Niamh
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I like elves who commit war crimes 🧡 Find me @everythingnumbs on tumblr and AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/everythingnumbs/works
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lyblacktea.bsky.social
#Tolkientober Day 5: Hope

For this prompt I could only think of the most truly hopeful scene in all Tolkien adaptations for me🖤🤍

P.S: Inspired by "The Swan" by Hilma af Klint✨

#Adar #Galadriel
Colour illustration (in browns, blacks and blues) of Adar and Galadriel standing in front of each other with a hand extended. Adar has Nenya on the palm of his hand and is offering it to Galadriel, who hesitantly extends her hand to take it.

The scene is split in two halves by the tone of the background, very dark behind Galadriel and very bright behind Adar, so Galadriel's figure is silhouetted against the dark background, and Adar's is silhouetted against the light background.

There is a halo of blue light around Nenya, also enveloping their outstretched hands.

There are forms of trees and roots in both backgrounds, white in Adar's half and black in Galadriel's one.
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
Yes I might be getting assigned “therapy” and “medication” by my doctor bc of my childhood but have you considered that it makes me really solid at writing feanorian angst and I think that’s a fair trade off
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
Very slyly throwing this into the vampire void to be cheeky

Also thank you 🥰

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cleanandpretty.bsky.social
No sacrifice without blood

Silmarillion / Tolkien (rated M, Luthien/Thuringwethil. Luthien, Thuringwethil, Celegorm, 18.9k words)

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ttrtru.bsky.social
Inktober 2025 6.) Pierce
Piercing stab from #Eowyn
#Angmar #WitchKing #Merry
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
Ahh awesome! And it was Luthien and Thuringwethil I think I was doing like a rare pair valentines fic 😅
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brandi-rene.swifties.social
Cringe is a victimless crime. Quit treating it like a capital offense.
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
Oooh I did a Carmilla-esque fic a while back for a different silm ship and I’m rubbing my hands together very excitedly about getting to read one for (assumedly) haladriel!
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
Our balcony door blew open in the middle of the night but both we and the cat are accounted for 🫡
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
In another world Adar is having his ‘antagonist who accidentally becomes aligned with the hero’s despite the fact his attitude hasn’t changed and no one knows quite how this happened but they’re going along with it anyway’ arc
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
Not that people can’t like things like Bc everyone has different tastes but there is a very very specific “woe is me” reaction that always makes me chuckle - tho tbh I’ve found albums through the power of people hating on twitter so ig they’re doing something productive (for me)
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
Like I’ve seen the same group of people go insane with “I hate this”, “this is the worst thing ever”, “this person should be forced to retire” when they’re given new music by any of a few popular (female) artists that I’m just like “that’s nice kids I’ll be back in 2 weeks when you’ve calmed down”
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
Damn tf DO they allow??
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micropolyphonia.bsky.social
just remembered the sauron/galadriel yuri cosplayers
two women dressed as rings of power sauron and galadriel, fighting
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
If it’s the one I’m thinking of the first reactions are always insane online and then after like a week reactionary twitter/tiktok users calm down it’s quite funny to watch as someone who has listened since the 2000s but wouldn’t touch the fandom with a 10ft pole
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
This isn’t anti angbang or anything on my part it’s just fun to see what some people treat almost like canon
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
Both of them can catch these hands 👊🏻🥊
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
I love seeing new angles that people hate rings of power from bc like you do you, you don’t have to like the show etc etc but I keep getting people on my tumblr feed crashing tf out because Sauron says Morgoth was mean to him and they can’t accept that ? Morgoth was mean??
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
Ah well of course I simply couldn’t see the majesty of his artistic vision
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
Like I wanna know what her reaction was supposed to look like in his head bc my guy 💀
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phillewis.bsky.social
Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91
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irithyllians.bsky.social
[thingol voice] I mean, let there be a thousand blossoms bloom 🌸🌷🌸🌷🌸 as far as im concerned, 😡 but 😡😡😡 I ain’t spendin’ any time on it, because in the meantime, every 3 months, an elf is torn to pieces by an orc in north doriath
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aeiou142857.bsky.social
페아노르 가문 돌연변이
Mutant of House of Fëanor
혼자만 금발이라니 수상하다

#Silmarillion #celegorm
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
Like there is almost no correlation between fiction ‘convincing’ people that the massive aquatic predator with teeth that sometimes bites people might be dangerous and the claim that shipping a “problematic” ships gonna what?? Legalise incest and co.???
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
Something that always gets me about the “fiction affects reality” crowd is their determination to use “people think sharks are dangerous bc of jaws” and don’t get me wrong I am a shark lover, a shark defender, BUT I fear that their status as an apex predator might also have something to do with that
cleanandpretty.bsky.social
Just a guy and his evil spider wife goldberry 🥰