michael
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do you think HR would understand if I said I can't work from the office until April because the birds have come to expect me topping their baths up with cold water
February 2, 2026 at 6:24 AM
do you think HR would understand if I said I can't work from the office until April because the birds have come to expect me topping their baths up with cold water
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The media should cover sport the way they cover the state murder of civilians:
‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
January 25, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The media should cover sport the way they cover the state murder of civilians:
‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
tv pitch: The Masked Singer but the singers are revealed to be replicants of the judges, triggering a series of profound psychological crises
January 21, 2026 at 11:04 AM
tv pitch: The Masked Singer but the singers are revealed to be replicants of the judges, triggering a series of profound psychological crises
[Macron texting Trump] we're gonna meet at Davos then prob head out after. u keen
January 21, 2026 at 5:58 AM
[Macron texting Trump] we're gonna meet at Davos then prob head out after. u keen
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“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
I also really need Greenland if anyone's asking
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I also really need Greenland if anyone's asking
you ever think about how the stability of a vase is considered favourably at purchase, but as it becomes vintage or antique, top-heaviness adds value through implied rarity
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
you ever think about how the stability of a vase is considered favourably at purchase, but as it becomes vintage or antique, top-heaviness adds value through implied rarity
you have been visited by Kimi, Santa's favourite helper. Kimi brings great fortune to those with xmas cheer
December 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
you have been visited by Kimi, Santa's favourite helper. Kimi brings great fortune to those with xmas cheer
Jeff Probst, it's time to retire brother
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Jeff Probst, it's time to retire brother
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Josh Frydenburg climbing over a pile of bodies to launch his political comeback is genuinely one of the most repulsive things I've witnessed in Australian politics. Have some shame.
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Josh Frydenburg climbing over a pile of bodies to launch his political comeback is genuinely one of the most repulsive things I've witnessed in Australian politics. Have some shame.
[Adele] scrolling at the pub
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 AM
[Adele] scrolling at the pub
i have got to stop giving low cal soft drinks a chance
December 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
i have got to stop giving low cal soft drinks a chance
you won't be laughing at Trump for building his golden ballroom when FIFA award him the Golden Ball
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
you won't be laughing at Trump for building his golden ballroom when FIFA award him the Golden Ball
are you ever seated at a pub and suddenly hit with the memory of being in the exact position 18 years ago for pub bingo hosted by the runner up of big brother
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
are you ever seated at a pub and suddenly hit with the memory of being in the exact position 18 years ago for pub bingo hosted by the runner up of big brother
imagine trying to read Mr Beast's one facial expression while on hallucinogens
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
imagine trying to read Mr Beast's one facial expression while on hallucinogens
climate action is cool but could we try climate romance
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
climate action is cool but could we try climate romance
POV: you've taken two steps outside to hang out a towel
April 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM
POV: you've taken two steps outside to hang out a towel
there are very few problems in life that can't be improved by making and eating a good sandwich
February 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
there are very few problems in life that can't be improved by making and eating a good sandwich
should i become a bonsai guy y/n
February 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
should i become a bonsai guy y/n
a lot of things are very bad atm, but it is god's favourite temperature (28°C) in god's favourite city (Perth, Australia) and I am going to eat a sandwich in the great outdoors
February 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
a lot of things are very bad atm, but it is god's favourite temperature (28°C) in god's favourite city (Perth, Australia) and I am going to eat a sandwich in the great outdoors
kind of wild that they'll do this just on a hunch that it might look cool, without ever seeing themselves
February 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
kind of wild that they'll do this just on a hunch that it might look cool, without ever seeing themselves
Hutchy talk breaking AFL/NBL containment takes me back to when people over east first started hearing about Basil Zempilas
February 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Hutchy talk breaking AFL/NBL containment takes me back to when people over east first started hearing about Basil Zempilas