of the iceberg.
House Democrats release Epstein papers saying Trump 'knew about the girls'
www.reuters.com/world/us/hou...
House Democrats release Epstein papers saying Trump 'knew about the girls'
www.reuters.com/world/us/hou...
www.reuters.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This is what they were trying to avoid and it's just the tip of the iceberg.
House Democrats release Epstein papers saying Trump 'knew about the girls'
www.reuters.com/world/us/hou...
House Democrats release Epstein papers saying Trump 'knew about the girls'
www.reuters.com/world/us/hou...
He's bored and wants more MAGA rallies or they desperately need him out of the way so he'll stop fucking up day to day operations.
Perhaps even a shot at expiration from exhaustion or an unfortunate plane accident.
Perhaps even a shot at expiration from exhaustion or an unfortunate plane accident.
The president will discuss the economy, but he will also provide important updates about Hannibal Lecter's dinner plans and Arnold Palmer's substantial penis. Additionally, his team of military physicians will reveal the record-setting results of his latest cognitive testing.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
He's bored and wants more MAGA rallies or they desperately need him out of the way so he'll stop fucking up day to day operations.
Perhaps even a shot at expiration from exhaustion or an unfortunate plane accident.
Perhaps even a shot at expiration from exhaustion or an unfortunate plane accident.
This was two days ago.
GODDAMMIT, CHUCK!
You had them over a barrel and you helped them up and bent over the barrel yourself.
youtu.be/FXyHhOnT3nw?...
GODDAMMIT, CHUCK!
You had them over a barrel and you helped them up and bent over the barrel yourself.
youtu.be/FXyHhOnT3nw?...
Who will voters blame for the government shutdown?
YouTube video by Washington Week PBS
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This was two days ago.
GODDAMMIT, CHUCK!
You had them over a barrel and you helped them up and bent over the barrel yourself.
youtu.be/FXyHhOnT3nw?...
GODDAMMIT, CHUCK!
You had them over a barrel and you helped them up and bent over the barrel yourself.
youtu.be/FXyHhOnT3nw?...
Of course he did.
They were chosen because they're retiring or don't have an election soon.
They were chosen because they're retiring or don't have an election soon.
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Of course he did.
They were chosen because they're retiring or don't have an election soon.
They were chosen because they're retiring or don't have an election soon.
I want to steal this and use it, often.
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I want to steal this and use it, often.
Yee-haw, y'all!
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Yee-haw, y'all!
And Democrats VOTED for this???
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
And Democrats VOTED for this???
Well, he couldn't get an open revolt as an excuse for Martial law, so this will have to do.
So he’s saying all the tariff money we took in is gone and we won’t be able to pay it back. There was always a possibility he could lose this lawsuit and have to refund the tariff money. We didn’t prepare for that possibility? He’s running the govt like he ran his casinos.
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Well, he couldn't get an open revolt as an excuse for Martial law, so this will have to do.
So, the shutdown is a "hoax?"
Like, it's not real?
Also, you can "rEcOmmEnD" whatever you want, it ain't happening and they're not fooled.
You can't "dOcK" anything.
Some of this could be actionable in court.
Like, it's not real?
Also, you can "rEcOmmEnD" whatever you want, it ain't happening and they're not fooled.
You can't "dOcK" anything.
Some of this could be actionable in court.
The President wouldn't last five minutes as an air traffic controller, and after everything they've been through - and the way this administration has treated them from Day One - he has no business shitting on them now.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
So, the shutdown is a "hoax?"
Like, it's not real?
Also, you can "rEcOmmEnD" whatever you want, it ain't happening and they're not fooled.
You can't "dOcK" anything.
Some of this could be actionable in court.
Like, it's not real?
Also, you can "rEcOmmEnD" whatever you want, it ain't happening and they're not fooled.
You can't "dOcK" anything.
Some of this could be actionable in court.
Religious freedom only if you're white and Christian conservative.
US Supreme Court poised to reject Rastafarian man shaved bald in prison - www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
US Supreme Court poised to reject Rastafarian man shaved bald in prison - www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
www.reuters.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Religious freedom only if you're white and Christian conservative.
US Supreme Court poised to reject Rastafarian man shaved bald in prison - www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
US Supreme Court poised to reject Rastafarian man shaved bald in prison - www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
"I got them to give me the promise of a vote that has no hope of passing just so everyone will have it on record where people stand" means you got nothing and have away everything.
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"I got them to give me the promise of a vote that has no hope of passing just so everyone will have it on record where people stand" means you got nothing and have away everything.