@coreyjanson.bsky.social
Anti MAGA, anti Authoritarian millennial
🍉FREE PALESTINE!
🍉FREE PALESTINE!
Wise man say, it's better to have a coccyx in your butt than six cocks.
February 1, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Wise man say, it's better to have a coccyx in your butt than six cocks.
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Whoa. This is from an FBI email with the subect "Re: Epstein - Cellmate Interview"
Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.
Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.
January 31, 2026 at 8:22 AM
I think my favorite part of today's Epstein file release is that Elon Musk tried to get an invite to the billionaire sexcrime island... And was turned down.
January 31, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I think my favorite part of today's Epstein file release is that Elon Musk tried to get an invite to the billionaire sexcrime island... And was turned down.
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This Epstein drop is HUGE and utterly disgusting. I don’t see how this man is allowed to remain in office. Where are the evangelical leaders, the soccer moms, the folks stocking up on eggs, the farmers, the small business owners.
Decide. Who are you?
Decide. Who are you?
January 30, 2026 at 10:04 PM
This Epstein drop is HUGE and utterly disgusting. I don’t see how this man is allowed to remain in office. Where are the evangelical leaders, the soccer moms, the folks stocking up on eggs, the farmers, the small business owners.
Decide. Who are you?
Decide. Who are you?
Why isn't every news outlet going nuts over today's Epstein file revelations?
(Don't worry, I know the answer)
(Don't worry, I know the answer)
January 31, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Why isn't every news outlet going nuts over today's Epstein file revelations?
(Don't worry, I know the answer)
(Don't worry, I know the answer)
📺ATLANTA (SEASON 2)
★★★★★
Somehow outdoes the first season, with memorable characters, unforgettable imagery and poignant writing.
Somehow pulls off the magic trick of constantly ignoring its main story threads, yet becoming a better show because of it. Incredible stuff here. Phenomenal.
★★★★★
Somehow outdoes the first season, with memorable characters, unforgettable imagery and poignant writing.
Somehow pulls off the magic trick of constantly ignoring its main story threads, yet becoming a better show because of it. Incredible stuff here. Phenomenal.
January 23, 2026 at 12:45 AM
📺ATLANTA (SEASON 2)
★★★★★
Somehow outdoes the first season, with memorable characters, unforgettable imagery and poignant writing.
Somehow pulls off the magic trick of constantly ignoring its main story threads, yet becoming a better show because of it. Incredible stuff here. Phenomenal.
★★★★★
Somehow outdoes the first season, with memorable characters, unforgettable imagery and poignant writing.
Somehow pulls off the magic trick of constantly ignoring its main story threads, yet becoming a better show because of it. Incredible stuff here. Phenomenal.
🎥LONGLEGS (2024)
★★★½
Stylish and unnerving horror film that threw everything at the wall, with very little sticking as the film falls apart in its final plodding act.
Creepy and assured cinematography, supported by moody production design, batshit performances, & & inspired music choices.
★★★½
Stylish and unnerving horror film that threw everything at the wall, with very little sticking as the film falls apart in its final plodding act.
Creepy and assured cinematography, supported by moody production design, batshit performances, & & inspired music choices.
January 23, 2026 at 12:27 AM
🎥LONGLEGS (2024)
★★★½
Stylish and unnerving horror film that threw everything at the wall, with very little sticking as the film falls apart in its final plodding act.
Creepy and assured cinematography, supported by moody production design, batshit performances, & & inspired music choices.
★★★½
Stylish and unnerving horror film that threw everything at the wall, with very little sticking as the film falls apart in its final plodding act.
Creepy and assured cinematography, supported by moody production design, batshit performances, & & inspired music choices.
🎥ALIEN ROMULUS (2024)
★★★★
Really neat mix of Alien & Alien$, squeezing into the timeline like an invasive facehugger... but in a fun way?
Unsettling digital resurrected actors aside, this one was a fun-as-hell romp, exploring new avenues of fear in the franchise, while still feeling at home in it.
★★★★
Really neat mix of Alien & Alien$, squeezing into the timeline like an invasive facehugger... but in a fun way?
Unsettling digital resurrected actors aside, this one was a fun-as-hell romp, exploring new avenues of fear in the franchise, while still feeling at home in it.
January 23, 2026 at 12:24 AM
🎥ALIEN ROMULUS (2024)
★★★★
Really neat mix of Alien & Alien$, squeezing into the timeline like an invasive facehugger... but in a fun way?
Unsettling digital resurrected actors aside, this one was a fun-as-hell romp, exploring new avenues of fear in the franchise, while still feeling at home in it.
★★★★
Really neat mix of Alien & Alien$, squeezing into the timeline like an invasive facehugger... but in a fun way?
Unsettling digital resurrected actors aside, this one was a fun-as-hell romp, exploring new avenues of fear in the franchise, while still feeling at home in it.
📺THE BOYS (SEASON 4)
★★★½
Enjoyable but somewhat lacking superhero send-up that felt long-in-the-tooth in a way the three previous seasons never did.
Still as gross-out and ultraviolent as ever (and indeed, that's ultimately why we're here, isn't it?)... but I fear this show may have shot its wad.
★★★½
Enjoyable but somewhat lacking superhero send-up that felt long-in-the-tooth in a way the three previous seasons never did.
Still as gross-out and ultraviolent as ever (and indeed, that's ultimately why we're here, isn't it?)... but I fear this show may have shot its wad.
January 23, 2026 at 12:21 AM
📺THE BOYS (SEASON 4)
★★★½
Enjoyable but somewhat lacking superhero send-up that felt long-in-the-tooth in a way the three previous seasons never did.
Still as gross-out and ultraviolent as ever (and indeed, that's ultimately why we're here, isn't it?)... but I fear this show may have shot its wad.
★★★½
Enjoyable but somewhat lacking superhero send-up that felt long-in-the-tooth in a way the three previous seasons never did.
Still as gross-out and ultraviolent as ever (and indeed, that's ultimately why we're here, isn't it?)... but I fear this show may have shot its wad.
📺ATLANTA (SEASON 1)
★★★★½
Quirky, clever & well-shot character study with biting social commentary, amazing surrealist sequences & phenomenal performances.
Been holding off on this, knowing that I was in for something special... had all expectations exceeded.
I love this & can't wait to see more.
★★★★½
Quirky, clever & well-shot character study with biting social commentary, amazing surrealist sequences & phenomenal performances.
Been holding off on this, knowing that I was in for something special... had all expectations exceeded.
I love this & can't wait to see more.
January 23, 2026 at 12:19 AM
📺ATLANTA (SEASON 1)
★★★★½
Quirky, clever & well-shot character study with biting social commentary, amazing surrealist sequences & phenomenal performances.
Been holding off on this, knowing that I was in for something special... had all expectations exceeded.
I love this & can't wait to see more.
★★★★½
Quirky, clever & well-shot character study with biting social commentary, amazing surrealist sequences & phenomenal performances.
Been holding off on this, knowing that I was in for something special... had all expectations exceeded.
I love this & can't wait to see more.
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The first sale of Venezuelan oil went to a guy who donated $6 million to Trump. The proceeds are now in a bank in Qatar.
January 16, 2026 at 12:45 PM
The first sale of Venezuelan oil went to a guy who donated $6 million to Trump. The proceeds are now in a bank in Qatar.
Filming a special about Mexico for the CBC.
In other words, making Cancun Can-con.
In other words, making Cancun Can-con.
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Filming a special about Mexico for the CBC.
In other words, making Cancun Can-con.
In other words, making Cancun Can-con.
Italian cuisine sucks and I'm tired of pretending that it doesn't.
January 16, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Italian cuisine sucks and I'm tired of pretending that it doesn't.
Scott Adams would be a great candidate for the 'Charlie Kirk Memorial "Die hilariously to own the libz" award' ... If Charlie Kirk didn't already receive it.
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Scott Adams would be a great candidate for the 'Charlie Kirk Memorial "Die hilariously to own the libz" award' ... If Charlie Kirk didn't already receive it.
Scott Adams died to "own the libz".
Funny, I don't feel "owned".
And yet, he's still dead.
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Funny, I don't feel "owned".
And yet, he's still dead.
🤔
January 13, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Scott Adams died to "own the libz".
Funny, I don't feel "owned".
And yet, he's still dead.
🤔
Funny, I don't feel "owned".
And yet, he's still dead.
🤔
Jonathan Ross, murdering POS
January 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Jonathan Ross, murdering POS
F I G H T
B A C K
B A C K
January 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
F I G H T
B A C K
B A C K
I know I'm almost 40 years late to the party on Big Black's "Songs About Fucking", but holy shit. What an incredible album.
It's probably for the best though.
If I'd discovered this band as a kid, it would have ABSOLUTELY altered the course of my life.
(Probably for the worse, truth be told.)
It's probably for the best though.
If I'd discovered this band as a kid, it would have ABSOLUTELY altered the course of my life.
(Probably for the worse, truth be told.)
January 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I know I'm almost 40 years late to the party on Big Black's "Songs About Fucking", but holy shit. What an incredible album.
It's probably for the best though.
If I'd discovered this band as a kid, it would have ABSOLUTELY altered the course of my life.
(Probably for the worse, truth be told.)
It's probably for the best though.
If I'd discovered this band as a kid, it would have ABSOLUTELY altered the course of my life.
(Probably for the worse, truth be told.)
Despite being a peace loving lefty Canadian, I would really like it if my country procured nuclear weapons.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Despite being a peace loving lefty Canadian, I would really like it if my country procured nuclear weapons.
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Zohran Mamdani's best ad yet.
January 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Zohran Mamdani's best ad yet.
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If this is true, it is the most impeachable offense ever.
December 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If this is true, it is the most impeachable offense ever.
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