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Calamity Jayhem
@clamityjayhem.bsky.social
Just a broken headed dumbshit trying to exist without hurting anyone. Never met an animal I didn't love.
Feeding the geese at the lake by me grapes, blueberries and bananas has become a fun random hobby of mine. I love how they've just accepted this lil duck into their gaggle
August 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I know it's bad for them to have potato chips, but it was a few crumbs after grapes, strawberries and bananas. They're technically wild geese, but they act like this to anyone. So I figured make sure they get random healthy snacks (plus crumbs of bad treats)
August 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You can have the best pic I can get from this cuddly, photogenic-but-derpy floof boy that looks looks like your cuddle butt for tree
January 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
@baldursgatememes.bsky.social
You think Larian will regret bringing mods to console after I did this?
(I used summon rune powder barrel from the entrance of the goblin camp all the way to the camp itself)
Does this count as a crime against humanity (goblinity?)
November 18, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Everytime I see this come up on any of my other socials, a part of me empathizes with this person.
November 18, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I was gonna treat myself to a hungryman hero for breakfast, but the Floofman seems to have other plans. Guess I'm "stuck" here until he decides to do something else
November 17, 2024 at 1:55 PM
I'm seeing a lot of introductory cat posts, so here's Eduardo Floofman of the Lower Flooflands in the Upper Floof Peninsula
#catsofbluesky
November 14, 2024 at 5:51 PM