Carl
@clebeuva.bsky.social
Lover of loud music and nonsense.
Runner up in the Centrifugal Bumble Puppy world championships.
Runner up in the Centrifugal Bumble Puppy world championships.
Still pretty annoyed that a sequel to Groundhog Day wasn't released and it's just the same film
January 24, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Still pretty annoyed that a sequel to Groundhog Day wasn't released and it's just the same film
Listened to the MegaDave cover of Ride The Lightning, done the album twice and I think it's very good. Yes it's very silly in most places but metal is silly.
Went back to the last Metallica album. Urgh! Skipped through most of the tracks and didn't get to the end. Dull as fuck!
Went back to the last Metallica album. Urgh! Skipped through most of the tracks and didn't get to the end. Dull as fuck!
January 23, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Listened to the MegaDave cover of Ride The Lightning, done the album twice and I think it's very good. Yes it's very silly in most places but metal is silly.
Went back to the last Metallica album. Urgh! Skipped through most of the tracks and didn't get to the end. Dull as fuck!
Went back to the last Metallica album. Urgh! Skipped through most of the tracks and didn't get to the end. Dull as fuck!
Only Brain Fog Is Real 😖
January 21, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Only Brain Fog Is Real 😖
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I've just stumbled across this photo of a Korean lighthouse that's shaped like a pony so I'm showing it to other people straight away
January 18, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I've just stumbled across this photo of a Korean lighthouse that's shaped like a pony so I'm showing it to other people straight away
The barmaid keeps putting little bums on my Guinness 🤔
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
The barmaid keeps putting little bums on my Guinness 🤔
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"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 AM
"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
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Re: the Darlington case judgment issued today: do note
Rose, the trans nurse had been using the changing room without incident, issue or complaint for FOUR YEARS before the issue was raised.
There wasn't a problem. TERFs just love to make out they're oppressed. You are. By cis men. Not trans women
Rose, the trans nurse had been using the changing room without incident, issue or complaint for FOUR YEARS before the issue was raised.
There wasn't a problem. TERFs just love to make out they're oppressed. You are. By cis men. Not trans women
January 16, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Re: the Darlington case judgment issued today: do note
Rose, the trans nurse had been using the changing room without incident, issue or complaint for FOUR YEARS before the issue was raised.
There wasn't a problem. TERFs just love to make out they're oppressed. You are. By cis men. Not trans women
Rose, the trans nurse had been using the changing room without incident, issue or complaint for FOUR YEARS before the issue was raised.
There wasn't a problem. TERFs just love to make out they're oppressed. You are. By cis men. Not trans women
My plans today:
Cook a decent breakfast
Deal with a load of admin tasks; emails, random paperwork and bills
Sort all the laundry
Dust and vacuum
Shop for groceries and toiletries
Cook a decent breakfast
Deal with a load of admin tasks; emails, random paperwork and bills
Sort all the laundry
Dust and vacuum
Shop for groceries and toiletries
January 16, 2026 at 11:47 AM
My plans today:
Cook a decent breakfast
Deal with a load of admin tasks; emails, random paperwork and bills
Sort all the laundry
Dust and vacuum
Shop for groceries and toiletries
Cook a decent breakfast
Deal with a load of admin tasks; emails, random paperwork and bills
Sort all the laundry
Dust and vacuum
Shop for groceries and toiletries
Fucking easy
If someone put $1,000,000 on the table and said you had to listen to one album on repeat for 48 hours straight…
what album are you risking your sanity for?
what album are you risking your sanity for?
a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
ALT: a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Fucking easy
Just put (Everything I do) I do it for you on the jukebox
a bald man is sitting in a chair and pointing at the camera
ALT: a bald man is sitting in a chair and pointing at the camera
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Just put (Everything I do) I do it for you on the jukebox
I've always loved Winona
I'd pay all her Kleptomaniac fines
I'd pay all her Kleptomaniac fines
He also broke up with Winona Ryder because, according to him, she wanted to have sex all the time and her breasts were too big.
Guy’s not got a lot going on upstairs, clearly.
Guy’s not got a lot going on upstairs, clearly.
Emergency on Planet Earth is a great album. But it's not mentioned enough that Jay Kay started out as a righteous eco warrior, then once he made a few quid, spent his fortune in supercars.
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I've always loved Winona
I'd pay all her Kleptomaniac fines
I'd pay all her Kleptomaniac fines
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We will not be silent
We will not behave
We will not behave
This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”
Really listen to it.
January 11, 2026 at 11:38 AM
We will not be silent
We will not behave
We will not behave
So much shit on the pub jukebox tonight
I've gone straight in with Hey Man Nice Shot
I've gone straight in with Hey Man Nice Shot
January 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
So much shit on the pub jukebox tonight
I've gone straight in with Hey Man Nice Shot
I've gone straight in with Hey Man Nice Shot
Horrendous terms #5932
"Trauma dump"
"Trauma dump"
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Horrendous terms #5932
"Trauma dump"
"Trauma dump"
Is anybody else upset the rapture didnt't take them?
January 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Is anybody else upset the rapture didnt't take them?
January 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
#nowplaying Amorphis - Tales from the Thousand Lakes
January 5, 2026 at 9:05 AM
#nowplaying Amorphis - Tales from the Thousand Lakes
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My abiding memory of Chris Rea will be as a fucking amazing guitar player. He never got the props he should have for that. Check out the slide solo on this video. He soars.
Rest in peace. Thank you for the inspiration. 🎸
It’s all gone.
youtu.be/vTLK3o_0ez8?...
Rest in peace. Thank you for the inspiration. 🎸
It’s all gone.
youtu.be/vTLK3o_0ez8?...
Chris Rea "It's All Gone"
YouTube video by lilybee06
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My abiding memory of Chris Rea will be as a fucking amazing guitar player. He never got the props he should have for that. Check out the slide solo on this video. He soars.
Rest in peace. Thank you for the inspiration. 🎸
It’s all gone.
youtu.be/vTLK3o_0ez8?...
Rest in peace. Thank you for the inspiration. 🎸
It’s all gone.
youtu.be/vTLK3o_0ez8?...
Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein was amazing. Best version I've ever seen and probably a perfect movie.
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein was amazing. Best version I've ever seen and probably a perfect movie.
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Spare ticket for sold out Danko Jones gig at the Underworld tonight. Free to a mate. £10 charity donation please if you're someone I don't know.
PLEASE SHARE
PLEASE SHARE
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Spare ticket for sold out Danko Jones gig at the Underworld tonight. Free to a mate. £10 charity donation please if you're someone I don't know.
PLEASE SHARE
PLEASE SHARE
Panzerfaust was the last bm album Darkthrone did
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Panzerfaust was the last bm album Darkthrone did
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So we ordered some shirts for our only gig this year and the courier fucked up the delivery and we didn't get them in time
They are up now over at Bandcamp
BURN FLAGS
RAISE HELL
allfather1.bandcamp.com/merch/citade...
They are up now over at Bandcamp
BURN FLAGS
RAISE HELL
allfather1.bandcamp.com/merch/citade...
Citadels - Burning Flags Raising Hell from Allfather
Citadels - Burning Flags Raising Hell from Allfather
allfather1.bandcamp.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
So we ordered some shirts for our only gig this year and the courier fucked up the delivery and we didn't get them in time
They are up now over at Bandcamp
BURN FLAGS
RAISE HELL
allfather1.bandcamp.com/merch/citade...
They are up now over at Bandcamp
BURN FLAGS
RAISE HELL
allfather1.bandcamp.com/merch/citade...
Ooh lovely, I didn't realise Mika from Dawn of Relic had a BM project. Really enjoying the riffs on this.
deimhal.bandcamp.com/album/the-di...
deimhal.bandcamp.com/album/the-di...
The Diabolical Liberation, by Deimhal
4 track album
deimhal.bandcamp.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Ooh lovely, I didn't realise Mika from Dawn of Relic had a BM project. Really enjoying the riffs on this.
deimhal.bandcamp.com/album/the-di...
deimhal.bandcamp.com/album/the-di...