Michael Rx
@mre.bsky.social
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Philly burbs, 45, husband of one, dad of two, hospital pharmacist, deadhead, yacht rock aficionado, and fan of the Oxford comma. sometimes it is wise to think backwards. ☮️♏️💜 me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qmccldldcrhyp6vw632onua/feed/aaaezmdialhhk
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poke me like one of your Facebook girls.
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I can never unsee it lol.
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penny for your thots.
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Erin I know your pfp is a flower but all I ever see is two cartoon dinosaurs hugging.
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*
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anna-molly.bsky.social
Bluesky is basically a public record of your mental breakdown
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midnightviolets.bsky.social
kissing inner thighs is such a vulnerable and worshipful act
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anna-molly.bsky.social
*Brings a first aid kit to a knife fight
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midnightviolets.bsky.social
why are there threesomes only for sex, why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to
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my Halloween Playlist 🎃

day 8 of 31 🔪

Talking Heads open.spotify.com/track/7dSCxR...
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porcelainsiren.bsky.social
oh so y'all out there using tabs to filter your content and i'm over here just raw dogging the whole skyline everyday 😂
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kaitisnotreal.bsky.social
I may be healthy as a horse, but I am fit as a fifty year old slice of bread and my thighs are a whole pudding casserole.

Wanna fuck?
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch
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bowlofmice.bsky.social
A drinking establishment for introverts...

- The size of a Wal-Mart so there can be at least 20ft between tables. You can still see people and nod in acknowledgement, but don't have to speak

- Maximum of 2 seats per table

- at least 10 ft between bar stools
mre.bsky.social
a drinking establishment for introverts and call it a Speak-easier.
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miseryhighlight.bsky.social
Ain’t nobody takin’ the time to string the cheese anymore.
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mre.bsky.social
I usually choose going home over going big.
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being frozen in carbonite would fix me.
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I adore your glabellar lines just as much as your nasolabial folds.
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wolf in sheep’s pajamas.
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your my favorite typo.
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mre.bsky.social
I have some typos to share with you.