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Calamity Jayhem
@clamityjayhem.bsky.social
Just a broken headed dumbshit trying to exist without hurting anyone. Never met an animal I didn't love.
As someone who's stuck here, if you see it on TV about us and think it's satire, it's actually understating things
August 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Fun coincidence I decided to blast Led Zeppelin while playing BG3 "for ambience" (nothing to do with my bit of "fresh air" on the back deck) while clearing out Rosymorn. Fun times having The Crunge play while I'm doing the boss fight. Kinda added to my character's "morally dark gray" angle I'm doing
August 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Some of these kids need to pursue pro wrestling; Kajun Watterson, Cutter Kelly, Ace & Burk Austin, Jhett Steele, Kash Martin. Like, they just need the right gimmick and their names sell themselves
August 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I remember a candidate getting his career ended for ending a speech with an enthusiastic "Yeah!"
(I think there was also an over enthusiastic "yahoo" one too)
August 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
That list reads like rosters from an off brand baseball sim with no licensing rights I used to play
August 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Console still runs, and sadly it's allowed me to find more places to turn into volcanic glass(if Larian would add in a terrain modifier)
May 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Take a grain of salt, maybe Cheese found a warm home?
January 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
*free not tree, jeezoos I just saw that typo
January 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
*this started as "OMG! Eduardo Floofman is laying in my lap like a cat in my phone! I have my phone in my hand, I can take a pic!", and this is the pic I got
January 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
You can have the best pic I can get from this cuddly, photogenic-but-derpy floof boy that looks looks like your cuddle butt for tree
January 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The Low Down radio station in GTA 5. Don't know if that counts as an actual soundtrack, but it's my go to music for all my GTAO shenanigans
January 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You know who's coming to town soon don't you?
November 18, 2024 at 5:17 AM
I see no bimbo in that pic though
November 18, 2024 at 5:16 AM
You're stronger than you know. I don't want to assume anything due to me being an uneducated asshat, but you will find it. You've lived and survived this long. You will find that warm, welcoming, safe hug(doesn't have to be a literal hug) you need.
November 18, 2024 at 5:11 AM
*pink shorts, not punk (damn fat thumbs)
November 18, 2024 at 5:04 AM
If we're talking punk shorts, definitely a charge (on the play and probably getting one). Why do I feel like I'm going to read about this ignot in my local news?
November 18, 2024 at 5:03 AM