Hi! I'm crafting for a few hours because I'm a procrastinator :D
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Last night I had a dream I went on vacation, got bit by a massive spider, had the house I was staying in collapse inward and then after several terrain bending earthquakes I realized we were in a simulation controlled by a spiteful megalomanic and I would most likely die. Mentally I'm doing great 👍

It's cute I thought I'd be crafting today when I have so much Borderlands 4 to play.... twitch.tv/coll2mitts

Ready to put myself out there again... More Date EVERYTHING! over at twitch.tv/coll2mitts, let's see if I can get laid again.

Nothing makes me cringe more than the phrase 'taking a bio break'. It's like saying, sorry, I'm not a computer, I need to pee every once and a while. Is this a general corporate thing, or something unique to software devs?

It's been a week, so no stream tonight. BUT it is a long weekend so... maybe some other day? Possibly? I don't want to get your hopes up, but perhaps?

It's Chat 'n Craft Sunday and hopefully we're finishing up the state - Come say hi! twitch.tv/coll2mitts

Stealing hearts and breaking down Tiny Dorian-sized doors. More Date Everything over at twitch.tv/coll2mitts - let's try to reach 100!

Nothing makes me feel more attractive than mowing down a chicken salad sandwich.

No stream tonight kids; Getting my elbow tattooed knocked me the fuck out. But thank you to my Garmin watch for showing me that while it was a high stress day getting poked in the bone with a needle, it was less stressful than if I went to work🎉

I've yet to find a lip product I've liked more than bonne bell lip shades in berry, like... I will forever be chasing this high.

"Looks like my efforts to get back to a normal sleep schedule are working," I muse as I impulsivley chop bell peppers at 3:30 in the morning for a little snack.

ICE tear gassed people who were stuck in their vehicles because ICE blocked the intersection.

They were not even protesters. They were just stuck there due to ICE blocking them. As the helpless car passengers watched, ICE, unprovoked, began firing gas canisters upon the cars.

Some really (genuinely!) good news for your Tuesday: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCZj...

I am strangely comforted by the fact an ice cream truck blasting "The Entertainer" still occasionally drives down my street.

Hoppy Easter! On this holy holiday, choose to give your little brother a break. He’s got an inferiority complex and is easily frightened. oatymcloafy.com/2025/04/20/m...

Sometimes you want to watch a low-tech vibes-based movie that serves as a backdrop for some truly fire musical performances. oatymcloafy.com/2025/03/31/1...

Totally agree, but somehow I managed to get startled by birds lmao www.twitch.tv/coll2mitts/c...

My prayer for all of us is that we can reach the level of guilelessness born of freedom that i had when i wrote the line "wanna put my tender heart in a blender" and not only did not crumple the paper and throw it in the trash but recorded it to tape

It's finally done and 40% longer than last year's list; I'm sorry I don't know when to shut up. oatymcloafy.com/2025/02/01/m...

It is the Lunar New Year. Year of the Snake!

Think of this year as a chance to shed the skin of the old you and grow into a shiny new version of yourself. Metaphorically, of course. Keep yer skin on! Please!

PSY ft. Snoop Dogg - "Hangover" (2014)

Anyway, see you on Wednesday for Oaty McLoafy's 3rd Birthday!