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Michael Rx
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Philly burbs, 46, husband of one, dad of two, hospital pharmacist, deadhead, yacht rock aficionado, and fan of the Oxford comma.
sometimes it is wise to think backwards. ☮️♏️💜

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Pinned
poke me like one of your Facebook girls.
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who gonna let me crawl up inside them like a tauntaun 👀
December 11, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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Here I am, pop and lock me like a hurricane.
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Return of the Mack
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February 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Putting Yub Nub prints in the mail at this very moment: store.brandonbird.com
This machine yub nubs fascists.
February 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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i shared my peace prize with you please respond
January 16, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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If loving you is wrong, I’m definitely wrong.
January 16, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Weather Report Suite: Prelude / Pt. I / Pt. II (Let It Grow) - 2013 Remaster
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January 10, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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I guess calling the pharmacist Candy Man is frowned upon. Who knew
January 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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All done 🤗 hope you can tell who it is lol
January 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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I feel like I really made the grade (slightly above average) and now the papers want to know whose shirts I wear (Costco).

- Me as Major Tom
January 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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I don’t rush my pain anymore. I let it finish its sentence.
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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New year, same juicy ass.
January 1, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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coffee in our cups
your hand in mine
January 4, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Call me CVS the way I ALWAYS give you the receipts
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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crazy, if true: caught between the moon and New York City
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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and you may tell yourself, "this is not my beautiful gingerbread house"
and you may tell yourself, "this is not my beautiful gingerbread wife"
December 16, 2024 at 4:12 AM
again.
and so begins the longest month of our lives.
January 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Date someone who has a playful side. Someone that you can be silly and laugh with. Someone who is fun to be around. ❤️
December 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
she’s a 10 but she calls Velma Thelma.
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Dang he's even got the support of the Ninja Turtles.
December 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Do I wanna take a nap now or later?
December 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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The movie Knives Out is about Crocodile Dundee going up to people who have their knives out and telling them “that’s not a knife“ before unsheathing his knife which is actually a knife
December 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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living on the edge is sexting with 5% phone battery
December 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM