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Sean Bell
@seancmbell.bsky.social
Writer. Broke. Bylines: The Intercept, Heckle, Bella Caledonia, The National, The Herald, Source, Jacobin, openDemocracy. Scotland's leading expert on Elvis Presley-related sandwiches.
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"Jucika as a sheet music turner"

We have less than 6 days to finish our fundraiser to help pay for an emergency Kidney procedure and we have $6.2k left to raise

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December 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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In my greatest hour of need, where were you
April 2, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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two things: 1. never let it be said we weren't aware of exactly what is going on with all of this. 2. he looks nearly catatonic
Reporter: What happens to the oil on that ship?

Trump: Well, we keep it, I guess... I assume we're going to keep the oil.
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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It was 40 years ago: Philip Glass and Kronos Quartet made their Nonesuch debuts with the release of Glass's score to Paul Schrader's film 'Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters" featuring Kronos: philipglass.lnk.to/Mishima
December 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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ME LOOKING AT AI ART: this is the death of humanity. miserable, soul-annihilating shit. an existential terror that must be eradicated..... we have forgotten the joy of creation, why the people at chauvet and lascaux left us their handprints
ME HAVING TO DRAW FOR WORK: this shit sucks dogg!!!!!!!!!!!
December 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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“Quentin Tarantino says..” Quentin Tarantino says a lot of things
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Think I might appeal the employment tribunal ruling that I, backed by the entire British media, claimed to have won
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I was in SF for a anniverary showing of Ghostbusters and there was a no shit minor earthquake just as the reactor was switched off - lots of looking around and muttering "was that...planned?"
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Raising the rent 53% while the heating hasn’t worked properly in days, oh I know some Christmas ghosts are coming.
December 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Imagine working in journalism, in America, in the year of our Lord 2025, and expressing bafflement over why some people maybe aren't so wild about private equity
December 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
December 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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hey i released a book this year btw. it’s called SLOPPY and it makes a great holiday present for a little sister, open-minded rabbi, or ex-con. here’s a gift link to @alexandrajacobs.bsky.social’s review of it if you’re not sure you want to give it to the slobs in your life
Sex, Sloth and Shoplifting: Notes From a ‘Sloppy’ Girl
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
September 28, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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Again, it will never be as good as a person doing it but it will be cheaper and everyone will have shittier and shittier services, imagine everything being CVS forever
As was true with the translators I heard from in an earlier edition, copywriters never felt that they were being replaced because the AI's work was better. It was almost always worse. It was simply cheaper and faster, and deemed "good enough" by clients.
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I spent a thrilling night under observation in the ER this week and I can’t say that I, or the elderly woman grunting in pain next to me, really cared about “becoming consumers again”
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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current Word sucks and also changes things so that docs formatted in a different update are now an unread mess, and it also reformats when you turn into a pdf, which is the industry standard over here in hollywoo. Google docs also sucks ass and they scrape for AI
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I would pay Microsoft the same subs price that was Word but from 1998. All I want is a word processor with some silly word art and a clip art silhouette of a man playing saxophone I’m begging
December 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM