Colin Thomas
@colinbthomas.bsky.social
Reconstructing Jesus Follower. Husband. Father to two (one autistic, one allistic). Nerd Farmer. Boardgame Evangelist. Aspiring Coffee Snob. Miniatures Painter. Photographer. ADHDer. Xennial. Person.
I drink my whisk(e)y neat, because FUCK ICE
I drink my whisk(e)y neat, because FUCK ICE
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Colin Thomas
@colinbthomas.bsky.social
· Jun 22
Donald and his Three Couch Stooges: Mr. Wants to Fuck a Couch, Mr. Tries to Hide in the Couch, and Mr. Just Passed Out Drunk on the Couch.
Homan: "Got here on Monday evening, and I'm staying until the problem is gone."
Yes, almost by definition, when you leave the problem will be gone.
Yes, almost by definition, when you leave the problem will be gone.
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Homan: "Got here on Monday evening, and I'm staying until the problem is gone."
Yes, almost by definition, when you leave the problem will be gone.
Yes, almost by definition, when you leave the problem will be gone.
That wonderful feeling when a wannabe "elder statesman" blocks you on Facebook because your critique hits a little too close to home. Almost as good as that first sip of coffee.
January 28, 2026 at 3:40 PM
That wonderful feeling when a wannabe "elder statesman" blocks you on Facebook because your critique hits a little too close to home. Almost as good as that first sip of coffee.
Trump admin better be generous with their retirement package. Bovino seems like the type of weasel who'd snitch in a heartbeat if he thought it would save him from eating soggy biscuits for the rest of his life.
January 27, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Trump admin better be generous with their retirement package. Bovino seems like the type of weasel who'd snitch in a heartbeat if he thought it would save him from eating soggy biscuits for the rest of his life.
When Trump said, "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?," I figured he was right. I never imagined that would extend to his thugs as well, though. Perhaps a bit naïve on my part.
January 25, 2026 at 1:12 AM
When Trump said, "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?," I figured he was right. I never imagined that would extend to his thugs as well, though. Perhaps a bit naïve on my part.
The Twin Cities Trials has a nice ring to it. Or Nuremburg 2: Electric Boogaloo. I'm not picky.
January 18, 2026 at 7:35 PM
The Twin Cities Trials has a nice ring to it. Or Nuremburg 2: Electric Boogaloo. I'm not picky.
Please read this thread. Jamelle has done a great job of explaining exactly why the actual logistics mean "Trump will cancel midterms" is a misplaced fear.
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 15, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Please read this thread. Jamelle has done a great job of explaining exactly why the actual logistics mean "Trump will cancel midterms" is a misplaced fear.
Minnesotans came to eat casserole and kick ICE heinie. And their all out of casserole, dontcha know.
Here’s what 6 weeks of training and a bunch of camo bullshit gets you.
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Minnesotans came to eat casserole and kick ICE heinie. And their all out of casserole, dontcha know.
Good advice I've been reflecting on: I can't reason you out of a position you didn't reason yourself into.
January 14, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Good advice I've been reflecting on: I can't reason you out of a position you didn't reason yourself into.
Republican Party of VA leadership is already starting its lies about the likely redistricting ballot measure. Completely ignores the temporary nature of the change and the context in which the measure is being suggested (i.e. offsetting other partisan gerrymanders).
cardinalnews.org/2025/12/02/v...
cardinalnews.org/2025/12/02/v...
Republican leader on Virginia’s gift to itself: Fair maps, not gerrymandering
The maps adopted after the 2020 census, drawn by neutral experts appointed by the Supreme Court of Virginia, produced balance: some districts lean Republican, some Democratic and some remain compet…
cardinalnews.org
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Republican Party of VA leadership is already starting its lies about the likely redistricting ballot measure. Completely ignores the temporary nature of the change and the context in which the measure is being suggested (i.e. offsetting other partisan gerrymanders).
cardinalnews.org/2025/12/02/v...
cardinalnews.org/2025/12/02/v...
Waking up to a new set of Facebook drive-by comment-blocks in the butt-hurt VA MAGA groups is just so...
a cartoon of a chef with the words chef 's kiss below him
ALT: a cartoon of a chef with the words chef 's kiss below him
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Waking up to a new set of Facebook drive-by comment-blocks in the butt-hurt VA MAGA groups is just so...
While I think that political violence should only be used as a last resort, I wouldn't mind seeing tarring and feathering come back into vogue.
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
While I think that political violence should only be used as a last resort, I wouldn't mind seeing tarring and feathering come back into vogue.
Wading through the posts and comments in the various Virginia Republican Facebook groups makes me pretty confident that they won't ever be able to understand why they lost so badly. And if they can't understand their failure, they can't adjust and avoid future failure.
