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cleanandpretty.bsky.social
Niamh
@cleanandpretty.bsky.social
I like elves who commit war crimes 🧡

Find me @everythingnumbs on tumblr and AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/everythingnumbs/works
It’s what we (and they) deserve 🙏🏻
December 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oh boo and also hiss to that 😔
December 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The way I went 👀👀👀 at your post before realising the implication that it was not in fact what my brain first latched onto (I do love c and c tho good for them getting a week!)
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
So torn between my natural “oh I love quizzes!” reaction and The Knowledge™️ of your workplace rn 😬
December 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Like imagine you’ve sat through a class on nominal vs ordinal data for two hours and suddenly the professor goes “so incest! If they’re the same age with equal power, consenting and sterile, is there really an issue with it?” and now you get to watch violently hungover 19yr olds react *viscerally*
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Tbh nocturnal is the coolest way to be considered a night shift worker, like hell yeah man 🦔
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Also when I got myself reattached up the tree a lightning storm started and I was too far to be brought down so had to finish the course attached to a bunch of high line metal cables
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Haha no 😭 - the harness was one of those tree top adventures, I unclipped myself from one wire and the next hadn’t been sent back to my platform yet so I just had to balance 😅 the cable car was my biggest fear on a day I nearly fell out an ice cave in the alps - incidents ~5-6 years apart
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Some previous responses to my lore drops back on the bad place courtesy of @eyeofacat.bsky.social and @raspberrydelish.bsky.social who were perpetually going 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 at me
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Anyway follow me for more random lore drops on my massive family
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Like uncles really do be out there dating people you didn’t know existed
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Reposted by Niamh
Like just about everything about her is almost dark here. Even the makeup they've used on her, especially around her eyes.

Oh but he's so happy in the light. If only he could have left that final piece of his old life behind him. #TROPRewatch
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Yes, everyone’s bad mood or accident *is* my fault even if I’m not in the room, no further comment at this time
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Anyway welcome to “I can and I will ship a whole collection of my favourite Feanorians with Satan’s little helper” 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Also me bc the tags look like this so as soon as I have free minute I will be sat
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM