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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah but he has a 65 year old baboon heart

Reuters @reuters.com · 6h

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says

Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 8h

imagine overhearing your 12-year-old threaten to fuck their opponent’s mom over Xbox live and they are speaking to Bashar al-Assad

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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 10h

“The Wretched” by NIN is sooo underrated

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Extremely haunted @extremelyuncanny.com · 11h

Firestorm comics be like

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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 11h

Iykyk

Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 11h

Retchin Belcher-Fartin imo

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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 12h

The nation’s hot Catholic priests are hella antifa

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Spudislander45 🇨🇦❤️🌎💪🫡 @spudislander45.bsky.social · 20h

#Pastor in #Chicago who was shot multiple times with pepper balls by #ICE agents and #protestors were assaulted, pushed to the ground and shot with #pepperballs. He speaks out about the raids and people doing them.
#USApolitics #UKPOLI #AUSPOLI #CDNPOLI
#Chicago #IceRaids #NationalGuardDeployment

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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 12h

David Del Rio sounds like a nasty person but his wife seems even nastier

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 19h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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adam - i'm an elephant @a.falk.wtf · 13h

I'm joining the war on Ms Rachel on the side of Ms Rachel

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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 13h

Every night Chernabog the Demon was cummin’

Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 13h

Night on Cum Mountain

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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 14h

How has James Gunn not gotten Viola Davis to show up like not even once in the DCU, she’s constantly mentioned too

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 15h

Caitlin Flanagan
@CaitlinPacific
I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self.

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@bariweiss
⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are.

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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 15h

Ordered some unagi-don and gyoza for lunch

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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 16h

I love how accidentally racist (or maybe purposely racist) this is. He’s literally calling Zohran a “house slave” lmao

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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 16h

Turned the tables on my wife last night because she said I cheated on her in a dream but pointed out that that the dream version of me is technically NOT me so who’s the cheater now

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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 17h

Maduro sucks ass for different reasons but let’s not go praising Nationalist Girlboss Lady just because the Swedes decided to be shady

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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 17h

Um before we start praising Machado for winning the Nobel just be aware she’s not only a massive Zionist but also loves Trump and wants him to take out Maduro. She’s also a big time friend of George W. Bush. Marco Rubio was one of her nominees.

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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 17h

Yeah exactly I just want a little sidequest where he meets other Charlton Comics characters or whatever

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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 17h

Like okay yes maybe Quantumania tees up Loki S2 but Loki S2 was a complete story that was also a followup to Loki S1 and ended the Loki series and character with an actual conclusion, even if Loki could potentially show up in Doomsday or Secret Wars or whatever the fuck

Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 17h

Herein lies the problem with Marvelizing and serializing the DCU except for the fact that even the MCU series and movies tell a complete story!!

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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 17h

They set up Checkmate and Salvation Run as potential storylines and like….aren’t even doing anything with that?? Or doing them in other movies and TV shows?? But why

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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 17h

Yeah more I think about it what the fuck was that Peacemaker finale and also why did Peacemaker even need to end

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