@coarseoperator.bsky.social
Scalawag. Out-of-context quoter. Old man who yells at clouds.
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[AI prompt voice] Computer, what is this man doing to his anus?
I knew I saved this in my phone years ago for a reason
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I knew I saved this in my phone years ago for a reason
but these manmade horrors are well within my comprehension
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 AM
but these manmade horrors are well within my comprehension
I barely know who these people are from exposure on social media and sampling a few episodes of “Tires”, but this dude’s friend looks like a cross between Gillis and Halkias, in a way that is cartoonishly funny
February 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I barely know who these people are from exposure on social media and sampling a few episodes of “Tires”, but this dude’s friend looks like a cross between Gillis and Halkias, in a way that is cartoonishly funny
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TECHNLGY/AMIGAFUN.GIF
February 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
TECHNLGY/AMIGAFUN.GIF
OH: “You know that mask that Anonymous wears? That’s Guy Fawkes.”
February 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
OH: “You know that mask that Anonymous wears? That’s Guy Fawkes.”
I’ve heard of incels and volcels but what on earth is a Vercel
February 6, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I’ve heard of incels and volcels but what on earth is a Vercel
wait wait wait
“A little drinky-poo”
“A little drinky-poo”
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
wait wait wait
“A little drinky-poo”
“A little drinky-poo”
touched the stove so many times my hand is all scar tissue at this point
February 3, 2026 at 6:00 AM
touched the stove so many times my hand is all scar tissue at this point
the best way I can sum up my current political stance re housing is “crush the boomers, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their inheritors”. we can’t preserve the world in amber for your 9× ROI
February 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM
the best way I can sum up my current political stance re housing is “crush the boomers, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their inheritors”. we can’t preserve the world in amber for your 9× ROI
the limited palette does not do his face the (in)justice it deserves. every photo of the man looks like a long long stretch of bad road
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM
the limited palette does not do his face the (in)justice it deserves. every photo of the man looks like a long long stretch of bad road
Lionel Hutz bit but it’s
No British insult? → No! British (insult)
No British insult? → No! British (insult)
January 29, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Lionel Hutz bit but it’s
No British insult? → No! British (insult)
No British insult? → No! British (insult)
@writesofway.bsky.social I was gonna ask you what the heck the “GHLAN PLA E” marker was on 2W & Galer between the QA HS condos and gym, but I eventually found the SPL digitized maps and verified it by walking a few blocks
January 29, 2026 at 2:33 AM
@writesofway.bsky.social I was gonna ask you what the heck the “GHLAN PLA E” marker was on 2W & Galer between the QA HS condos and gym, but I eventually found the SPL digitized maps and verified it by walking a few blocks
I’m taking the under on flowenoL posting a “just got out of the hospital after being stabilized” post like the python requests guy in 150.5 days
January 28, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I’m taking the under on flowenoL posting a “just got out of the hospital after being stabilized” post like the python requests guy in 150.5 days
A Honda CBR1000RR-R Fireblade SP for the mind
January 26, 2026 at 7:36 PM
A Honda CBR1000RR-R Fireblade SP for the mind
sama was the double-polo douchebag we were all mocking 14 years ago?
January 26, 2026 at 7:01 AM
sama was the double-polo douchebag we were all mocking 14 years ago?
not my clowns, not my rodeo
January 24, 2026 at 6:17 AM
not my clowns, not my rodeo
it’s nice to know the machine still breaks down in surprising edge cases
January 22, 2026 at 5:38 AM
it’s nice to know the machine still breaks down in surprising edge cases
fyi “grace slick creem” still pulls up that picture from the mag flashing her tit, on google, without any safe search whathaveyou
January 22, 2026 at 5:37 AM
fyi “grace slick creem” still pulls up that picture from the mag flashing her tit, on google, without any safe search whathaveyou
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💭memetic load, as in viral load
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 AM
💭memetic load, as in viral load
there’s something about “vodka” being the diminutive of “voda”, water, that sticks in my head. can’t really do that in english. like, what could you possibly replace that with. “a waterino?” disgusting
January 17, 2026 at 10:56 PM
there’s something about “vodka” being the diminutive of “voda”, water, that sticks in my head. can’t really do that in english. like, what could you possibly replace that with. “a waterino?” disgusting
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jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
Presumably B.J. Comer was unavailable for comment.
January 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Presumably B.J. Comer was unavailable for comment.
I don’t blame the internet and I don’t blame the algorithm(s). connecting everyone and devising ways to measure what people like (to show them more of it) only reveals what human beings are in the aggregate
January 10, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I don’t blame the internet and I don’t blame the algorithm(s). connecting everyone and devising ways to measure what people like (to show them more of it) only reveals what human beings are in the aggregate