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Colleen
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I'll miss the video with the exploding whale.

https://linktr.ee/coll2mitts
Bringing this reindeer to life over at twitch.tv/coll2mitts . It's Chat 'n' Craft Sunday - Come say hi!
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
55 pieces of furniture to go! Playing more Date Everything over at twitch.tv/coll2mitts, let's see if I can make a dent in the dating pool.
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's my 4-Year affiliate-versary! And you know what that means... let's rank some games!! 🎉 twitch.tv/coll2mitts
coll2mitts - Twitch
Happy 4-Year Affiliate-versary! It's Tier List time, baby!
twitch.tv
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Setting up for stream today and this was the last window I shared during EL2024. Boy are you guys in for a surprise tonight...
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Last night I had a dream I went on vacation, got bit by a massive spider, had the house I was staying in collapse inward and then after several terrain bending earthquakes I realized we were in a simulation controlled by a spiteful megalomanic and I would most likely die. Mentally I'm doing great 👍
September 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Nothing makes me cringe more than the phrase 'taking a bio break'. It's like saying, sorry, I'm not a computer, I need to pee every once and a while. Is this a general corporate thing, or something unique to software devs?
September 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Nothing makes me feel more attractive than mowing down a chicken salad sandwich.
August 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
No stream tonight kids; Getting my elbow tattooed knocked me the fuck out. But thank you to my Garmin watch for showing me that while it was a high stress day getting poked in the bone with a needle, it was less stressful than if I went to work🎉
July 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I've yet to find a lip product I've liked more than bonne bell lip shades in berry, like... I will forever be chasing this high.
July 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"Looks like my efforts to get back to a normal sleep schedule are working," I muse as I impulsivley chop bell peppers at 3:30 in the morning for a little snack.
July 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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ICE tear gassed people who were stuck in their vehicles because ICE blocked the intersection.

They were not even protesters. They were just stuck there due to ICE blocking them. As the helpless car passengers watched, ICE, unprovoked, began firing gas canisters upon the cars.
June 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Some really (genuinely!) good news for your Tuesday: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCZj...
www.youtube.com
May 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I am strangely comforted by the fact an ice cream truck blasting "The Entertainer" still occasionally drives down my street.
May 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hoppy Easter! On this holy holiday, choose to give your little brother a break. He’s got an inferiority complex and is easily frightened. oatymcloafy.com/2025/04/20/m...
Movie Minute: The Tale of the Bunny Picnic (1986) - Welcome to Oaty McLoafy!
oatymcloafy.com
April 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sometimes you want to watch a low-tech vibes-based movie that serves as a backdrop for some truly fire musical performances. oatymcloafy.com/2025/03/31/1...
#18 Once (2007) - Welcome to Oaty McLoafy!
Glen's guitar had a hole in it because it was well used. There, now you don't have to ask.
oatymcloafy.com
April 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Totally agree, but somehow I managed to get startled by birds lmao www.twitch.tv/coll2mitts/c...
March 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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My prayer for all of us is that we can reach the level of guilelessness born of freedom that i had when i wrote the line "wanna put my tender heart in a blender" and not only did not crumple the paper and throw it in the trash but recorded it to tape
March 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's finally done and 40% longer than last year's list; I'm sorry I don't know when to shut up. oatymcloafy.com/2025/02/01/m...
Media I’m Obsessed With 2024 - Welcome to Oaty McLoafy!
YouTube and I may be going through a breakup, but I've found joy in other places.
oatymcloafy.com
February 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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It is the Lunar New Year. Year of the Snake!

Think of this year as a chance to shed the skin of the old you and grow into a shiny new version of yourself. Metaphorically, of course. Keep yer skin on! Please!
January 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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PSY ft. Snoop Dogg - "Hangover" (2014)
January 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
No chat 'n craft today - I need to finish my 2024 list and my hands barely work anyway because I spent 4.5 hours yesterday using a razorblade to scrape old caulk off my bathtub and shower door.

How long did it take to recaulk my bathtub once it was prepped? 20 min max. Home repair is wild.
January 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Generally I don't think I have ADHD, but every once and a while I question how my brain rabbit holes from looking up flights to Newark to reading about the Gadsden Purchase of 1854 on wikipedia.
January 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Me: (vibing at 10am)
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones: Have you ever been close to tragedy or been close to folks who have?
Me: ...
TMMB: Have you ever felt a pain so powerful, so heavy you collapse?
Me: ...
TMMB: No? Well...
Me: Wait, what?
TMMB: (aggressive horns) IIIIIIIIII'VE
December 28, 2024 at 4:36 PM