Chris
@cmonster.bsky.social
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yoj4rc22jqmq2u5u4evilqq5/lists/3lb745yax7l2l
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I talk to myself.
Antisocial social
INTJ
Dork. Weirdo. Loves horror. Likes to drink.
18+
NOT a cereal killer
Cm0nster "Lolly" on Twitter
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I talk to myself.
Antisocial social
INTJ
Dork. Weirdo. Loves horror. Likes to drink.
18+
NOT a cereal killer
Cm0nster "Lolly" on Twitter
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Chris
@cmonster.bsky.social
· Jan 6
It's your social media, you don't have to tolerate shitty people.
I have no addictions.
-sips 4th caffeinated drink of the day
-sips 4th caffeinated drink of the day
January 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I have no addictions.
-sips 4th caffeinated drink of the day
-sips 4th caffeinated drink of the day
Reminder to self: mute Teams before going to lunch.
January 15, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Reminder to self: mute Teams before going to lunch.
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For the glamorous wizard. 🪄🏰
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 AM
For the glamorous wizard. 🪄🏰
Codependency is not fun when the other person has more baggage.
January 15, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Codependency is not fun when the other person has more baggage.
Fear of commitment, but in 10 situationships.
January 15, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Fear of commitment, but in 10 situationships.
Potatoes were put on this earth as proof of God's love.
January 15, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Potatoes were put on this earth as proof of God's love.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
January 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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🚨BREAKING: ICE agents just launched flash bang grenades at protesters in front of federal building in Minneapolis—causing massive explosions. "It's terrorizing, this isn't the America I served for 20 years in the U.S. Navy," tearful protester tells us.
WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️
WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
🚨BREAKING: ICE agents just launched flash bang grenades at protesters in front of federal building in Minneapolis—causing massive explosions. "It's terrorizing, this isn't the America I served for 20 years in the U.S. Navy," tearful protester tells us.
WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️
WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️
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Oops that didn't sound well
(Me hearing myself talk)
(Me hearing myself talk)
December 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Oops that didn't sound well
(Me hearing myself talk)
(Me hearing myself talk)
I fear my trip to Hawaii has turned me into a monster. I need more vacations!
September 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I fear my trip to Hawaii has turned me into a monster. I need more vacations!
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poke me like one of your Facebook girls.
August 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
poke me like one of your Facebook girls.
I miss being in Hawaii so much.
September 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I miss being in Hawaii so much.
I keep forgetting about this place.
August 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I keep forgetting about this place.
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Roby Dwi Antono, Pop Surrealism
July 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Roby Dwi Antono, Pop Surrealism
Praying for everyone affected by this earthquake and possible tsunami.
July 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Praying for everyone affected by this earthquake and possible tsunami.
My dog passed away last week and now I don't know what to do with myself. I haven't had to only care for myself in decades.
July 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
My dog passed away last week and now I don't know what to do with myself. I haven't had to only care for myself in decades.
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if u see this its a sign to throw out ur plastic tupperware and replace them with glass
July 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
if u see this its a sign to throw out ur plastic tupperware and replace them with glass
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Fuck income tax, I should get a refund each year for the health insurance I have to carry that pay for but don’t use
July 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Fuck income tax, I should get a refund each year for the health insurance I have to carry that pay for but don’t use
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being frozen in carbonite would fix me.
June 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
being frozen in carbonite would fix me.
I can't tell if this is a fever or hot flashes.
June 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I can't tell if this is a fever or hot flashes.
I ran into the protests today. It was beautiful.
June 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I ran into the protests today. It was beautiful.
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June 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM