Kepler 05
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Kepler 05
@keplerzerofive.bsky.social
26 // he/him // 🐀
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The players opening up about this have to play their games in stadiums plastered with the logos of these casinos, and the broadcasts of those games are packed with ads for the same casinos. A colossal betrayal and failure from the league
Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Love to see community action against this AI nonsense! neighborhoodview.org/2025/11/13/d...
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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An exit strategy with preservation in place for when support is ended and for example where online servers are shut down. How will players be able to continue enjoying the game after you no longer support it? Open sourcing code, allowing for private servers without reverse engineering etc.
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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in the army you learn to tell who's who by smell. for instance a corporal is a little rank
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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We have to keep shoveling all money, labor, water, and the environment into this mulcher so it will one day attain sentience and solve climate change, the first of which is impossible and the latter is a problem we have known the cause of and solution to for over a hundred years
is it better for countries to invest in boring things like transport and energy infrastructure or should they invest all their money in useless chatbots that talk in reddit-voice on the vague and completely unsubstantiated hope that they'll be able to do something profitable one day
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Reminder of what you're supporting by staying on Twitter.
November 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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GOOD THINGS ARE ALWAYS POSSIBLE.

FUCK DOOMERISM. ALWAYS PUSH FORWARD.
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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GET FUCKED CONSERVATIVES
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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we put together a megathread of onion articles on one of americas favorite now dead war criminals, some real gems in here
In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Censorship is now coming for your dnd and your warhammer and your farming sim, they don't care if it's not adult content. They wanted everything
MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”

fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
How is Mastercard Preventing Payment Fraud at Scale?
Announcing Threat Intelligence at Money 20/20 US, Mastercard showcases its latest technology in preventing fraud, combining insights from Recorded Future
fintechmagazine.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Fashion enjoyers, this one is for you!

From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨

Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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💚
October 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Redditor asks how things are looking at strip clubs, a known indicator of economic downturn. The answers are pretty bleak (albeit not all responses are from strippers)

www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...
October 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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bro that's crazy I can't believe it
October 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Preview.
October 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡
Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro says 'I'd rather die' than use generative AI
Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains.
www.npr.org
October 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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my one and only major demand for phones is "ridiculous battery life because I am a degenerate who is always looking at bluesky on my phone" and my upgrade timelines are based on when my previous battery starts to degrade

you cannot sell me on less battery life
October 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Rabbet....
July 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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22 Years of Twokinds!
October 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Day 21: Mechanical

OKAY!

#gobtober #gobtober2025
October 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM