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· Aug 20
it's all "20 yr olds are basically minors" until it's anakin skywalker during the clone wars
we realized we've been complimenting our cat's physical beauty almost exclusively so now we're trying to come up with personality based compliments
December 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
we realized we've been complimenting our cat's physical beauty almost exclusively so now we're trying to come up with personality based compliments
helpppp they're doing ableism toward my cat
October 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
helpppp they're doing ableism toward my cat
which one of you motherfuckers told my dad about tiktok... he's sending AI generated vids to the gc
October 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
which one of you motherfuckers told my dad about tiktok... he's sending AI generated vids to the gc
being in ur 20s w/ ur siblings is rough tell me why my sister just texted me "my HVAC system is burning" while i texted her "my car wont start"
September 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
being in ur 20s w/ ur siblings is rough tell me why my sister just texted me "my HVAC system is burning" while i texted her "my car wont start"
john cougar mellencamp was soooo right. life DOES go on. LOOOONG after the thrill of living is gone.
September 4, 2025 at 9:29 AM
john cougar mellencamp was soooo right. life DOES go on. LOOOONG after the thrill of living is gone.
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Despite everything, despite all the troubles and trials, I still have fat tits and an amazing ass
September 4, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Despite everything, despite all the troubles and trials, I still have fat tits and an amazing ass
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The advice "write the story you'd like to read" works a lot better for people who like to read popular things that sell.
August 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The advice "write the story you'd like to read" works a lot better for people who like to read popular things that sell.
this is apparently an ohio thing. why dont other states doxx their citizens on their license plates
convincing people i can accurately guess their astrological signs but im actually just reading their birthdates off their car registrations
August 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
this is apparently an ohio thing. why dont other states doxx their citizens on their license plates
*experiences transphobia online* man i gotta get off the internet & talk to people in person *experiences transphobia irl*
August 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
*experiences transphobia online* man i gotta get off the internet & talk to people in person *experiences transphobia irl*
i'm still dreaming weird dreams about this man an average of once a month. i havent seen him in like FIFTEEN yrs
recently ive been plagued by dreams about a boy i had a crush on in grade school... who i havent talked to since grade school. im not sure why, i havent seen anything about him or anything. anyway he was a satyr in last night's dream.
August 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i'm still dreaming weird dreams about this man an average of once a month. i havent seen him in like FIFTEEN yrs
if i had to guess, i'd say the worst part about being a therapist is that you get all the receipts from niche fandom discord drama & you can't even make a youtube video breaking it all down for profit
August 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
if i had to guess, i'd say the worst part about being a therapist is that you get all the receipts from niche fandom discord drama & you can't even make a youtube video breaking it all down for profit
my spouse is from cincinnati which is at the center of the indiana-kentucky-ohio tristate area & recently they told me that they didnt realize there were other tristate areas as a child so they just assumed phineas & ferb took place in cincy
July 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
my spouse is from cincinnati which is at the center of the indiana-kentucky-ohio tristate area & recently they told me that they didnt realize there were other tristate areas as a child so they just assumed phineas & ferb took place in cincy
shoutout to schoolhouse rock for making a banger song about interjections without using THEE interjection (FUCK!)
July 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
shoutout to schoolhouse rock for making a banger song about interjections without using THEE interjection (FUCK!)
had to call 911 for my spouse today (she's okay now) & when the emts showed up, we were in the stairwell of our apartment building, which led to this exchange:
spouse: thanks for calling 911
me, exasperated: of course
emt: do you two know each other?
me: we're married
emt: oh yep. that'll do it
spouse: thanks for calling 911
me, exasperated: of course
emt: do you two know each other?
me: we're married
emt: oh yep. that'll do it
July 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
had to call 911 for my spouse today (she's okay now) & when the emts showed up, we were in the stairwell of our apartment building, which led to this exchange:
spouse: thanks for calling 911
me, exasperated: of course
emt: do you two know each other?
me: we're married
emt: oh yep. that'll do it
spouse: thanks for calling 911
me, exasperated: of course
emt: do you two know each other?
me: we're married
emt: oh yep. that'll do it
it's so goddamn hot that every time i roll over in bed i feel like one of the tacquitos on those 7-11 warmers
July 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
it's so goddamn hot that every time i roll over in bed i feel like one of the tacquitos on those 7-11 warmers
there's like one direct condemnation of homosexuality in the old testament, none in the gospels, and then fucking sex-hater paul shows up firing off homophobia left & right
May 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
there's like one direct condemnation of homosexuality in the old testament, none in the gospels, and then fucking sex-hater paul shows up firing off homophobia left & right
"the worst apostle was judas iscariot" wrong. the worst apostle was paul
May 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"the worst apostle was judas iscariot" wrong. the worst apostle was paul
Partaking of a submarine sandwich from James Jonathan's
May 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Partaking of a submarine sandwich from James Jonathan's
appalachian antigod like "i ain't what i ain't"
March 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
appalachian antigod like "i ain't what i ain't"
every time i see one of those instagram infographics about tuxedo cats it sends me into a laughing fit because they all say that one of the "cons" of tuxies is that they're "vindictive" & "hold grudges"
January 3, 2025 at 8:56 AM
every time i see one of those instagram infographics about tuxedo cats it sends me into a laughing fit because they all say that one of the "cons" of tuxies is that they're "vindictive" & "hold grudges"
my dad sure has a lot of opinions about parents' rights for a guy who had zero interest in parenting when he had children
December 27, 2024 at 1:33 PM
my dad sure has a lot of opinions about parents' rights for a guy who had zero interest in parenting when he had children
my body: hey you know lactose intolerance isn't a choice, right?
me stuffing my face with cheese & cream-based drinks on christmas: it is if you're not a pussy
my body: We Will Be Punished For This
me stuffing my face with cheese & cream-based drinks on christmas: it is if you're not a pussy
my body: We Will Be Punished For This
December 25, 2024 at 4:17 PM
my body: hey you know lactose intolerance isn't a choice, right?
me stuffing my face with cheese & cream-based drinks on christmas: it is if you're not a pussy
my body: We Will Be Punished For This
me stuffing my face with cheese & cream-based drinks on christmas: it is if you're not a pussy
my body: We Will Be Punished For This
my stupid usamerican ass is fighting for my LIFE against mexican addresses
November 17, 2024 at 5:25 PM
my stupid usamerican ass is fighting for my LIFE against mexican addresses
convincing people i can accurately guess their astrological signs but im actually just reading their birthdates off their car registrations
November 14, 2024 at 8:46 PM
convincing people i can accurately guess their astrological signs but im actually just reading their birthdates off their car registrations
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Here’s our jack o’lantern for the cats this year: The Dreaded Cone!
October 31, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Here’s our jack o’lantern for the cats this year: The Dreaded Cone!