Brian Smith
@theactualbrian.bsky.social
I am the Brian, thy Brian.
Thou shalt have no other Brians before me!
Sorry, but I don't do DMs.
Thou shalt have no other Brians before me!
Sorry, but I don't do DMs.
And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Every day you meet quite a few
So, you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swingin' on a star
Every day you meet quite a few
So, you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swingin' on a star
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Every day you meet quite a few
So, you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swingin' on a star
Every day you meet quite a few
So, you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swingin' on a star
A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook
He can't write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
Ha, and though he's slippery, he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You might grow up to be a fish
He can't write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
Ha, and though he's slippery, he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You might grow up to be a fish
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook
He can't write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
Ha, and though he's slippery, he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You might grow up to be a fish
He can't write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
Ha, and though he's slippery, he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You might grow up to be a fish
A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Reviews obviously written by "AI."
They "fixed" it by making the names different.
They "fixed" it by making the names different.
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Reviews obviously written by "AI."
They "fixed" it by making the names different.
They "fixed" it by making the names different.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Plus, this is bullshit.
Depending on the laptop, it would take about five minutes.
If you're using a laptop that takes longer than that, you made a poor choice.
Depending on the laptop, it would take about five minutes.
If you're using a laptop that takes longer than that, you made a poor choice.
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Plus, this is bullshit.
Depending on the laptop, it would take about five minutes.
If you're using a laptop that takes longer than that, you made a poor choice.
Depending on the laptop, it would take about five minutes.
If you're using a laptop that takes longer than that, you made a poor choice.
Dude, you're so damned close. SO close.
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Dude, you're so damned close. SO close.
A man who manipulated young girls into sex slavery so the most powerful people in the world could rape them, very likely as an intelligence operation to control and blackmail the world's leaders thinks Trump is the worst person he's met and is extremely dangerous.
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
A man who manipulated young girls into sex slavery so the most powerful people in the world could rape them, very likely as an intelligence operation to control and blackmail the world's leaders thinks Trump is the worst person he's met and is extremely dangerous.
He looks like shit!
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
He looks like shit!
Awww! That's so cute!
They still think I'm religious and trying to upset me with religious stuff, and also can't take the fact that they fucked up, so they manufactured an excuse to reply and immediately block me.
Damn. That's sad.
They still think I'm religious and trying to upset me with religious stuff, and also can't take the fact that they fucked up, so they manufactured an excuse to reply and immediately block me.
Damn. That's sad.
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Awww! That's so cute!
They still think I'm religious and trying to upset me with religious stuff, and also can't take the fact that they fucked up, so they manufactured an excuse to reply and immediately block me.
Damn. That's sad.
They still think I'm religious and trying to upset me with religious stuff, and also can't take the fact that they fucked up, so they manufactured an excuse to reply and immediately block me.
Damn. That's sad.
Meh. It's been done.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Meh. It's been done.
You should both take more care.
"Sodomites"
"Sodomites"
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You should both take more care.
"Sodomites"
"Sodomites"
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I wonder what they get for giving in?
They had to be bribed. Republicans could have ended this at any time, but they're only acting now that it's obvious that they're being blamed for the showdown.
www.kvue.com/mobile/artic...
They had to be bribed. Republicans could have ended this at any time, but they're only acting now that it's obvious that they're being blamed for the showdown.
www.kvue.com/mobile/artic...
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I wonder what they get for giving in?
They had to be bribed. Republicans could have ended this at any time, but they're only acting now that it's obvious that they're being blamed for the showdown.
www.kvue.com/mobile/artic...
They had to be bribed. Republicans could have ended this at any time, but they're only acting now that it's obvious that they're being blamed for the showdown.
www.kvue.com/mobile/artic...
Doonesbury for the win, again.
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Doonesbury for the win, again.
Charlie Brown: Dark Mode
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Charlie Brown: Dark Mode
