Brian Smith
@theactualbrian.bsky.social
I am the Brian, thy Brian.
Thou shalt have no other Brians before me!
Sorry, but I don't do DMs.
Thou shalt have no other Brians before me!
Sorry, but I don't do DMs.
*Necessary Roughness
MOTHER DUCKING AUTOCORRECT!!!
Stop adding shirt!!!
MOTHER DUCKING AUTOCORRECT!!!
Stop adding shirt!!!
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
*Necessary Roughness
MOTHER DUCKING AUTOCORRECT!!!
Stop adding shirt!!!
MOTHER DUCKING AUTOCORRECT!!!
Stop adding shirt!!!
Because he's intelligent enough, just enough, to full well realize what he's doing and how degrading it is to him.
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Because he's intelligent enough, just enough, to full well realize what he's doing and how degrading it is to him.
Pretty much. When they're really young, like 6-10, they'll totally rationalize terrible ideas and it's believable.
After that, it needs to be more like a snap, emotional reaction for it to work and not just feel awkward or like a convenient plot device.
After that, it needs to be more like a snap, emotional reaction for it to work and not just feel awkward or like a convenient plot device.
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Pretty much. When they're really young, like 6-10, they'll totally rationalize terrible ideas and it's believable.
After that, it needs to be more like a snap, emotional reaction for it to work and not just feel awkward or like a convenient plot device.
After that, it needs to be more like a snap, emotional reaction for it to work and not just feel awkward or like a convenient plot device.
*words
MOTHER DUCKING AUTOCORRECT!!!
MOTHER DUCKING AUTOCORRECT!!!
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
*words
MOTHER DUCKING AUTOCORRECT!!!
MOTHER DUCKING AUTOCORRECT!!!
Don't tempt me with a good time!
🤣
🤣
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Don't tempt me with a good time!
🤣
🤣
You lost them when your sentence was more than a few works long.
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You lost them when your sentence was more than a few works long.
Good for you!
Some of us can't.
Some of us can't.
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Good for you!
Some of us can't.
Some of us can't.
Same.
Maybe younger characters, because they're not emotionally mature yet and you connect with those mistakes, but adults screwing up because of their feelings had better be done really, REALLY well or I'm just yelling at them to not be a dumbass and why do I care about your self inflicted wounds.
Maybe younger characters, because they're not emotionally mature yet and you connect with those mistakes, but adults screwing up because of their feelings had better be done really, REALLY well or I'm just yelling at them to not be a dumbass and why do I care about your self inflicted wounds.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Same.
Maybe younger characters, because they're not emotionally mature yet and you connect with those mistakes, but adults screwing up because of their feelings had better be done really, REALLY well or I'm just yelling at them to not be a dumbass and why do I care about your self inflicted wounds.
Maybe younger characters, because they're not emotionally mature yet and you connect with those mistakes, but adults screwing up because of their feelings had better be done really, REALLY well or I'm just yelling at them to not be a dumbass and why do I care about your self inflicted wounds.
It's just plausible, but some people need help with how humans make decisions.
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It's just plausible, but some people need help with how humans make decisions.
@jay.bsky.team
Unless you're still waffling over whether or not it's good to act like an entitled child and antagonize your users, maybe work on implementing something useful, like what 🤮 Xhitter just did.
Show where accounts are posting from and who they're affiliated with.
Stop the trolls.
Unless you're still waffling over whether or not it's good to act like an entitled child and antagonize your users, maybe work on implementing something useful, like what 🤮 Xhitter just did.
Show where accounts are posting from and who they're affiliated with.
Stop the trolls.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
@jay.bsky.team
Unless you're still waffling over whether or not it's good to act like an entitled child and antagonize your users, maybe work on implementing something useful, like what 🤮 Xhitter just did.
Show where accounts are posting from and who they're affiliated with.
Stop the trolls.
Unless you're still waffling over whether or not it's good to act like an entitled child and antagonize your users, maybe work on implementing something useful, like what 🤮 Xhitter just did.
Show where accounts are posting from and who they're affiliated with.
Stop the trolls.
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
@jay.bsky.team
Unless you're still waffling over whether or not it's good to act like an entitled child and antagonize your users, maybe work on implementing something useful, like what 🤮 Xhitter just did.
Show where accounts are posting from and who they're affiliated with.
Stop the trolls.
Unless you're still waffling over whether or not it's good to act like an entitled child and antagonize your users, maybe work on implementing something useful, like what 🤮 Xhitter just did.
Show where accounts are posting from and who they're affiliated with.
Stop the trolls.
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It saves phone battery and has better contrast for reading in any light.
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It saves phone battery and has better contrast for reading in any light.
We need this feature here.
The trolls are here. We need to know who they are.
The trolls are here. We need to know who they are.
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We need this feature here.
The trolls are here. We need to know who they are.
The trolls are here. We need to know who they are.
"yOu SeeM tO bE A sTrAw mAn i cOnStRuCtEd!!! hErE aRe mOrE sTrAw mEn!!!"
--you
And where does that contradict the fact that traffic violations are civil offenses and not criminal acts, fanatical troll who argues like a MAGA who wants undocumented immigrants arrested?
--you
And where does that contradict the fact that traffic violations are civil offenses and not criminal acts, fanatical troll who argues like a MAGA who wants undocumented immigrants arrested?
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"yOu SeeM tO bE A sTrAw mAn i cOnStRuCtEd!!! hErE aRe mOrE sTrAw mEn!!!"
--you
And where does that contradict the fact that traffic violations are civil offenses and not criminal acts, fanatical troll who argues like a MAGA who wants undocumented immigrants arrested?
--you
And where does that contradict the fact that traffic violations are civil offenses and not criminal acts, fanatical troll who argues like a MAGA who wants undocumented immigrants arrested?
DO AS I DEMAND!!!
WAAAAAAAAAA!!!
--You
Also, that's simply a lie.
WAAAAAAAAAA!!!
--You
Also, that's simply a lie.
a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves
ALT: a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
DO AS I DEMAND!!!
WAAAAAAAAAA!!!
--You
Also, that's simply a lie.
WAAAAAAAAAA!!!
--You
Also, that's simply a lie.
🙄
Yeah, let's build a bunch of houses with no way to get to them.
Yeah, let's build a bunch of houses with no way to get to them.
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
🙄
Yeah, let's build a bunch of houses with no way to get to them.
Yeah, let's build a bunch of houses with no way to get to them.