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Clubfoot Dance Club

@clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social

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Mediocre guy living in a really Great Basin. Dad jokes. Limerick pest. Hyphen-dependent. Married up, per my wife.

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Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · Sep 9

Fixed it
“Root Causes of Infertility Limerick Competition”

By half is our sperm count now cut,
Making harder a successful rut.
So to recharge our plonkers,
Health advice that’s just bonkers,
From a gravelly leather-faced nut.

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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 52m

Republican business leaders love Trump’s anti-regulatory message because they often profit from lying to their customers. They want to protect *their* right to do whatever they want with total impunity, while denying the rest of us the right to know what we’re paying for and putting in our mouths.

Deborah Blum @deborahb.bsky.social · 1h

As an example, in Florida's St. Petersburg-Tampa region, 96 percent of restaurants were found to be serving imported shrimp but describing it as locally caught Gulf shrimp.

Meet the scientist exposing shrimp fraud across the South. 'I'm a little bit of an evangelist.'

For years, Louisiana shrimpers have struggled to compete against cheap foreign imports and an ongoing pattern of mislabeling. According to the FDA, 95% of the seafood consumed in the U.S. is imported ...

www.nola.com

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Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 3m

I remember the first time I heard Phil Hendrie on the radio, driving along, mouth agape. Literally. As some black? female? gossip columnist argued for artists’ right to take heroin for creative purposes.

Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 10m

A wannabe king known as Trumpster
Made big stacks as a crypto coin pumpster
Cried “This House is a hovel!”
Fired up a steam shovel
And piled the East Wing in a Dumpster

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23m

🎯

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Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 14m

Dirty Sherry
(1971)

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot-long
(1974)

Bronco Chili
(1980)

Mystic Liver
(2003)

Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 18m

They are the same. It’s Phil Hendrie interviewing Phil Hendrie.

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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 23m

It sounds like he’s talking about a toddler.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25m

VARNEY: Trump announced all trade talks with Canada have been cut off because of a fake ad showing Reagan badmouthing tariffs.

HASSETT: The president I'm sure has his reasons. Sometimes when you're frustrated a timeout is the right call. It's probably a good time to take a break.

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Robyn D @koparafallskid.bsky.social · 15h

Today's rose collection to brighten your day! 🌱

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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 1h

“I hope you always find a reason to smile." ❤
- Maya Angelou
#WomensArt

Monochrome photograph featuring the upper half of a Black woman, wearing a head scatf and white blouse, while laughing with head tilted back

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Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 1h

😂😂😂

🏆The Lambshank Redemption

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Wild Colonial Girl wants war criminals out of Canberra. @colonialgirl.bsky.social · 3h

😆 🤣 😂 👏

Chowder With A Chance Of Meatballs 🍲

Man Bites Hotdog 🌭

Field Of Cadbury Dreams 🍫

The Lambshank Redemption 🍗

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Oct 24

This day in history. 1978. Keith Richards' sentence for heroin possession was suspended, the judge accepting his explanation: "It was February in Toronto."

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Bluemoose Books @ofmooseandmen.bsky.social · 6h

Twenty years ago Heth & I remortgaged our house to start a publishing company that would find great new stories others thought too risky to publish.

Our books have been short listed and won awards and two have been adapted into TV series.

Today we paid that mortgage off

Magic!

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Philip Thalis @philipthalis.bsky.social · 15h

The enduring beauty & civic presence of Brisbane’s Treasury Building, designed by architect #JJClark, built from 1882.
Once was a jewel of #publicbrisbane, now flogged off by philistine Govts as #privatisedbrisbane

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mattingly’s shaven sideburns @gogers21.bsky.social · 19h

Some Like It Twat

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Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 6h

Dirty Sherry

Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 6h

🍺🍺 😂

Escargot from New York
(1981)

The Oysterman Weekend
(1983)

Children of a Lesser Cod
(1986)

The Salmoning
(2018)

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Wild Colonial Girl wants war criminals out of Canberra. @colonialgirl.bsky.social · 7h

👏 😃

The Wizard of Cos 🥬

Lollie Land 🍬

The Bourne Super-Supreme 🍕

Crazy Rich Raisins 🍪

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Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 7h

High Naan

Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 7h

😂😂

Of Rice and Men

Jawsbreaker

High Naan

Steaker Morant

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Wild Colonial Girl wants war criminals out of Canberra. @colonialgirl.bsky.social · 7h

True Lime 🍋‍🟩

Pie Life 🥧

The Watermelon in Cabin 10 🍉

The Ramenmaker 🍜

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Hitchhiker @42inabook.bsky.social · 7h

For whom the Bell pepper rolls

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Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 7h

An unlikely messiah named Charlie
Took a deer-rifle wound that was gnarly
Field-dressed as one should
Tagged and strapped to the hood
Never more on a campus to parley

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Dave Shields @davidthedave.bsky.social · 13h

“Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person’s slot.” – Charlie Kirk

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Clubfoot Dance Club @clubfootdanceclub.bsky.social · 7h

Thanks for sharing..you’re a fun guy 😁