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Calamity Jayhem
@clamityjayhem.bsky.social
Just a broken headed dumbshit trying to exist without hurting anyone. Never met an animal I didn't love.
Feeding the geese at the lake by me grapes, blueberries and bananas has become a fun random hobby of mine. I love how they've just accepted this lil duck into their gaggle
August 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I know it's bad for them to have potato chips, but it was a few crumbs after grapes, strawberries and bananas. They're technically wild geese, but they act like this to anyone. So I figured make sure they get random healthy snacks (plus crumbs of bad treats)
August 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Just saw an ad pushing beef tallow as a cheap moisturizer.
The same stuff injected in dry, stringy, tough cuts of meat before cooking it to make it more juicy.
Like, natural products are environmental and all...
But...
This feels weird
August 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Time to see how anonymous this job survey is. Question was essentially what they can provide to help me perform my job better; my answer, emotional support flamethrower.
If I get a call to the office in the next few weeks, I'll assume that anonymity wasn't all that anonymous
January 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
youtu.be/QEQOvyGbBtY?...

Important PSA unrelated to anything whatsoever
Whitest Kids U Know: It's illegal to say...
YouTube video by Kamatzu
youtu.be
January 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I wonder who was the more frustrating pictionary player to have on your team, Picasso or Dali
January 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My new guilty pleasure is using a free streaming app without signing in. I'm getting commercials anyway, might as well let them go crazy.
January 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Story ideas I came up with that I'll probably procrastinate on(so if some creative type sees this and likes the idea enough to actually work on it it's yours)
Assassin whose cover story is a being a pro wrestler traveling the indie circuit. I'm pretty sure it's already been done though
January 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
@baldursgatememes.bsky.social
You think Larian will regret bringing mods to console after I did this?
(I used summon rune powder barrel from the entrance of the goblin camp all the way to the camp itself)
Does this count as a crime against humanity (goblinity?)
November 18, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Everytime I see this come up on any of my other socials, a part of me empathizes with this person.
November 18, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I was gonna treat myself to a hungryman hero for breakfast, but the Floofman seems to have other plans. Guess I'm "stuck" here until he decides to do something else
November 17, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Still getting used to opening a social media app that isn't driven by ragebait and disinformation. So refreshing
November 16, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Reposted by Calamity Jayhem
Share this and follow us if you NEVER once voted for Donald Trump!
November 15, 2024 at 9:54 PM
A nice weather day off, a full cart AND a full grinder, and the option to day drink. It's times like this I realize I haven't matured beyond my early twenties.
November 15, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I'm seeing a lot of introductory cat posts, so here's Eduardo Floofman of the Lower Flooflands in the Upper Floof Peninsula
#catsofbluesky
November 14, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Howdy bluesky people. Decided to hop over here to see how it goes. Maybe I'll actually be more active on this app
November 14, 2024 at 4:58 PM