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if you do not wipe down the equipment after you use it at the gym, i hope you get exactly 0 bitches
January 24, 2026 at 7:44 PM
if you do not wipe down the equipment after you use it at the gym, i hope you get exactly 0 bitches
The glute pump was treating me well yesterday
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
The glute pump was treating me well yesterday
Waking up to it being -22 F without wind chill is making it very difficult to leave my bed for work 😭🥶
January 23, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Waking up to it being -22 F without wind chill is making it very difficult to leave my bed for work 😭🥶
I don’t know what type of drug PinkPantheress and Zara Larsson put in Stateside to make it this addicting but it’s like the only song I’ve listened to the last three days
January 21, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I don’t know what type of drug PinkPantheress and Zara Larsson put in Stateside to make it this addicting but it’s like the only song I’ve listened to the last three days
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This thumbnail is frying me
January 18, 2026 at 11:18 PM
This thumbnail is frying me
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having opps at your office job is so funny bc why am I beefing w/ a 59 year old woman
January 17, 2026 at 1:32 PM
having opps at your office job is so funny bc why am I beefing w/ a 59 year old woman
They’re starting to bounce when I walk down the stairs 🤭
January 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
They’re starting to bounce when I walk down the stairs 🤭
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I grew up on these streets
January 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I grew up on these streets
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aldi i love you but please let me just buy 1 onion i don’t need 2 lbs
January 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
aldi i love you but please let me just buy 1 onion i don’t need 2 lbs
Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 🏋🏽
December 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 🏋🏽
Been feeling feral lately. Who’s gonna come give me a rundown after my lifts?
December 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Been feeling feral lately. Who’s gonna come give me a rundown after my lifts?
In desperate need of a post leg day massage 😵💫
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
In desperate need of a post leg day massage 😵💫
Titty Tuesday at the gym
December 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Titty Tuesday at the gym
Hit a bunch of new PRs tonight and can almost hip thrust my own body weight for my sets 🤭
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Hit a bunch of new PRs tonight and can almost hip thrust my own body weight for my sets 🤭
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flop ass bitch!
Keith Urban performed Chappell Roan's
“Pink Pony Club” for Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago party in Florida.
“Pink Pony Club” for Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago party in Florida.
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
flop ass bitch!
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Protein powder companies be like "oh the scoop? You thought the scoop would be on top of the powder? How about you reach in and fish around for it, you piece of SHIT fuck you"
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Protein powder companies be like "oh the scoop? You thought the scoop would be on top of the powder? How about you reach in and fish around for it, you piece of SHIT fuck you"
Sprained my wrist so it’s only leg day for the foreseeable future 😵💫
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sprained my wrist so it’s only leg day for the foreseeable future 😵💫
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cannot explain how beyond stupid i think it sounds when people say ‘i asked chatgpt’ in place of googling it
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
cannot explain how beyond stupid i think it sounds when people say ‘i asked chatgpt’ in place of googling it
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The only email that finds me well:
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The only email that finds me well:
And it’s forever fuck that bitch and her overplucked eyebrows too
Breaking: The Supreme Court is now officially considering taking up a case overturning same-sex marriage.
This is the first time in history the court has considered rolling back this right.
This is the first time in history the court has considered rolling back this right.
October 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
And it’s forever fuck that bitch and her overplucked eyebrows too
Might have missed hump day, but it was leg day and the bakery is open 😉
October 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Might have missed hump day, but it was leg day and the bakery is open 😉
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Taking a wrecking ball to the White House: the perfect analogy of the Trump administration
JUST IN: The White House has begun DEMOLISHING portions of the East Wing of the White House to build Trump’s $250 million ballroom — despite earlier claiming it wouldn’t “interfere” with the existing White House structure. (Washington Post)
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Taking a wrecking ball to the White House: the perfect analogy of the Trump administration
Back after a week off the gym 😮💨
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Back after a week off the gym 😮💨
“Mariah Carey voice” IT’S TIIIIIIIIIIIIME
October 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“Mariah Carey voice” IT’S TIIIIIIIIIIIIME