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Actor: To be or not to be..
Theater ghost: (whispering in a weird voice).. or a secret more mysterious third thiiiiiiing...
Theater ghost: (whispering in a weird voice).. or a secret more mysterious third thiiiiiiing...
I read your tweets In Minnie Mouse's voice. Didn't help
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I read your tweets In Minnie Mouse's voice. Didn't help
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A line from The Great Muppet Caper you don't really relate to until you're older is in the beginning credits when Gonzo talks about how tempting it is to jump from the hot air balloon and plummet to the ground.
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A line from The Great Muppet Caper you don't really relate to until you're older is in the beginning credits when Gonzo talks about how tempting it is to jump from the hot air balloon and plummet to the ground.
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Seeing A Clockwork Orange when I was like 10 is why I'm like this.
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Seeing A Clockwork Orange when I was like 10 is why I'm like this.
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My kitten insists on sneezing and sitting on my face so of course I woke up with pink eye.
October 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My kitten insists on sneezing and sitting on my face so of course I woke up with pink eye.
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Childhood is when you dream of being an astronaut. Adulthood is when you dream of being asleep.
October 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Childhood is when you dream of being an astronaut. Adulthood is when you dream of being asleep.
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Mainly what I look forward to at Thanksgiving is the unlimited salt.
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Mainly what I look forward to at Thanksgiving is the unlimited salt.
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I like my girls like I like my life challenges. Easy
December 6, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I like my girls like I like my life challenges. Easy
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Everything’s terrible but at least there’s less of it now, for more money.
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Everything’s terrible but at least there’s less of it now, for more money.
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I’m made of stardust, but I still have to do vacuuming every week.
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m made of stardust, but I still have to do vacuuming every week.
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as a married man I only wear black sweats to shroud my package in mystery
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
as a married man I only wear black sweats to shroud my package in mystery
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Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
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November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I can turn a sure thing into humiliating failure lickety-split
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I can turn a sure thing into humiliating failure lickety-split
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sew my heart back in my chest cavity with your teeth
September 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
sew my heart back in my chest cavity with your teeth
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Humor is the best defense against the absurdity of life.
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Humor is the best defense against the absurdity of life.
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women go without sex: i got a new hobby, i read a book. i got a doctorate, i learned a new language. i hung out with friends and family, im still dating etc
men go without sex:
men go without sex:
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
women go without sex: i got a new hobby, i read a book. i got a doctorate, i learned a new language. i hung out with friends and family, im still dating etc
men go without sex:
men go without sex:
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Funny little thing can make life feel worth living. Music.
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Funny little thing can make life feel worth living. Music.
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If you have a British accent and you talk to me, now we both have a British accent. I’m so sorry, I can’t stop.
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If you have a British accent and you talk to me, now we both have a British accent. I’m so sorry, I can’t stop.
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Getting a fancy French lobotomoi.
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Getting a fancy French lobotomoi.
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I said my mouth was awaiting your harvest, please respond.
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I said my mouth was awaiting your harvest, please respond.
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Cold out back with a cat in my lap.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Cold out back with a cat in my lap.
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The one breath, the restless spirit.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The one breath, the restless spirit.
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It's always the ones you forget whom you will remember the most. I said whom this one time, it left a little scar on how close I am to losing all my thoroughfare cred
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It's always the ones you forget whom you will remember the most. I said whom this one time, it left a little scar on how close I am to losing all my thoroughfare cred
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Maurice Pillard Verneuil, 1897.
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Maurice Pillard Verneuil, 1897.
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November 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM