phebe
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My puppy keeps trying to pee all over the Jonathan Adler storefront whenever we’re walking home from daycare. What can I say? She has Taste.
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My puppy keeps trying to pee all over the Jonathan Adler storefront whenever we’re walking home from daycare. What can I say? She has Taste.
why didn’t anyone tell me the girlies were making ironic (?) sad girl edits on youtube shipping sliwa and mamdani??? helooooko
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
why didn’t anyone tell me the girlies were making ironic (?) sad girl edits on youtube shipping sliwa and mamdani??? helooooko
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
a certain maniac has at last sunk her teeth into PIERRE
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
a certain maniac has at last sunk her teeth into PIERRE
One Melville sentence equates to a line of cocaine, for me. If it’s Moby-Dick, cut in some ketamine!
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
One Melville sentence equates to a line of cocaine, for me. If it’s Moby-Dick, cut in some ketamine!
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Over unsounded gorges, through the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents’ beds, unerringly I rush!
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Over unsounded gorges, through the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents’ beds, unerringly I rush!
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dreading the day when the iphone can vote…
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
dreading the day when the iphone can vote…
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Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for the time it did me.
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for the time it did me.
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I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!
Essie Davis is the best casting ever to happen — the entire ensemble are very well-suited to their roles!
November 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Essie Davis is the best casting ever to happen — the entire ensemble are very well-suited to their roles!
If anyone can wear white on white and look like a summer breeze personified and not a laundry heap, it’s Phryne Fisher.
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If anyone can wear white on white and look like a summer breeze personified and not a laundry heap, it’s Phryne Fisher.
The first episode of Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries—the whole show, as Jack and Phryne are basically everyone else’s token straight friend couple, but especially the first episode—is just wonderfully, wholly GAY.
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The first episode of Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries—the whole show, as Jack and Phryne are basically everyone else’s token straight friend couple, but especially the first episode—is just wonderfully, wholly GAY.
Whenever Phryne addresses him directly, Jack is fully erect. If you were on set you would have seen this.
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Whenever Phryne addresses him directly, Jack is fully erect. If you were on set you would have seen this.
Miranda Otto has such an incredibly sapphic screen presence.
Read: Eowyn was my bisexual awakening. And I quite like her as a cold-hearted cocaine-peddling cunt in that one episode of Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries.
Read: Eowyn was my bisexual awakening. And I quite like her as a cold-hearted cocaine-peddling cunt in that one episode of Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries.
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Miranda Otto has such an incredibly sapphic screen presence.
Read: Eowyn was my bisexual awakening. And I quite like her as a cold-hearted cocaine-peddling cunt in that one episode of Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries.
Read: Eowyn was my bisexual awakening. And I quite like her as a cold-hearted cocaine-peddling cunt in that one episode of Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries.
boomers are so fucking entitled
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
boomers are so fucking entitled
I was texting my boyfriend to tell him how the new bouncer at our regular pub had been super rude to me and our dog (who is best friends with all the bartenders and loves to go say hi to them) and how he refused us entry—
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I was texting my boyfriend to tell him how the new bouncer at our regular pub had been super rude to me and our dog (who is best friends with all the bartenders and loves to go say hi to them) and how he refused us entry—
spent half my day at the dog park—mostly so that I could sit with the older ladies whose dogs are friends with mine and discuss local history, israel, nyu as a real estate venture first and a school second, and the country’s political reality, including mamdani’s win ofc. glad our visits overlapped!
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
spent half my day at the dog park—mostly so that I could sit with the older ladies whose dogs are friends with mine and discuss local history, israel, nyu as a real estate venture first and a school second, and the country’s political reality, including mamdani’s win ofc. glad our visits overlapped!
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the taco bell prize in economics
the kirkland’s signature architectural achievement
the nathan’s hot dog eating contest slash prize for journalism integrity
the kirkland’s signature architectural achievement
the nathan’s hot dog eating contest slash prize for journalism integrity
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
the taco bell prize in economics
the kirkland’s signature architectural achievement
the nathan’s hot dog eating contest slash prize for journalism integrity
the kirkland’s signature architectural achievement
the nathan’s hot dog eating contest slash prize for journalism integrity
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i know he’s fun to laugh at but we really need to start enforcing corruption laws again, and the statute of limitations has absolutely not run out
ADAMS: Now “I don't have to deal with you guys, man. I can fly private now, I can go on a cruise, I can hang out in St. Bart.”
(via @nypost.com)
(via @nypost.com)
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i know he’s fun to laugh at but we really need to start enforcing corruption laws again, and the statute of limitations has absolutely not run out
I haven’t exchanged this many broad grins with passing strangers since … honestly I can’t remember?
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I haven’t exchanged this many broad grins with passing strangers since … honestly I can’t remember?
an old man smoking a fat one complimented my grin and I replied “it’s for mamdani” — corny but true !
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
an old man smoking a fat one complimented my grin and I replied “it’s for mamdani” — corny but true !
AND NOW THE WORK BEGINS
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
AND NOW THE WORK BEGINS
practically skipped down to the pub, where the vibes are immaculate and they’re playing party in the usa
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
practically skipped down to the pub, where the vibes are immaculate and they’re playing party in the usa
fuck yeah Virginia, fuck yeah New Jersey, FUCK YES NEW YORK CITY
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
fuck yeah Virginia, fuck yeah New Jersey, FUCK YES NEW YORK CITY