November 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Wading through the posts and comments in the various Virginia Republican Facebook groups makes me pretty confident that they won't ever be able to understand why they lost so badly. And if they can't understand their failure, they can't adjust and avoid future failure.
I hope the White House staff made sure to replace all the ketchup bottles with plastic packets today...
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I hope the White House staff made sure to replace all the ketchup bottles with plastic packets today...
Listening to the Albemarle School Board meeting from a few days ago. Sheesh. Many speakers upset with Ms. Spillman's (the at large rep) objection to a TPUSA Club's invited speaker need to learn the difference between a difference of opinion and invalidation of another person's existence.
October 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Listening to the Albemarle School Board meeting from a few days ago. Sheesh. Many speakers upset with Ms. Spillman's (the at large rep) objection to a TPUSA Club's invited speaker need to learn the difference between a difference of opinion and invalidation of another person's existence.
I can now proudly say that I've been blocked by my congressman on his not-official-but-he-uses-it-like-it-is Facebook page. Seems like John McGuire (VA-5) can handle many things, but suggesting he might cry over the election results in November is a bridge too far.
October 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I can now proudly say that I've been blocked by my congressman on his not-official-but-he-uses-it-like-it-is Facebook page. Seems like John McGuire (VA-5) can handle many things, but suggesting he might cry over the election results in November is a bridge too far.
My new hobby is getting blocked by MAGA on Facebook by being as nice as possible and only critiquing the content of their comments.
August 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My new hobby is getting blocked by MAGA on Facebook by being as nice as possible and only critiquing the content of their comments.
Thinking this morning of Sen. Mullin (R-Oklahoma) and his inability to understand a calendar. I look at the education rankings and realize OK is #48. They aren't even the best at being the worst...
July 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Thinking this morning of Sen. Mullin (R-Oklahoma) and his inability to understand a calendar. I look at the education rankings and realize OK is #48. They aren't even the best at being the worst...
Man, Facebook is trying its hardest to feed me alt-right crap reels this morning. I mean, I'll watch one for some oppo research but get me back to the good stuff. Well researched and reasoned commentary by people like @hcrichardson.bsky.social and "Amanda's Mild Takes" is my preference, thanks.
July 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Man, Facebook is trying its hardest to feed me alt-right crap reels this morning. I mean, I'll watch one for some oppo research but get me back to the good stuff. Well researched and reasoned commentary by people like @hcrichardson.bsky.social and "Amanda's Mild Takes" is my preference, thanks.
Truth dies in darkness and lies cannot survive the light.
July 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Truth dies in darkness and lies cannot survive the light.
Donald and his Three Couch Stooges: Mr. Wants to Fuck a Couch, Mr. Tries to Hide in the Couch, and Mr. Just Passed Out Drunk on the Couch.
June 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Donald and his Three Couch Stooges: Mr. Wants to Fuck a Couch, Mr. Tries to Hide in the Couch, and Mr. Just Passed Out Drunk on the Couch.
I did my best discount Goebbels (Stephen Miller) impression and our very sweet, laid back, deaf dog got scared and started barking at me. Even animals know to not trust that monster.
June 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I did my best discount Goebbels (Stephen Miller) impression and our very sweet, laid back, deaf dog got scared and started barking at me. Even animals know to not trust that monster.
Reposted by Colin Thomas
LAPD’s Chief says they still have no idea what the military’s mission in LA is.
There are no open deconfliction channels between the military and local law enforcement.
Having multiple groups with weapons operating in the same area with no way to communicate is fucking insane.
There are no open deconfliction channels between the military and local law enforcement.
Having multiple groups with weapons operating in the same area with no way to communicate is fucking insane.
June 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
LAPD’s Chief says they still have no idea what the military’s mission in LA is.
There are no open deconfliction channels between the military and local law enforcement.
Having multiple groups with weapons operating in the same area with no way to communicate is fucking insane.
There are no open deconfliction channels between the military and local law enforcement.
Having multiple groups with weapons operating in the same area with no way to communicate is fucking insane.
Rats are starting to flee the burning ship: markgreen.house.gov/2025/6/rep-m...
Rep. Mark Green Retires from the U.S. House of Representatives
markgreen.house.gov
June 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Rats are starting to flee the burning ship: markgreen.house.gov/2025/6/rep-m...
Alright. If they can bring people back to face charges, they can bring them back to process correctly and then either actually properly deport (not render), bring criminal charges, or release. No more of this paying to house them at CECOT fascist bullshit.
June 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Alright. If they can bring people back to face charges, they can bring them back to process correctly and then either actually properly deport (not render), bring criminal charges, or release. No more of this paying to house them at CECOT fascist bullshit.
I'm a simple man. I see a Cyberstuck, I flick it off.
June 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm a simple man. I see a Cyberstuck, I flick it off.