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It’s basically what streaming used to be before Original Content. Which is to say, a delirious grab bag.
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It’s basically what streaming used to be before Original Content. Which is to say, a delirious grab bag.
I only know Joe Buck from Brockmire.
We've never had a father and son in the broadcasters' wing of the Hall of Fame ... until now
Congratulations to Joe Buck, just announced as the winner of the 2026 Ford Frick Award
His father, Jack Buck, won in 1987. What an amazing family legacy the Bucks will be celebrating in Cooperstown in July
Congratulations to Joe Buck, just announced as the winner of the 2026 Ford Frick Award
His father, Jack Buck, won in 1987. What an amazing family legacy the Bucks will be celebrating in Cooperstown in July
December 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I only know Joe Buck from Brockmire.
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Writing HTML in Notepad
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Writing HTML in Notepad
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Officially licensed Star Wars print, published in 1993, with a description on the back that reads as follows: “An evil Darth Vader dominates this painting by Ralph McQuarrie, done before filming began on Star Wars.”
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Officially licensed Star Wars print, published in 1993, with a description on the back that reads as follows: “An evil Darth Vader dominates this painting by Ralph McQuarrie, done before filming began on Star Wars.”
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Everyone: ICE and CBP cannot be more hated
ICE/CBP: [starts wearing Meta smart glasses]
Everyone:
ICE/CBP: [starts wearing Meta smart glasses]
Everyone:
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Everyone: ICE and CBP cannot be more hated
ICE/CBP: [starts wearing Meta smart glasses]
Everyone:
ICE/CBP: [starts wearing Meta smart glasses]
Everyone:
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happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
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Deleted scene from
Home Alone 2
Home Alone 2
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Deleted scene from
Home Alone 2
Home Alone 2
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Re-reading Lord of the Rings at the moment, and I'd forgotten how relentlessly Gandalf drags Hobbits.
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Re-reading Lord of the Rings at the moment, and I'd forgotten how relentlessly Gandalf drags Hobbits.
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
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Apple TV is bugging out in a hilarious way
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Apple TV is bugging out in a hilarious way
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Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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My free macrame book arrived and I was unprepared for its power and glory
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My free macrame book arrived and I was unprepared for its power and glory
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Nah but who the fuck is Gavin Newsom to tell me what is normal? He be fully chubbed up in tight ass wranglers tearing down homeless encampments with his bare hands
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Nah but who the fuck is Gavin Newsom to tell me what is normal? He be fully chubbed up in tight ass wranglers tearing down homeless encampments with his bare hands
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When are we going to get a realistic Batman? Wrapped in a blanket burrito, eating his body weight in fruit?
a black bat is wrapped in a blanket with stars on it
ALT: a black bat is wrapped in a blanket with stars on it
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
When are we going to get a realistic Batman? Wrapped in a blanket burrito, eating his body weight in fruit?
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
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When everyone knows it's probably Grandpa's last Christmas so everyone makes a big deal about him
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
When everyone knows it's probably Grandpa's last Christmas so everyone makes a big deal about him
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Remember, saying mean things about David Zaslav online... may actually get back to him and he HATES people saying that they think he's a worm and a fool, tried to edit those bits out of a story.
Carry on!
Carry on!
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Remember, saying mean things about David Zaslav online... may actually get back to him and he HATES people saying that they think he's a worm and a fool, tried to edit those bits out of a story.
Carry on!
Carry on!
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"I read your last book, and I was bored out of my mind."
"Well, that's your privilege."
100% using this Jessica Fletcher line from Murder, She Wrote when someone tells me at a con they didn't like a book 😆. Love this so much.
"Well, that's your privilege."
100% using this Jessica Fletcher line from Murder, She Wrote when someone tells me at a con they didn't like a book 😆. Love this so much.
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"I read your last book, and I was bored out of my mind."
"Well, that's your privilege."
100% using this Jessica Fletcher line from Murder, She Wrote when someone tells me at a con they didn't like a book 😆. Love this so much.
"Well, that's your privilege."
100% using this Jessica Fletcher line from Murder, She Wrote when someone tells me at a con they didn't like a book 😆. Love this so much.