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@clarissadelune.bsky.social
Hi! Fan acc into music (esp. rock/metal, classical, & epic), books, shows, movies, anime, comics, science, humanities, arts, & progressive politics. Aspiring musician & writer. 🔞

Latest works:
https://linktr.ee/valentinedeclaire
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Now that BlueSky at last lets you pin posts, here's thread of my stuff!

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"bandido", no Brasil, é um lugar social. não depende de cometer crimes. por isso os moradores da favela são "tudo bandido". por isso os brancos ricos nunca são.

não, as pessoas não acham que pode matar todo mundo que cometeu crime. mas pode matar todos os bandidos.
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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A commission for @sousvoid.bsky.social and their #D&D party, Galarain!

[ #art #dnd #ttrpg ]
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i want you all to say hello to graham linehan
Rowling: he'ss jussst a normal man
Graham Linehan: [wearing tin foil hat] trans free masons run the country!
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Good morning to everyone except for the Meta executives who were aware that millions of adult strangers were contacting minors on its sites, knew Instagram was letting adult strangers connect with teenagers, aggressively targeted young users, & then "lied to Congress" about it!
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
We really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really REALLY don't hate ChatGPT, OpenAI, and Sam Altman enough
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Taylor Momsen's stripping kink 🙌🙏🤩🔥😈🫧👏🤲🥵🤤👁️👄👁️👅❤️
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Studying trees #Procreate
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Happy possum
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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sketching these idiots while i wait for my takeout #wip
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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pronto, agora um pouquinho melhor desenhado
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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abre o google
VOCE QUER USAR O MODO IA??
abre o gmail
E AGORA VC QUER USAR IA?
abre o drive
TEM UM IA AQUI HEIN... USA VAI
abre a galeria de foto
EIII USE A IA
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Holy fucking shit this is a *real* image from a *real* (presumably peer-reviewed) paper in [Nature] Scientific Reports.

How many people had to sign off on this figure?

The editor, one hopes, the reviewer(s)? The copy editor?

What had to happen for THIS to get published?
Hey @nature.com, have you got an explanation for how the hell THIS happened? & especially why you accepted a paper with such a bizarre piece of genAI slop in it?!
& more to the point, why we should take you seriously at all going forward?
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Hey @nature.com, have you got an explanation for how the hell THIS happened? & especially why you accepted a paper with such a bizarre piece of genAI slop in it?!
& more to the point, why we should take you seriously at all going forward?
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’M FUCKING WHEEZING HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN 😂
Hey @nature.com, have you got an explanation for how the hell THIS happened? & especially why you accepted a paper with such a bizarre piece of genAI slop in it?!
& more to the point, why we should take you seriously at all going forward?
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I was planning to start the new Stranger Things season tonight but my day was so long and I’m so tired I might leave it for tomorrow tbh
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Me and who
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Não aguento mais boletos no meu CPF não aguento mais conta não aguento mais mensalidade não aguento mais fazer pix não aguento mais fazer compras indispensáveis pra viver não aguento mais fatura de cartão de crédito não aguento mais nada véi estou de saco cheio só quero grana
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I just want to be a hot muscled strong gal :(
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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1900s

💀
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I need to become more annoying with my OCs 💪😤
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
“Permita que eu fale, não minhas cicatrizes” é uma letra tão caralhuda vsf
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM