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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 3d

New game: Lie or nap. You're allowed either to tell a lie or take a nap

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 17h

I don't dance to seduce, I dance to scare people away

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

sometimes i think i'm doing ok then i start driving with the handbrake still up

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👾 eldritch millennial nerd daemon 👻 @whatsnextmtthw.bsky.social · 1d

The Out of Office message has been set, my time off is real now.

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 4d

Apple picking in 80° weather yesterday.

Close-up of several apples on a tree branch, blue sky in the background

Long row of apple trees with some apples hanging from them and blue sky above

View down a long row of apple trees to the mountains in the very background

View out to mountains and trees with autumn leaves, the foreground is a big grass area

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 4d

When you realize that the only type of brace you do not own is one that’s for a pinky finger and have to make do until it gets delivered

Hand with blue background, and teal adhesive wrap around the fourth and fifth fingers and the top of the palm

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Nerdy Fat Guy @nerdyfatguy.bsky.social · 10d

The best pie is whatever pie you eat for breakfast.

Take that however you want. I will entertain questions and lively discussion, but any pie-hating will not be tolerated.

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 2d

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 9d

Taken my make up off to practise scaring the kids.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 20h

*handing out gold star stickers for anyone with independent thinking

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 1d

Dreamt a pretty woman led me to her apartment to get my ass kicked by her boyfriend and his buddy. Like, duh, why else would she.

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David Rangel @davdrangel.bsky.social · 1d

I have two wolves inside me and one is Britney Spears and the other is Courtney Love

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

Liking and reposting like it’s my job.
It is. I’m the new CEO

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 1d

Join my cult. I’ll radicalize you with my shortbread and the tartest lemon curd you ever ate.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 1d

Leave them kids alone!

A red brick among paler facebricks on a building, with "Just another" scratched into it.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d

It’s like ten thousand apps when all you need is a hobby.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry my quiche only has two types of cheese.

My crustless quiche, with my homemade fennel sausage meatballs, cheddar, various veggies, topped with Swiss cheese.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t want to brag, so I keep my life subpar

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 17h

The Sixth Sense, but it’s just me writing skeets that no one sees

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 18h

HGTV has taught me you can do anything if you have the right tools. I’ve also learned that any handyman you hire will have those tools.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 17h

The subtitles of my sextape would just say "squelching" and then, "I'm sorry," after 30 seconds.

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 19h

giving neurotic mess a run for its money

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

Little mister can’t be right.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · May 17

Being on the Discover feed is like sitting at a sushi-train with friends.

Especially when the plates with the hairy naked guys slide by.

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 1d

"still punk as fuck," I groan, feeling an ouchy and sitting down again

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sick of my awesome personality ruining lives and children's parties.

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