Ugly Convention
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This is a space for my obnoxious political opinions, dumb jokes, Gen X reminiscing and general universal hostility toward humanity with occasional mixed media art.
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Pronouns: He/Him
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There is nothing I hate more among people nominally opposed to Trump than boomers who want to try and associate him with communist imagery because of Russian connections
Repeat after me:
The Soviet union fell in 1991
Modern Russia is fascist not communist
Putin is a fascist
Trump is a fascist
Repeat after me:
The Soviet union fell in 1991
Modern Russia is fascist not communist
Putin is a fascist
Trump is a fascist
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
There is nothing I hate more among people nominally opposed to Trump than boomers who want to try and associate him with communist imagery because of Russian connections
Repeat after me:
The Soviet union fell in 1991
Modern Russia is fascist not communist
Putin is a fascist
Trump is a fascist
Repeat after me:
The Soviet union fell in 1991
Modern Russia is fascist not communist
Putin is a fascist
Trump is a fascist
I first watched STAR WARS at a drive-in as a double feature with FUTUREWORLD, and boy did those two movies seem like they were from entirely different eras.
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I first watched STAR WARS at a drive-in as a double feature with FUTUREWORLD, and boy did those two movies seem like they were from entirely different eras.
Anyone else notice that the Grinch (How the Grinch Stole Christmas) and Grendel (Beowulf) and I (UglyConvention) have the same motivation? i.e. being annoyed by human joy & celebration & wanting to squash it
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Anyone else notice that the Grinch (How the Grinch Stole Christmas) and Grendel (Beowulf) and I (UglyConvention) have the same motivation? i.e. being annoyed by human joy & celebration & wanting to squash it
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i started typing “i” and the suggested text was “ruined my life” so i guess my phone is pretty smart
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i started typing “i” and the suggested text was “ruined my life” so i guess my phone is pretty smart
The world will be border-free some day. It once was, and will be again. 🤞🏻
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The world will be border-free some day. It once was, and will be again. 🤞🏻
Watching “The Warriors” on Tubi, and I’m pretty sure I could take the mime gang, or the fedora hat gang.
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Watching “The Warriors” on Tubi, and I’m pretty sure I could take the mime gang, or the fedora hat gang.
Dateline: Hollywood
Quentin Tarantino has announced his 10th film: a reboot of Punch & Judy. Tarantino has cast himself in the lead role, which has him beating the shit out of some hapless bitch for 3.5 hours.
Quentin Tarantino has announced his 10th film: a reboot of Punch & Judy. Tarantino has cast himself in the lead role, which has him beating the shit out of some hapless bitch for 3.5 hours.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Dateline: Hollywood
Quentin Tarantino has announced his 10th film: a reboot of Punch & Judy. Tarantino has cast himself in the lead role, which has him beating the shit out of some hapless bitch for 3.5 hours.
Quentin Tarantino has announced his 10th film: a reboot of Punch & Judy. Tarantino has cast himself in the lead role, which has him beating the shit out of some hapless bitch for 3.5 hours.
Who is Paul Dano?
Anyway, Quentin Tarantino is what Art the Clown would look like with no makeup on.
Anyway, Quentin Tarantino is what Art the Clown would look like with no makeup on.
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Who is Paul Dano?
Anyway, Quentin Tarantino is what Art the Clown would look like with no makeup on.
Anyway, Quentin Tarantino is what Art the Clown would look like with no makeup on.
I used to avoid this ceremonial shit because it was boring. Now I avoid it because it’s annoying.
Trump rants about the "rigged election" at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I used to avoid this ceremonial shit because it was boring. Now I avoid it because it’s annoying.
Four Xhristmas movies to know me by:
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Four Xhristmas movies to know me by:
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
He looks so life-like!
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
He looks so life-like!
I didn’t read the proposition because it’s boring, where’s the free coffee and donuts?
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I didn’t read the proposition because it’s boring, where’s the free coffee and donuts?
Working Epstein files theory: Trump is afraid to have the files looked at, not because of CSA (everyone knows he is a perv, he bragged about it), but because there is financial info that would make him look bad to his base, such as involvement with Epstein’s Dem fundraising.
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Working Epstein files theory: Trump is afraid to have the files looked at, not because of CSA (everyone knows he is a perv, he bragged about it), but because there is financial info that would make him look bad to his base, such as involvement with Epstein’s Dem fundraising.
I first learned about Donald Trump from the Doonsbury comic strip in the ‘80’s, there was a story line about Trump Tower, the excessive gold, etc. I assumed he was fictional because “Trump” was clearly a made up name, too on the nose for the character.
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I first learned about Donald Trump from the Doonsbury comic strip in the ‘80’s, there was a story line about Trump Tower, the excessive gold, etc. I assumed he was fictional because “Trump” was clearly a made up name, too on the nose for the character.
You always hear about MAGA heads making death threats against Dem electeds, judges, prosecutors, MAGA head apostates like MTG, etc. Like, is it a full time job for some MAGA heads? Do they have death threat farms? And nobody ever seems to get caught 😝😭 it’s weird how everyone acts like that’s normal
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You always hear about MAGA heads making death threats against Dem electeds, judges, prosecutors, MAGA head apostates like MTG, etc. Like, is it a full time job for some MAGA heads? Do they have death threat farms? And nobody ever seems to get caught 😝😭 it’s weird how everyone acts like that’s normal
Happy Red Friday to those who celebrate
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Happy Red Friday to those who celebrate
Imagining Ghislaine renting out that puppy to other convicts 😫
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Imagining Ghislaine renting out that puppy to other convicts 😫
Having US troops wandering aimlessly in US cities creates relatively easy soft targets for terror attacks. When Trump starts a war in Venezuela, I imagine there will be more opportunities to take out US troops on US soil.
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Having US troops wandering aimlessly in US cities creates relatively easy soft targets for terror attacks. When Trump starts a war in Venezuela, I imagine there will be more opportunities to take out US troops on US soil.
I have a feeling that Mark Kelly could break Pete Hegseth in half, just by making eye contact.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I have a feeling that Mark Kelly could break Pete Hegseth in half, just by making eye contact.
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I like how they included Rebecca Gayheart’s breasts in the URBAN LEGEND poster, as if they were another character.
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I like how they included Rebecca Gayheart’s breasts in the URBAN LEGEND poster, as if they were another character.
MR us usually pretty good, but their unquestioning support for Platner is a real head-scratcher. Never mind the accidental nazi tattoo, or not figuring out rape is bad until middle age—ask him what it was like being a guard at Abu Ghraib.
youtube.com/watch?v=itSB...
youtube.com/watch?v=itSB...
Platner Confronted By Woman Over His Past Reddit Comments
YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder
youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
MR us usually pretty good, but their unquestioning support for Platner is a real head-scratcher. Never mind the accidental nazi tattoo, or not figuring out rape is bad until middle age—ask him what it was like being a guard at Abu Ghraib.
youtube.com/watch?v=itSB...
youtube.com/watch?v=itSB...
Critique of the Golgotha Programme
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Critique of the Golgotha Programme
A good thing from Facebook: anything fandom has great pages with good people doing good work. This is the DAY OF THE DEAD comic from the Dr. Logan’s Chop Shop page, which I find hilarious:
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A good thing from Facebook: anything fandom has great pages with good people doing good work. This is the DAY OF THE DEAD comic from the Dr. Logan’s Chop Shop page, which I find hilarious:
January 2026: Mike Johnson & the GOP caucus decide to celebrate Trump’s first year in his second term by staging an event where Trump actually shoots someone on 5th avenue.
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
January 2026: Mike Johnson & the GOP caucus decide to celebrate Trump’s first year in his second term by staging an event where Trump actually shoots someone on 5th avenue.