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Robert Jenrick is a cunt.
January 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
this is fucking delicious

Farage pulls back the curtain and ....
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 11:33 AM
The 'joke' writers should be flayed living.

I can't cringe any harder.

#pmqs
January 14, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Fucking hell she's awful.

#pmqs
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Nick, WW2 ended *checks notes* 80 years ago.

#r4today
January 14, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Is Kemi Bad going on about de-industrialisation?

jesus.

#bbclaurak
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January 11, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Tomorrow we are going to have USA and Iran each telling the other to stop shooting citizens who protest.
January 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
"I don't think we can be cowed from doing the right thing ..."

Coffee exits via the nostrils.

#r4today
January 8, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Remind me again about the one and only time Article 5 was invoked Donnie Dimwit.
Trump: "I single-handedly ENDED 8 WARS, and Norway, a NATO Member, foolishly chose not to give me the Noble Peace Prize. But that doesn’t matter! What does matter is that I saved Millions of Lives ... I DOUBT NATO WOULD BE THERE FOR US IF WE REALLY NEEDED THEM."
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
"IS THERE A QUESTION"

#PMQS
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January 7, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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"Marco Rubio, we salute you!"

A real thing that was said by the CBS Evening News anchor tonight.
January 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
For all those folks who have been screaming "ANTISEMITISM" and the merest hint of criticism of the policies of the state of Israel.
If you thought Elon Musk's “Grok” chatbot couldn't get worse, read my latest article: Grok isn't just undressing women, it's now putting swastika bikinis on them. One woman who was targeted is a recently-deceased Holocaust survivor.
BREAKING: X’s chatbot Grok isn’t just making AI porn deepfakes, it’s now making Nazi AI porn deepfakes, undressing women and showing them wearing “swastika bikinis”. Many of these women are Jewish, including a recently deceased Holocaust survivor.
January 7, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I get the gotcha questioning, the sneering not so much.

#r4today
January 7, 2026 at 7:59 AM
We should just call this shit "The Mike Johnson"
Q: The White House on their website today blamed Capitol Police in part for the violence of January 6. Do you agree?

THUNE: I haven't seen what they put on their website
January 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
"It's quite clear Scots don't want independence"

Is it aye.

#bbcpm

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion...
Opinion polling on Scottish independence - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social

Listening to that last caller I'm reminded of this:

"The kaleidoscope has been shaken, the pieces are in flux, soon they will settle again. Before they do let us reorder this world around us and use modern science to provide prosperity for all."

#lbc
January 6, 2026 at 11:07 AM
"What would you do?"

Awkward pause

"Er.... drilling in the North Sea"

Laughing from Scotland where we were told (12 years ago)

"THERE'S NO OIL LEFT JOCKS"

#r4today
January 6, 2026 at 8:25 AM
"everything before the 'but' is a lie"

#r4today
January 6, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM